Friday, March 25, 2005

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alien diaper doucheIt puts the Hooters in the diaper or it gets The Hose.   The Fun Hose.

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5:44 am November, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hermann Funster’s right
Hand was covered with Poo. His
Smeckle pokes at pants.

5:46 am November, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

John Boobman wanders
Dejected, staring at his
Sweaty meat flaps. Son.

5:50 am November, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Each fall, the local men
Clean chimneys, clad in loincloths,
To the Hmong and Trannies.

11:06 am November, 12 hermit said...

Trevor receives an angry text from his wife:
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Wife:
Are U on UR way to the dry Cleaners?
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Trevor:
Yep
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Wife:
Did you remember my stuff?
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Trevor:
No
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Wife:
UR such a selfish ass!!
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Trevor:
Bitch

11:12 am November, 12 hermit said...

Cindy Chu stands beside “Dufus,” a figure from Pagan mythology, known as “The God of Disfigured Kneecaps.”

12:11 pm November, 12 Charles Douchewin said...

The Fertility Conference organizers asked for a “large sperm model”…

12:12 pm November, 12 Charles Douchewin said...

Sperm Man isn’t the only mascot at “Celebrate your favorite Sex-Worker” Day!

12:13 pm November, 12 Charles Douchewin said...

Sperminator 2: Laundry Day

12:16 pm November, 12 Charles Douchewin said...

The Incredible Homunculus

12:16 pm November, 12 Charles Douchewin said...

And God spake unto him: “Athletic; Astute; Ass-candy.” “Choose two.”

12:17 pm November, 12 Charles Douchewin said...

Ripped, unrepentant, and pullin’-hotts is no way to go through life, son.
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Well, actually…

12:48 pm November, 12 hermit said...

Let it never be said that the Southern Man doesn’t love his pet dog.

1:23 pm November, 12 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Dr. Manhattan is no longer feeling blue, when he sees Nite Owl’s transformation into a different sort of Hooter!
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Lucky 13, Sons!

1:25 pm November, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I went to Vegas and all I got was this lousy picture with a paid to pose Douchebino.

1:29 pm November, 12 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Cindi Liu Who is thrilled to get a photo op with the Depends Calendar Mr. January!

1:29 pm November, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Tendon Ted’s lesser-known brother, Pasty Paul, seeks the attention he could never get from their father, Ligament Larry.

1:30 pm November, 12 hermit said...

Chick asks, “Are you Pampered™?”
Douchebag answers, “It Depends™.”

1:38 pm November, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Asian Orange, the latest Marvel Super Hero to get their own movie, at the premier party for her movie,

1:42 pm November, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

^ Revenge of the Slanted Gash.

3:42 pm November, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Tampax Man asks for permission before he can stem Cindy Lu’s monthly tsunami.
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Jeez, can I have a harder problem…

5:09 pm November, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Mr. Clean’s aborted twin brother was always awkward around the ladies.
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seven fuccen teen

5:11 pm November, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Worst. Jizz-Mopping. Job. Ever.
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today’s date -10

5:13 pm November, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Cindy Lu fears Bukkake Man will get her pregnant with his barely motile jizz.
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the seventh prime number

5:15 pm November, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Posing with the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man’s dingleberry is not how Cindy thought her modeling career would start.
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divisible by 3 AND 5

7:05 pm November, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Günther mistakenly thought over applying powder would distract people from realizing he was wearing a diaper.

7:09 pm November, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Günther, I says.

7:21 pm November, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop hanging around with Asian broads with orange hair,

7:26 pm November, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop hanging out with Albino Zombies who abused steroids.

7:28 pm November, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Does this diaper make my schmeckle look small? Asking for a friend…

7:34 pm November, 12 Vin Douchal said...

The Vincent Schiavelli as Roman Gladiator statue was a big hit at Vegas pools

7:39 pm November, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

For the first time ever, a tree wishes it could fall down, on demand.

7:53 pm November, 12 Charles Douchewin said...

^ That happens. Perhaps not often enough: http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/saguaro.asp
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3 X 10

7:58 pm November, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Frankenstonian Institute opens with a bang.
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Fuck Prime numbers.

10:55 pm November, 12 Wheezer said...

“Clay”
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[What is 7 + 7 ?
A damn fine drink.
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That^ worked?????]

11:30 pm November, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Aftermath of cameraman filming this chick twerking

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