Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Friday Haiku

chip prickstonStarlett is enticed;
Offered role in Karl’s new flick
“Beverly Hills Cockk”.

Magnum Douche P.I. said…

Captain Asscot asks
Jenny to “board his vessel”
But its a dinghy

dickie fingers said…

Beverly Hills Kip
reports for poop deck duty
Starlett staying home.

Charles Douchewin said…

Guardian angels
are “Keeping it Pretentious”
in Beverly Hills.

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

Tad looks like he’s more
interested in the free
bowl of soup
 than her.

hermit said…

Kim’s not satisfied.
Thurston Howell’s retarded son’s
hung like a minnow.

Vin Douchal said…

Beverly Hills Kip
Also sporting the matching
Seven inch butt plug

Douchocos (DoucheyWallnuts??) said…

That ascot passed through
His colon, knot gave pleasure
She gave quite a pull

He cleans the pisser
At the local country club

Blazer found in stall.

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2:51 pm June, 20 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Captain Asscot asks
Jenny to “board his vessel”
But its a dinghy

2:53 pm June, 20 dickie fingers said...

The place looks clean, but
smells like recalled Velveeta
maybe it’s the hat.

3:55 pm June, 20 Charles Douchewin said...

Sir, when I said you
could “Take my baggage” I meant,
well, you know… keep her.

4:06 pm June, 20 Charles Douchewin said...

Impersonating
fashion police: sentence is
a tip, from the Donk.

4:06 pm June, 20 Charles Douchewin said...

Guardian angels
are “Keeping it Pretentious”
in Beverly Hills.

4:18 pm June, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Tad looks like he’s more
interested in the free
bowl of soup than her.

4:24 pm June, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

How ironic is
that hott AND Spaulding both like
the poop deck action?

4:24 pm June, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ yeah, it’s not ironic. I just need a haiku.

4:31 pm June, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She tells Spaulding it’s
fine that he can only get
to half mast. Drinks more.

5:43 pm June, 20 hermit said...

Kim’s not satisfied.
Thurston Howell’s retarded son’s
hung like a minnow.

6:02 pm June, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Success not achieved
at launch of “Ascots for Douches”
party. Now park those cars!

6:15 pm June, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Beverly Hills Kip
Also sporting the matching
Seven inch butt plug

6:19 pm June, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Dude, how’s the weather
At the Beverly Hills Beach
Queer , with chance of coccks

6:21 pm June, 20 Vin Douchal said...

At Ascots ‘R’ Us
“A little match-y match-y”
Did not heed advice

6:22 pm June, 20 dickie fingers said...

Beverly Hills Kip
reports for poop deck duty
Starlett staying home.

6:24 pm June, 20 Vin Douchal said...

This chick is so high
She thinks he’s Captain Stabbin
Butt play to follow

6:50 pm June, 20 Douchocos said...

That ascot passed through
His colon, knot gave pleasure
She gave quite a pull

7:03 pm June, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Chest Lettuce on neck
Since the gyroscope was pit
In her Monkey Hole.

7:04 pm June, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kenny Loggins rolls
In grave since Spaulding put
Groundhog up his butt.

7:05 pm June, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the ascot
In the basket or it gets
The hose. Ted Knight Hose.

7:06 pm June, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her eyes think Dreamy.
Her thighs thick and steamy. His
Thinks “Cocks are creamy.”

7:11 pm June, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I cannot believe
He wears a fucking Beret
A Beret, I says

7:18 pm June, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Hipster macks on Trish
He has no self-awareness
And so, he’ll get laid

7:54 pm June, 20 bigphatnotadouche said...

I need my weekly pear fix…

8:58 pm June, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

He farted and an
Eighteen inch studded jelly
Dong falls from pants leg.

9:01 pm June, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I hope his scarf gets
Caught in the chain of his bike
On a steep downhill.

9:04 pm June, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Champagne Katie’s low
Rent cousin Miller High Life
Katie Bleething out.

9:07 pm June, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

He cleans the pisser
At the local country club
Blazer found in stall.

9:11 pm June, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Otto Preminger
The Third, casts for “Douchebag
With the Golden Peen”

9:15 pm June, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Otto Preminger
The Third, casts for “*The Douchebag
With the Golden Peen”

9:17 pm June, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Will Smith passes on
The sequel to BAGger Vance
So they got this guy.

9:20 pm June, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Accidentally
Roofies himself and ends up
With a sore as(s)cot

2:33 am June, 21 Ghost of Pumpy said...

Fred from Scooby-Doo
Is his personal hero
Hat’n makes him tick

12:02 am June, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Wake.
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Owd1jriUXSo
.
Stooooooooed

2:35 pm June, 23 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Do people actually listen to entire albums on YouTube?

5:15 pm June, 23 Trevor Rabin said...

Yes they do. If they are stone

8:49 pm June, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Why don’t we have one of the in the U.S.?
.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-gets-stuck-vagina-student-3746212

8:49 pm June, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The…These? Does it really fuccen matter?

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