Sunday, March 27, 2005

Zach Galafanakis wannabe doucheThe stunt double for
George Michaels sighs; “Any old
Pork in a Storm…ewwww“

Ed Hardy Har Har said…

George Michael stand-in
says softer than the hard men
I’m used to. UPSET!

Charles Douchewin said…

That 70’s show
reboot looks way better than
the original.

hermit said…

“Spent my whole paycheck,
all I have to show for it,
is this lap dance, Son.”

It puts the beard in
The basket or it get the hose.
The Bathroom Stall Hose.

 

 

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

“Ride me you beast” shouts
Jenny. Fake George looks for his
car keys for Yugo.

The Dude said…

George Michael is gay
Since the gyroscope was put
In his monkeyhole.

Vin Douchal said…

Do U even lift?
How’d you find a brown Sharpie
To draw brows and beard

Vin Douchal said…

Oh, don’t cry for me
Asian Tina, truth is I
Don’t even lift, bro

Jacques Doucheteau said…

“This girl is really
skanky. Bro, don’t you dare take
my pho…. Gawdamnit!”

Magnum Douche P.I. said…

Two-for-one huge ass
sunglasses hide the vapid
stares of the soul-less

DoucheyWallnuts said…

She has a Googutz
That launched a 1000 renoBs
And he’s killed them all

 

 

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5:49 am November, 20 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

George Michael stand-in
says softer than the hard men
I’m used to. UPSET!
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29??? This is getting ton be higher math!

5:57 am November, 20 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

George Michael stand-in says
EWWWWWW! There is no penis! What
will I do with this????
.
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6:00 am November, 20 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

George Michael stand-in says
Ass is softer than I am
used to. Not a guy????
.
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Lucky 13

12:19 pm November, 20 Charles Douchewin said...

That 70’s show
reboot looks way better than
the original.

12:55 pm November, 20 hermit said...

“Spent my whole paycheck,
all I have to show for it,
is this lap dance, Son.”
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4:01 pm November, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I will be your Fag
Gy Figure. Put your tiny
Mons In mine. I will
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1.
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Supermodels
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4:02 pm November, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

oops.
.
Supermodels
.
The i80’s rocked Son.
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYAc7gB-0A
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22.789

4:04 pm November, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the beard in
The basket or it get the hose.
The Bathroom Stall Hose.
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4:12 pm November, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d like to thank George
Michael for having the same hair
As me in ’83.
83

4:13 pm November, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She eats the big squid
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

4:27 pm November, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dark Sock done sent me
Back thirty years when I started
To like Natty Bush.
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU
.
Coondogs

4:35 pm November, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In the 80’s, the
Hood rats could get a video
Made. This gap toothed Ho.
.
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4:35 pm November, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hood rats, I says.
.

5:24 pm November, 20 Dickie Fingers said...

Sounds like that apartment building is going to be an interim highest and best use.

7:08 pm November, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Fake George has Faith that
when he enters bathroom stall
glory hole is there.
.
18 is legal everywhere

7:10 pm November, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Fake George wants Freedom
to put his tiny hands on
another dude’s junk.
.
7 halibuts in a bucket?

7:12 pm November, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Chaz Douchwin FTW
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7:14 pm November, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Wasn’t Wham! the sound
of two ghey bags getting slammed
together at night?
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7:16 pm November, 20 The Dude said...

George Michael is gay
Since the gyroscope was put
In his monkeyhole.

7:18 pm November, 20 The Dude said...

Boy, that gyroscope
Really gets around, don’t it?
Sloppy seconds – eww.

7:18 pm November, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Father Figure George
tries entry into cloister.
Pearly gates denied.
.
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7:21 pm November, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Fake George tells bleeth
“I want your sex” but she just
gives careless whisper.
.
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7:22 pm November, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

You’d think with all these
gyroscopes that these two would
have better aim sons.
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8:41 pm November, 20 hermit said...

Stripper-pole Sally
Gives blow jobs in the alley
In Simi Valley
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9:11 pm November, 20 The Dude said...

Is it gay to say
I’m no longer bi-sexy?
Asking for G.M.
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9:14 pm November, 20 The Dude said...

The stunt double for
George Michael sighs — “I don’t bat
for the other team.”

9:42 pm November, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Do U even lift?
How’d you find a brown Sharpie
To draw brows and beard

9:44 pm November, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Matching lady arms
And shared taste for the big cock
These kindred spirits

9:54 pm November, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Oh, don’t cry for me
Asian Tina, truth is I
Don’t even lift, bro
.
.
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^ Sung to the tune of “Don’t Cry For Me Argentina”

9:56 pm November, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Hey, do you lift bro?
Dude, stay away from tank tops
‘Til you start lifting

9:59 pm November, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Strip club , Champagne Room
First time dude’s hand on hot chick
Crotch spill soon soaks through

10:53 pm November, 20 The Dude said...

Also stands in for
Young Zack Galifanakis
In Hangover 4

11:22 pm November, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In the 80’s you
Could fuck any old skank. I
was pretty drbk yo.
.
bust a move young mc official music video

2:20 am November, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

“This girl is really
skanky. Bro, don’t you dare take
my pho…. damnit.”

2:21 am November, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

*GODdamnit.

2:24 am November, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Jenny’s size zero
waist swells to a size 6
when riding my cock.

2:25 am November, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

*size 7
.
For fuck’s sake.

2:29 am November, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Daniel’s career in
retail goes south after seen
with manager’s daughter.

2:31 am November, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Shit!
.
*with boss’s daugt-
*with dude’s daughter
No!
*with guy he work’s with d- FUCKING SHIT DAMNIT FUCK!.
.
.
.
I’m done. Fuck you all.

2:41 am November, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The King hasdt spoken.
A gardener in every
Pot. Lincoln weeps Bloods.
.
IMPEACH that fuckefr hermit!
.
My name is Juan

10:18 am November, 21 hermit said...

This picture smells bad
His shirt smells like cheap cologne
Her cunt smells like pee
.

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10:23 am November, 21 hermit said...

Obama’s cunt smells like tyranny and tacos.
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12:56 pm November, 21 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Two-for-one huge ass
sunglasses hide the vapid
stares of the soul-less

1:00 pm November, 21 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

That being said I’d
pound that quartasian’s little
round ass all night long

1:27 pm November, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The engagement ring
Means this Douche and Bleeth will
Promulgate species

1:34 pm November, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Porn Shoot backdrop
Makes bearded douche creepier
She’s Hott regardless

1:35 pm November, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d lick her Coolie
From stem to stern with gusto
With gusto, I says

1:38 pm November, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She has a Googutz
That launched a 1000 renoBs
And he’s killed them all

1:44 pm November, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d put her Googutz
In the basket and fuck it
I’d fuck it, I says

1:49 pm November, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She’s had STDs
Since his gyroscope was put
In her Monkeyhole

1:57 pm November, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

His Dick Nest, no doubt
Smells like her groin nectar and
Glistens in the light

2:11 pm November, 21 Dickie Fingers said...

I don’t often hear
words like googutz and coolie
since leaving JC

Jersey City

3:10 pm November, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Groin Nectar is the
Name of Dark Socks jazz band in
Which he plays bass mons.

4:58 pm November, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

In Armenia
the porch beef is starved like calves
making it puny.
.
SQRT49

5:00 pm November, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Ride me you beast” shouts
Jenny. Fake George looks for his
car keys for Yugo.
.
10 times a lady

5:02 pm November, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Give it to me stud” shouts
Jenny. Fake George looks for a
hammer and some nails.
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5:21 pm November, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I have a giant
Doobie waiting for start of
Missouri Burning.

6:24 pm November, 21 The Dude said...

Coltrane soundtrack works
Watching riot squad prepare
Long weekend coming

7:17 pm November, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

His schvantz sparkles with
Her Lap Sauce which was dispensed
During Hate Coitus

1:21 am November, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

His schmeckle shimmers
Covered in her Piss Flap Dew
Under the moonlight
.
The serious moonlight

1:26 am November, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Most importantly
“Do you even bro, bro?” He
Quipped most douchedly

4:29 pm November, 22 Wheezer said...

Eric Bloom‘s burnin’
for Vera Gemini, but
she fears the creeper
.
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3:08 pm November, 23 Tackle Box said...

Does The George Michael
Sports Machine really need a
stunt double these days?

1:25 pm November, 24 hermit said...

What I’d like to know is why those kids in South America with the fucked up mouths are in desperate need of hairlip surgery while Kirk Douglas is considered handsome, despite the repulsive hole in the middle of his chin.
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2:01 pm November, 24 Charles Douchewin said...

^ At this point in my life, I look to Douglas @ 97, and think – “fukk, that’s the BEST-CASE scenario”.
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7:33 pm November, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Is it wrong to want
To lick Kirk Douglas’ chinhole.
A friend wants to know.
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10/3

10:33 pm November, 24 admin said...

Weekend booze-cloud’s gone;
It’s time to drink, rate Haikus
And watch The Saints lose…
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