Friday, March 25, 2005
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It puts the Hooters in the diaper or it gets The Hose. The Fun Hose.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Hermann Funster’s right
Hand was covered with Poo. His
Smeckle pokes at pants.
John Boobman wanders
Dejected, staring at his
Sweaty meat flaps. Son.
Each fall, the local men
Clean chimneys, clad in loincloths,
To the Hmong and Trannies.
Trevor receives an angry text from his wife:
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Wife:
Are U on UR way to the dry Cleaners?
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Trevor:
Yep
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Wife:
Did you remember my stuff?
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Trevor:
No
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Wife:
UR such a selfish ass!!
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Trevor:
Bitch
Cindy Chu stands beside “Dufus,” a figure from Pagan mythology, known as “The God of Disfigured Kneecaps.”
The Fertility Conference organizers asked for a “large sperm model”…
Sperm Man isn’t the only mascot at “Celebrate your favorite Sex-Worker” Day!
Sperminator 2: Laundry Day
The Incredible Homunculus
And God spake unto him: “Athletic; Astute; Ass-candy.” “Choose two.”
Ripped, unrepentant, and pullin’-hotts is no way to go through life, son.
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Well, actually…
Let it never be said that the Southern Man doesn’t love his pet dog.
Dr. Manhattan is no longer feeling blue, when he sees Nite Owl’s transformation into a different sort of Hooter!
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Lucky 13, Sons!
I went to Vegas and all I got was this lousy picture with a paid to pose Douchebino.
Cindi Liu Who is thrilled to get a photo op with the Depends Calendar Mr. January!
Tendon Ted’s lesser-known brother, Pasty Paul, seeks the attention he could never get from their father, Ligament Larry.
Chick asks, “Are you Pampered™?”
Douchebag answers, “It Depends™.”
Asian Orange, the latest Marvel Super Hero to get their own movie, at the premier party for her movie,
^ Revenge of the Slanted Gash.
Tampax Man asks for permission before he can stem Cindy Lu’s monthly tsunami.
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Jeez, can I have a harder problem…
Mr. Clean’s aborted twin brother was always awkward around the ladies.
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seven fuccen teen
Worst. Jizz-Mopping. Job. Ever.
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today’s date -10
Cindy Lu fears Bukkake Man will get her pregnant with his barely motile jizz.
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the seventh prime number
Posing with the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man’s dingleberry is not how Cindy thought her modeling career would start.
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divisible by 3 AND 5
Günther mistakenly thought over applying powder would distract people from realizing he was wearing a diaper.
Günther, I says.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop hanging around with Asian broads with orange hair,
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop hanging out with Albino Zombies who abused steroids.
Does this diaper make my schmeckle look small? Asking for a friend…
The Vincent Schiavelli as Roman Gladiator statue was a big hit at Vegas pools
For the first time ever, a tree wishes it could fall down, on demand.
^ That happens. Perhaps not often enough: http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/saguaro.asp
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3 X 10
The Frankenstonian Institute opens with a bang.
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Fuck Prime numbers.
“Clay”
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[What is 7 + 7 ?
A damn fine drink.
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That^ worked?????]
Aftermath of cameraman filming this chick twerking