Sunday, February 13, 2005

Time for America’s favorite new gameshow…

This tranny tastes bad…SMELMA FANGER!

Posit your guesses of possible digital odiferousness, as ever, in the comments section.

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Et Tu Douche? said…

Smells like Pad Thai & shame?

The Price Is Low?

Jacques Doucheteau said…

Smells like Indian food and menstruation.

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

Post-surgical pus drainage and KY jelly?

hermit said…

Who Wants to Bang a Hundredaire?

Wheel of Abortion?
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9:29 am June, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

Smells like Pad Thai & shame?

10:12 am June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Whose Tran Is It Anyway?

10:12 am June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Eenie, Meanie, Miney, Ho?

10:13 am June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Price Is Low?

10:13 am June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hollywood Queers?

10:14 am June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Wheel Of Fortune Cookie?

10:14 am June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Who Wants To Be An AIDS Patient?

10:15 am June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

America’s Got Hmong?

11:05 am June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Who’s Gonna Kill Tracy Morgan?

11:06 am June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Joker’s Wild For Gooks?

11:07 am June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Feltch Game?

11:07 am June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The $64 Question.

11:08 am June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This Is Your Wife?

11:09 am June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

How Many Screws In Dark Sock’s Neck?

11:09 am June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Hmong Show?

11:09 am June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^ I like that one. Son.

1:55 pm June, 10 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Smells like hydrogen sulphide and bad mayonnaise.

1:57 pm June, 10 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Smells like Indian food and menstruation.

2:19 pm June, 10 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Do you remember the first time you had a sleepover at you childhood friends house who had hippie parents? I mean, you didn’t exactly know what hippies were at the time. Other than they’re house kinda smelled funny, they had all wood furniture and no carpeting, no video game consoles, and they were really into gardening. Plus the food was really bland and never involved meat, potatoes, or white bread.
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The worst is when you and your friend sit down to watch a movie (nothing by Disney or containing any scenes with guns was allowed), and they offered to “make you boys some tasty, healthy popcorn?” Heck yeah! Popcorn! All that buttery, salty goodness as a distraction from the blanched veggies and dried fruit you’ve been suffering with for the last 6 hours.
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So you get your popcorn, and somethings not right from the moment they bring you the bowl. It doesn’t have that wonderful butter-scented-palm-oil smell to it. It doesn’t even really smell like popcorn, but has an odor vaguely reminiscent of propane gas, moldy bread, and dad’s empty beer cans. You think “maybe it’s just how this house smells” or “it might be the tofu burgers they tried to give me for lunch…and who the hell puts that much alfalfa sprouts on ANYthing?” But you dig in regardless.
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What. The. Fuck.
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No butter. No salt. What the hell is this bitter, brown dust all over the pop corn, effectively ruining an otherwise tasty snack? It tastes like raw fenugreek and old man asshole!
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“Oh, that’s nutritional yeast, dear. It’s good for you!”
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Fuck this. Never hanging out with this kid ever again.
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That’s probably what this dude’s finger smells like.

3:29 pm June, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Post-surgical pus drainage and KY jelly?

3:37 pm June, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

a rotten piece of porch beef that was left in a moldy shoe in Hermit’s hovel that was worn by Roseanne Bar during the first season of that shitty fuccen TV show she had?

3:55 pm June, 10 hermit said...

Snatch Game ’74

3:56 pm June, 10 hermit said...

Jap-ardy

3:56 pm June, 10 hermit said...

Who Wants to Bang a Hundredaire

3:56 pm June, 10 hermit said...

Last Vomit Standing

3:57 pm June, 10 hermit said...

Amërïkän Ninja Whore-ior

4:02 pm June, 10 hermit said...

Wheel of Abortion

5:33 pm June, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

It smells like 75 other dudes peens and Snuggles fabric softener.

5:35 pm June, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

It smells like cheap ripple and gorgonzola cheese.

5:36 pm June, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

It smells like Summer’s Eve and pluff mud.

5:39 pm June, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

It smells like rotting potato salad and Nutella.

5:41 pm June, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

It smells like kimchi sharts and pig vomit.

5:41 pm June, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ Huh?

7:08 pm June, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hey Et Tu
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Is this gonna be you on Thursday?
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8:55 pm June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Young Chief Two Dogs Fucking wonders why wampum smell like stinkum.

8:55 pm June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The $10 Pyramid.

9:06 pm June, 10 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Smells like yesterday’s dim sum cart

9:08 pm June, 10 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Smells like permethrin cream and starkist tuna

9:08 pm June, 10 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Crab swap

9:10 pm June, 10 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Smells like lemongrass and day old used condoms

9:10 pm June, 10 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Smells like cum farts

9:11 pm June, 10 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Minute to fingerblast it.

9:23 pm June, 10 MC900FootDouchebag said...

Oh, good golly, is this thing back up and running and I’m late to the party!?!? Greeeeeeaaaaaaaat… there goes all my free time.

“Me finger smells like old potatoes and balls. No, not mine, hers.”

9:37 pm June, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Doc,

More then likely it will be me on Friday too when The Dutch play the Spaniards. My local establishment is going to be ground zero for the whole tourney and the Spaniards will definitely be showing up in droves however I have a thing for Dutch chicks, they can party. My sentimental underdog team will be Les Elephants.

10:13 pm June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

They smell like Nancy Grace and Ron Goldman.

10:13 pm June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

They smell like doodie and communist Jews.

10:20 pm June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

They smell like Oprah’s breath after Gale performs natty cunt to mouth rescuscitation.

10:20 pm June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

They don’t smell as bad as my old dogs farts.

10:21 pm June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

America’s Funniest Home Labotomies?

11:12 pm June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Like Hillarysw hubris and Bill’s medical waste?

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