Tuesday, March 1, 2005
Friday Haiku
Hobo Joe – He smiles.
Hopes to score five-head later.
Dong-taper smirks too…
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Jacques Doucheteau said…
Wanna ride in my
’86 Nova? Looks like
You brought your airbags…
Charles Douchewin said…
Varsity jacket.
Trophy wife. The longshoreman’s
reunion kicks off!
Capt. James T. Douche said…
For a guy who makes
Ten bucks an hour its the
Greatest day ever
Magnum Douche P. I. said…
Daryl wins big at
the Vegas poker tourney
Blows it on hooker
The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
It puts the five-head
In the balls or it gets the
Hose. The teabag hose.
Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…
Randy Couture’s night
with inflate-a-date seems off
to pretty good start.
DoucheyWallnuts said…
As neckline plummets
Hairline recedes and boobs grow
Scientific fact
Mike Rowe looks haggard,
Needs viagra for daily
Tit fucking sessions,
Wanna ride in my
’86 Nova? Looks like
You brought your airbags…
Captain Dave has been
out at sea too long. Followed
Flesh buoys to land.
Captain Dave sees dong-
Taper and Caesarian
Scar. The Perfect Storm?
Control top spandex
in the house! . . . . . . .Hollaback girl!
Yo! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Hollaback girl!
Up front, and on sale.
This necklace display shows truth,
in advertising.
Varsity jacket.
Trophy wife. Longshoreman’s
reunion kicks off!
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Varsity jacket.
Trophy wife. The longshoreman’s
reunion kicks off!
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Mocking, sans coffee
Makes me ashamed to see I
dropped my syllable.
Her five-head is an
An easy target for nut
Butter skeet shoot outs.
For a guy who makes
Ten bucks an hour its the
Greatest day ever
Another Vegas
Cougar bites the dust tonight
Five head pecker slap
She has the face of
A Martian and the jugs like
X-mas jello mold
Daryl wins big at
the Vegas poker tourney
Blows it on hooker
It puts the five-head
In the balls or it gets the
Hose. The teabag hose.
Randy Couture’s night
with inflate-a-date seems off
to pretty good start.
Hobo Joe has no clue
that later tonight he’ll die
slow silicone death.
Hobo Joe never
the same after dong-taper
used to floss poop shoot.
Hobo Joe expects
to ride her rails tonight. She
expects minor push.
Hobo Jo ain’t had
This much fun since the last cease
Fire ended so fast.
Hobo Joe wants to
Poke her intifada with
His Sig Sauer.
Her boobs haven’t moved
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole?
Reverend Chad gets
Some action while the Mrs.
Powders her prolapse.
Shrunken Head Ellen
Barkin escaped from Masai
Pot..In time for this?
Hans Christian and his
Silver Skates aren’t sharp
Enough to cut farts.
Randy Couture Douche
Will bang genetic freak Bleeth
She might eat his head
As neckline plummets
Hairline recedes and boobs grow
Scientific fact
Opening night at
Island of Dr Moreau
Casino and Spa
Those pants are so tight
Her Meat Curtains are revealed
Queef rips the fabric
The Adventures of
Penelope Piss Flaps with
Randy Couture, Son
Bottle Blonde Barbie
Has man-hands and a fivehead
He should check her pants
On Monday morning
It will burn when Randy pees
Which ain’t no surprise
Randy likes Punch Sex
And with that Fivehead target
They will go all night
Mike Rowe’s next Dirty
Job will be when he takes off
blond bleeth’s spandex pants