Saturday, March 26, 2005

Fraiku: Swole Edition

Shamed Nipple gazes earth-wardSwoleBro scores Blonde Hott.
Ego is also swollen;
He bangs her sister.

Jacques Doucheteau said…

Penis and nipple
have much in common. Both are
limp and pancake shaped.

It puts the skank in
The basket, or it gets the
Hose. The Valtrex Hose.

 

 

Ed Hardy Har Har said…

Mad Men head on Swole
Bro body leaves me confused.
But nipple leaves me…
.
with the urge to barf!
How can he be so swole and
possess flapjack nip?

Vin Douchal said…

Can dead lift V-Dub
Though frequently forgets mom’s
Address where he lives

DoucheyWallnuts said…

He finished second
In gynecomastia
Contest. She won first

hermit said…

Like Grandma used to say:
All swole’ arms and peanut head,
Makes Jack a dull boy

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDocuhe said…

Does this mean that porch
beef has twice the calories
as regular beef?

The Dude said…

Brole™ flashes piece sign
Blonde Hott is thinking “Shocker?
Out here by the pool?”

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDocuhe said…

Even Bob Barker
would donate money to get
these two neutered, sons.

Vin Douchal said…

Cement head admits
“Two lumps on left testicle
Who cares though, I’m swole”

 

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3:18 am November, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Penis and nipple
have much in common. Both are
limp and pancake shaped.

2:31 pm November, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His nipples hang low
Since the gyroscope was puy
In her Stinky hole.
.
15

2:32 pm November, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Donatella and her
Brother Finocchio ate too
Much white linguini.
.
11.
.
Makes the nips sag with all the water and shit. Fuck you guys.

4:41 pm November, 13 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Mad Men head on Swole
Bro body leaves me confused.
But nipple leaves me…
.
with the urge to barf!
How can he be so swole and
possess flapjack nip?
.
17 (will get you 20).

7:49 pm November, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Can dead lift V-Dub
Though frequently forgets mom’s
Address where he lives

7:50 pm November, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Meatball displays “two”
Which is the number of years
Took to pass grade three

7:54 pm November, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Dude is wicked swole
Umad Bro? R U ‘mirin
Stackhouse’s nephew

8:57 pm November, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the skank in
The basket, or it gets the
Hose. The Valtrex Hose.
.
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9:35 pm November, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Vegas pool soon knows
Of Bernoulli’s principle
Arms empty hot tub

10:14 pm November, 13 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Friday comes early
in the land of the dark sock.
Rejoice and mock well

11:00 pm November, 13 The Dude said...

Speaking of Valtrex,
Paris Hilton looks ragged
Drapes match the carpet

11:21 pm November, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Cement head admits
“Two lumps on left testicle
Who cares though, I’m swole”

11:55 pm November, 13 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

“Two” is the amount
of drinks that he bought bleeth to
get poolside blowjob

1:26 am November, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

WATEVER HAPPENS
FUCKINGG FAGGOATHS RULE ZSHIT PILE
FUCCK. FUCK YOUSE MINAJ.!!!!!!
.
17

1:27 am November, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

OOPS
.
9

3:09 am November, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She dripped brown discharge
In basket after she got
The hose. The Puss Hose

3:13 am November, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

He finished second
In gynecomastia
Contest. She won first

3:17 am November, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Dystopian pool
Scene in present day Vegas
Societal loss

3:19 am November, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Nobody told them
It’s not 1992
Anymore. Douchebags

3:23 am November, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her piss flaps are swole
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkeyhole

10:13 am November, 14 hermit said...

Like Grandma used to say:
All swole’ arms and peanut head,
Makes Jack a dull boy
.
23

10:15 am November, 14 hermit said...

One consolation
Dude won’t post takedown comment
He can’t do the math
.
18, I think

12:12 pm November, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDocuhe said...

Bro got swole after
after always getting beat
up as home schooler.
.
M Theory dimensions

1:35 pm November, 14 The Dude said...

Manga Pupa tale –
Utsutsu has gone swole and
Yume eats his arm!
.
True story, no shit. Sons.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pupa_(manga)
.
20

3:26 pm November, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This site is like the
Herpes. Ignore it, pick its
Scab. Won’t go away.
.
20

3:28 pm November, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Like the Gotti boys,
The site sprays orange and
Vile heads. I like it.
.
17

5:14 pm November, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDocuhe said...

Does this mean that porch
beef has twice the calories
as regular beef?
.
9 luft balloons

5:16 pm November, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDocuhe said...

Do the two fingers
indicate that both like to
double stuffed, sons?
.
23

5:21 pm November, 14 hermit said...

‘Roids make swole biceps
But it comes with heavy price:
Shriveled raisin balls

6:14 pm November, 14 The Dude said...

Brole™ flashes piece sign
Blonde Hott is thinking “Shocker?
Out here by the pool?”

6:40 pm November, 14 Charles Douchewin said...

The road to the Hall
of Scrote, is paved with lame douche.
Go big, or go home.
.
.
.
.
Addition is for those who can’t take it.

6:41 pm November, 14 Charles Douchewin said...

The most insipid site on the internet:
.
http://www.mathworksheetscenter.com/mathtips/addition.html
.
.
.
.
Tautologies.

7:11 pm November, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDocuhe said...

^ Gives up, throws acid in eyes, and starts to bang head slowly on desk.
.
fuccen kill me now 17 times

7:16 pm November, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDocuhe said...

Biceps as big as
ego. Income and brains the
size of his small balls.
.
17 yet again

7:19 pm November, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDocuhe said...

Even Bob Barker
would donate money to get
these two neutered, sons.
.
two dozen

8:28 pm November, 14 Dickie Fingers said...

SwoleBro nods smugly
Number two at the gang bang
Better than last week

36

8:34 pm November, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Shit pile up front. Dogs
And donkeys bay at moon. Turds
Run up and down legs.
.
16

8:35 pm November, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

ISIS ain’t got shit
On this pic. Lowly lie the
Weak and weak bladdered.
.
24

8:36 pm November, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kardashians can’t
Wipe own fat asses. Marry
Retards to wipe Poo.
.
21

9:28 pm November, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Waxed eyebrows, shaved chest
Check, check. Tribal band tatt, check
Bleeth Tranny, check pants

3:33 pm November, 15 hermit said...

A gynecomastia contest is very competitive, but at last summer’s West African Ebola Tournament, champion Ngombi Timbuktu, projected a stream of diarrhea four and a half meters.
.
R.I.P.

7:43 pm November, 15 hermit said...

I also like to burn my thighs with cigarettes and nail polish.
.

11:36 pm November, 16 Stooooned said...

Stoooooooooooooooooooooned.
.
25

4:43 pm November, 17 hermit said...

DB1’s at it again, posting shit at the Home Office in the form of a Sunday Matinee video. I’m convinced that HCwDB is resurging and will return to its former glory by mid-December and shit. Sons.
.
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10:07 am November, 18 Charles Douchewin said...

^ “Give me your fratchoads, your scrotewanks,
Your bleethy asses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of Amërïkä’s shore.
Send these, the douchey, socially-lost to me,
I lift my lämp beside this website’s door!”
.
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12:46 pm November, 18 hermit said...

^ Amen, Chuck.
.
BR-549

2:19 am November, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Hermit
.
Would you do the blonde in this video?
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDWP4WzbA4c
.
My dog’s ghost told me you would know the answer.
.
c.c. Mothership
.
Sons

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