Tuesday, February 15, 2005

toungeholioTongueHolio grubs the tautness of Jen’s tummy and mocks you with his eyes, through the pristine lens of those designer shades which he was sure to leave the tag on. So, you know, you’d understand he dropped an entire 6 shifts of busboy pay on them.  Same reason he hangs his $200 drawers out his $12 Dockers.  Because that was the only thing in the store besides that new Chest Lettuce within his reach.

ToungeHolio also has a DefCon 4 scalp goiter about to burst.

O the myriad ways to burst it…

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1:13 am June, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

If this were occurring at the Texas/Mexico border amnesty and immigration reform would be dead. Am I right when I say that?
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Speaking of the border, the Rev has been quiet lately. I hope the constant drip, drip, drip of gonnerhea hasn’t got him down.

10:23 am June, 17 Charles Douchewin said...

Sorry! dude. That look’s been done better, elsewhere.

10:41 am June, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The stories about my drip have been greatly exaggerated.
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I don’t have gonorreah. I do, however have Chest Lettuce and Chest Fever(Levon respect).
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Sons

11:20 am June, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

Is anybody else enjoying the high waisted ACR, aka Ass Cheek Reveal, trend these days?. I’m a big fan of the ACR and I would like to thank the fashion gurus who introduced these back into summer line up.

11:37 am June, 17 dickie fingers said...

He better get his hands off the server before his real date, Pochantas Largeman, turns around with his drink. He won’t seem so cool with a size 13 moccasin snapped off in his ass.

2:43 pm June, 17 admin said...

He got nothin on Barry and Levon and they $240 worth o pudding

2:43 pm June, 17 DarkSock said...

Dammit – I mean,
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He got nothin on Barry and Levon and they $240 worth o pudding

4:10 pm June, 17 Vin Douchal said...

New website-y thing for yucks and snorts, Brazialian Soccer Name Generator
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Tongue Holio would be “Holito”
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And such classics as :
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Rev Chad Kroeger- “Kroegeto”
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Vin Douchal- “Vildo”
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Jay Louis- “Jimo”
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Douchey Wallnuts- “Douchocos”
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Donkey Douche- “Donkundo”
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He Just Bangs Bitches and Drinks= “Roberto Bangs Bitchaldo”
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Koji Uehara- “Kojildo”
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And so on

4:10 pm June, 17 Vin Douchal said...

New website-y thing for yucks and snorts, Brazialian Soccer Name Generator
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Tongue Holio would be “Holito”
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And such classics as :
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Rev Chad Kroeger- “Kroegeto”
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Vin Douchal- “Vildo”
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Jay Louis- “Jimo”
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Douchey Wallnuts- “Douchocos”
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Donkey Douche- “Donkundo”
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He Just Bangs Bitches and Drinks= “Roberto Bangs Bitchaldo”
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Koji Uehara- “Kojildo”
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And so on

4:23 pm June, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hey Rev
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Is this Lenny?
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http://cheezburger.com/8220720896?ref=whatspopularfooter
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I’m not sure if you guys go to Hamilton or not.

5:10 pm June, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think I’m gonna change my name to BunsinHosa now Vin.

5:12 pm June, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Quantum gravity must be strong with Tongueholio ’cause I got no idea how that pick is stayin’ attached to that melonhead of his.

5:26 pm June, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Lenny would never do that.to a floatation device. Thai hookers, midget Quebec wrestlers, and man-hungry east coast single mothers sure. I lived near Hamilton when I first found this site. Nice town. EAAAAGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

6:08 pm June, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hey Et Tu
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Who you got down for winning the WC? Der Mannschaft look pretty badass right now. I’m guessing its gonna be between them and Messi and Co. What thinkest thou?

7:08 pm June, 17 Douchocos said...

I’m watching this World Cup soccer. I haven’t had this much fun since my Fistula burst one summer in Asbury Park, whilst I was wearing my summer whites. Summer whites, I says.

7:59 pm June, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

Ettildo would be my Brasilian name.
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@Doc,
Der Mannschaft sounds like something a hott German chick likes inserted into Der Braunei.
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I’m pulling for Les Elephants as I like rooting for the under dog. In reality I’m going with the Dutch and I’ll say it again Christiano Ronaldo is BEEYATCH.

8:55 pm June, 17 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Bertha Largewoman is going to San Francisco.

9:33 pm June, 17 Wheezer said...

Wheezandro says:
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For all the large this choadwank dropped on the shades, he obviously had nothing left for a shirt. Sooooo, hanging out in the attic (instead of the proverbial basement), he ran across those old 70s tank tops of Dad’s…..

9:34 pm June, 17 Wheezer said...

…..oh, and upon putting on that old tank top, he smelled better.

11:41 pm June, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As Leonard and I departed onst one of our sojourns to the countryside this morning, he asked me who the young girl walking by my lane was. “Fuck Len.She looks just like that Jennifer Jason Leigh in Fast Times.” I saids.
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As I returned to the grove, past the smell of manure spreaders in nearby fields, I saw same lass walking the other way. My new neighbour’s daughter needs a 10 second deflowering on the other side of the ditch and past the swamp with the saw grass. There is a nice quiet area near there where no one ever goes, except me and my shovel.

7:39 pm June, 18 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Jen’s dad always made racist comments about all the “damn Mexicans” everywhere when she was growing up. Jen hates her dad. Thus, pic above.

8:45 pm June, 18 Capt. James T. Douche said...

He makes that same face as a homeless crackwhore sprays diarrhea in his face for $20.

9:50 pm June, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Vegas has no charms to soothe the restless dreams of yoooouth. Then this shit happens.
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Philosopher Percussionists

12:59 am June, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Years since the beginning. The old dog slows but still shits tootsie pops and pees outside. An old man unbuckled his shoe after arriving at the fairgrounds. Content in his life’s play does he devolves slowly into what he never was before.
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Antimatter bullies arrive in the minds eye. Am I the singularity? I just blew my mind.
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A riddle finally solved in the dying brain matter. Twenty-ten is the year, not 20/20. Dark Sock riddles stuck in the dank depths of that other person on the left-side of my brain. The Superstone. I am the Singularity!

1:26 am June, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The best thing to come out of the twenty-tens I’m stoned Sons.
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1:27 am June, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Two-thousand and twenty?

4:42 pm June, 19 Charles Douchewin said...

Fair and Balanced GSR 2.0.
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Revtrospecitives.

8:38 pm June, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In the words of our dear departed Wedgie, ” Why do fucking shit today. Surf’s up.

8:41 pm June, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The top two inventions of the Two-Thousand and Ten’s so far have been no-aerosol olive oil and Clorox Baby and Bathroom Wipes. I fuck you not! Am I getting this 20/10 thing right Dark Sock or what?

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