Friday, February 4, 2005

YoBro tells Pia to stop staring into the microwave

pia zadora with hat tilt bag

10 degree hat tilt? Check.

Douchie wrist acoutrement? Check.

Stupid $200 sh!t-wrapper of a t-shirt? Check

Smug millennial trust-fund scowl for his brah’s Instagram? Check.

Fish-Slap demeanor?  Chickity-Check.  Yo.

Check, please.

Sweetie, you can do better.  It’s written in that sniff-poo look on your pretty mug.  

But you choose not to. Hence we mock.

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12:41 pm May, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Looks like she picked the wrong week to stop getting Russian black market Botox and Collagen injections.

12:42 pm May, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Is that Captain Elliot from The Deadliest Catch? Looks like he’s getting a different kind of Deadliest Catch….

1:12 pm May, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Judging by the graffiti on the wall behind them he spared no expense for tonight’s venue, five minutes after this was snapped a hobo junkie puked all over her tits while he got hustled out of this weeks pay from bussing tables at IHOP shooting dice in the corner.

1:16 pm May, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I’m betting there’s a lot of burning and itching going on between the two of them. It looks like tig welding when their nethers touch.

1:58 pm May, 28 Charles Douchewin said...

Whenever he plays Rock-Paper-Scissors-Douche, YOBRO goes all in.
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(*Spoiler Alert*: He always throws Douche.)

3:39 pm May, 28 dickie fingers said...

He’s Fish Slap’s little brother, Minnow Slap.

4:02 pm May, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Helen of Bro. The crotch that launched a thousand penile swabs.

5:09 pm May, 28 Vin Douchal said...

The hat is on straight. His mug’s been belted so may times his face has a 20 degree tilt.

5:13 pm May, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Dyspeptic Pia has had enough of Yobro’s “Pull my finger” antics

5:18 pm May, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Official Rock-Paper-Scissors-Douche rules:
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Rock smashes Douche’s teeth down his throat
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Paper is summons for “Failure to Appear” for back child support payments
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Scissors get jammed hard in to the orifice/organ of choice
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Let’s play

6:56 pm May, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Some PSA’s for y’all:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h1hHw7nOlA
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2BsBPIe8Qc
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8:03 pm May, 28 Charles Douchewin said...

Thanks, Doc Bunsen. Because I thought Bikini Season WAS a season I had just forgotten about BECAUSE CANADA IS NEVER WARM.
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Future.Ex.Mrs.Douchewin.

11:30 pm May, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I saw a normal shaved vagina, a few thousand times and I must go service it now!
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Miss Jackson if yo nasty, Son. Stooned.

11:33 pm May, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^There was a thin layer of ice in the pool skimmer last night after I turned shit off cause algae usually don’t grow in the arctic, usually. But I think the old dog’s yeast is gumming up the works. My old canine has been in the pool too.
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Ass Diggers

12:42 am May, 29 DarkSock said...

Doc:
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1.) I have always been attracted to sacs of fats. Including plastic sacs o’ butter.
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2.) She talks like Greta Van Sustren, but without looking like Willem Dafoe with teats.
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3.) Medical FACT.

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