Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Friday Haiku

Snarl DoucheDuck Face? Aw Hell Naw.
Tool-Bag introduces the
Courtney Love Vag-Face…

***The Mock is small but STRONG this cycle, alert readers; much like storied pro wrestler Igor Putksi. Son. In a hard choice, Vin D wins the InterWebs because of the Kafka-esque hopelessness of his acerbic post…

 

The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
They smell like those pork
Sausages with the fancy
Names Portuguese.

hermit said…
Semitic trio
Has a real reason to fear
Midget ISIS dude

Vin Douchal said…
Daffy Duck poses
Chicks will laugh at photobomb
‘Til job interview

Charles Douchewin said…
Meanwhile, backstage
the Bona Killahs pose with
their number one fan.

The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
It puts the fist on
The chin, or it gets the
Hose. Filthy bitch hose.

Vin Douchal said…
Background dudes all stunned
Paid for these Bleeths drinks all night
Cabbie takes them home

Charles Douchewin said…
Joe Plaidman is on
a mission. A mission to
locate the exit.

Jacques Doucheteau said…
Dan puts on a stiff
upper lip, it’s the only
thing he can get stiff.

The Dude said…
Three hotts that look like
Ariella Ferrera!?
Tool-Bag will get ditched.

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2:23 am September, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

They smell like those pork
Sausages with the fancy
Names Portuguese.

2:25 am September, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His MMA name
Is Rumpus Humpsalot. His
Street name is Graa, Son.

2:28 am September, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Kardouchian
Sisters ponder Graa as art.
Weird life choices art.

2:30 am September, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the fist on
The chin, or it gets the
Hose. Filthy bitch hose.

2:32 am September, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Courtney loves vag is
Like a rural house. Septic
System full of puss.

2:38 pm September, 12 hermit said...

Semitic trio
Has a real reason to fear
Midget ISIS dude

2:43 pm September, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Daffy Duck poses
Chicks will laugh at photobomb
‘Til job interview

2:46 pm September, 12 Vin Douchal said...

‘Roid rash needs head shave
All fun and games ’til bacne
Oozes through t-shirt

2:48 pm September, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Background dudes all stunned
Paid for these Bleeths drinks all night
Cabbie takes them home

2:50 pm September, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Chicks lezzed out in can
Duck face douchenozz smells pussy
Don’t know what it is

2:51 pm September, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Went to Supercuts
“Make me look like giant tool
“Here’s an extra five”

3:26 pm September, 12 Charles Douchewin said...

Meanwhile, backstage
the Bona Killahs pose with
their number one fan.

3:32 pm September, 12 Charles Douchewin said...

Joe Plaidman is on
a mission. A mission to
locate the exit.

9:27 pm September, 12 hermit said...

My Ol’ Grandmother
Straddled a box turtle once
With her Volkswagen

12:22 am September, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Henry Ford. Rob Ford.
Doug Ford. This is right off the
Shiznit, my Monkeys.
.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/politics/our-supporters-need-us-to-continue-doug-ford-replaces-brother-rob-in-mayoral-race-1.2003870

12:27 am September, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Dan puts on a stiff
upper lip, it’s the only
thing he can get stiff.

3:00 am September, 13 The Dude said...

Three hotts that look like
Ariella Ferrera!?
Tool-Bag will get ditched.

11:36 pm September, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He has moderate
To severe Crohn’s disease. His
Doctor says he’s fucked.

9:55 am September, 14 hermit said...

Sever Crohn’s disease
Is far preferable to
Risperdal man-tits

10:01 am September, 14 hermit said...

<a href=http://38.media.tumblr.com/e076d8958fbb4b9b47e2427421a1ffc3/tumblr_nbvbjcGwhI1r6w4f5o1_500.jpg

10:06 am September, 14 hermit said...

This

10:32 am September, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Django Unchained slut
Fuck in car. Smells like fame whore.
Career on flames. Son.

9:46 pm September, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hey! Psst! Dark Sock. Leave the keys in the engine, will ya? Son. It’s fucking cold up here Hermit. The rheumatiz was acting up something fierce as Lenny and I gave the last blooming fertilizer to the small grove plantation in the rain. Fuck. Fall sucks big hairy coccks and bangs Paches.

10:58 pm September, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dark SOCK HAS BEEN ON LEAVE.
.
http://empirenews.net/florida-man-successfully-receives-penis-transplant-from-horse/
.
***EDIT*** He peed through a horse, once.
– D.S.

5:09 pm September, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In the name of all that is Holy (respect), did everybody out there find something else to do?

10:29 pm September, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Well….? I’ve played us out before. So I’ll fucking do it again. Thanks for the laughs fuckers! I’ve never divulged my ideal woman before. She’s actually comparable, at a younger pre-coke beauty age, like that of Princess Leah for those few salt-deprived days chained to the Hut. And it ends.

Do not go into that dark night, Sons.
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAjhqwHvMds
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ8uyevyWOg
.
And that is all we need to know. Fuck Islam and long live the hot chicks and market whores. Son.
.
Kroeger out.

1:07 am September, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My name is The Reverend Chad Kroeger. If anyone is out there please be advised that under the new regime this is an “ALL STEVIE NICKS. ALL THE TIME ROCK STATION!’. TUNE INTO HTTP;//WWW.REVERENDCHADKROEGER.COM/FOUNDATION TO GET FREE SWAG.
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_vCeQ-rx5A
.
DEPARTED

6:17 pm September, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

What’s a guy got to do to get some Haikus around here.
.

8:01 pm September, 22 hermit said...

Reverend Chad is like a lone voice crying out in the wilderness.
.

Rev, there was a rousing edition of Friday Haiku carefully hidden by our esteemed administrator one post below this one. Which reminds me, do you remember the time Goldie Hawn exposed herself in the fourth season of “Love Boat?”
.
Me neither.

8:20 pm September, 22 hermit said...

Stevie Nicks used to ingest cocaine rectally because her adenoids were too fucked up for snorting and shit. She dances like a meth addict at WalMart, which I totally dig.
Emma Watson shuffles her feet like the men in space suits lurching through the muddy villages in Liberia, matter-of-factly dragging carcasses out of huts and tossing them into late-model Toyota pickups, while the children kneel in the gutters poking sticks in ant hills.

9:44 pm September, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Thanks Hermit.
.

10:58 am September, 23 Dickie Fingers said...

It has been quiet around here.

12:32 pm September, 23 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Present.

1:56 pm September, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Now I get it Hermit.
.
I’d get it.
.
http://ashemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Emma-Watson-Hot-6.jpg

2:52 pm September, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Not dead, just really fuccen busy. Still recovering from shoulder surgery (my Am Staff is super fuccen strong) so typing is a little wonkier than usual. And the nose pickers mining for gold (students) won’t leave me alone. Will mail ‘Sock some pics soon to get the place a bit refreshed.
.
How do you mototrboat that 3 breasted chick? Inquiring mind want to know. Rev?

7:08 pm September, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Doctor Bunsen. A reknowned scientist like you should know instinctively that the only way to motorboat a three sphered woman is by Newton’s Cradle….
.
Illustration for the enedumacated:
.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newton%27s_cradle

10:46 am September, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The departed DB1 might have posted some ethnic shit like this for the high holiday.
.

10:46 pm September, 25 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Still with last Friday’s Fraiku?

I can’t work under these conditions!!!

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