Tuesday, March 1, 2005

Friday Haiku

hobo joe scores bigHobo Joe – He smiles.
Hopes to score five-head later.
Dong-taper smirks too…
*******
Jacques Doucheteau said…
Wanna ride in my
’86 Nova? Looks like
You brought your airbags…

Charles Douchewin said…
Varsity jacket.
Trophy wife. The longshoreman’s
reunion kicks off!

Capt. James T. Douche said…
For a guy who makes
Ten bucks an hour its the
Greatest day ever

Magnum Douche P. I. said…
Daryl wins big at
the Vegas poker tourney
Blows it on hooker

The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
It puts the five-head
In the balls or it gets the
Hose. The teabag hose.

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…
Randy Couture’s night
with inflate-a-date seems off
to pretty good start.

DoucheyWallnuts said…
As neckline plummets
Hairline recedes and boobs grow
Scientific fact

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3:58 am August, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Mike Rowe looks haggard,
Needs viagra for daily
Tit fucking sessions,

4:03 am August, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Wanna ride in my
’86 Nova? Looks like
You brought your airbags…

4:08 am August, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Captain Dave has been
out at sea too long. Followed
Flesh buoys to land.

10:08 am August, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Captain Dave sees dong-
Taper and Caesarian
Scar. The Perfect Storm?

10:24 am August, 1 Charles Douchewin said...

Control top spandex
in the house! . . . . . . .Hollaback girl!
Yo! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Hollaback girl!

10:27 am August, 1 Charles Douchewin said...

Up front, and on sale.
This necklace display shows truth,
in advertising.

10:31 am August, 1 Charles Douchewin said...

Varsity jacket.
Trophy wife. Longshoreman’s
reunion kicks off!

10:40 am August, 1 Charles Douchewin said...

^
Varsity jacket.
Trophy wife. The longshoreman’s
reunion kicks off!
.
.
.
Mocking, sans coffee
Makes me ashamed to see I
dropped my syllable.

10:52 am August, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Her five-head is an
An easy target for nut
Butter skeet shoot outs.

10:57 am August, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

For a guy who makes
Ten bucks an hour its the
Greatest day ever

11:00 am August, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Another Vegas
Cougar bites the dust tonight
Five head pecker slap

11:03 am August, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

She has the face of
A Martian and the jugs like
X-mas jello mold

11:56 am August, 1 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Daryl wins big at
the Vegas poker tourney
Blows it on hooker

12:09 pm August, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the five-head
In the balls or it gets the
Hose. The teabag hose.

4:21 pm August, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Randy Couture’s night
with inflate-a-date seems off
to pretty good start.

4:23 pm August, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hobo Joe has no clue
that later tonight he’ll die
slow silicone death.

4:25 pm August, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hobo Joe never
the same after dong-taper
used to floss poop shoot.

4:27 pm August, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hobo Joe expects
to ride her rails tonight. She
expects minor push.

6:38 pm August, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hobo Jo ain’t had
This much fun since the last cease
Fire ended so fast.

6:39 pm August, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hobo Joe wants to
Poke her intifada with
His Sig Sauer.

6:40 pm August, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her boobs haven’t moved
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole?

6:42 pm August, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Reverend Chad gets
Some action while the Mrs.
Powders her prolapse.

6:43 pm August, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Shrunken Head Ellen
Barkin escaped from Masai
Pot..In time for this?

6:44 pm August, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hans Christian and his
Silver Skates aren’t sharp
Enough to cut farts.

7:17 pm August, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Randy Couture Douche
Will bang genetic freak Bleeth
She might eat his head

7:21 pm August, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

As neckline plummets
Hairline recedes and boobs grow
Scientific fact

7:24 pm August, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Opening night at
Island of Dr Moreau
Casino and Spa

7:27 pm August, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Those pants are so tight
Her Meat Curtains are revealed
Queef rips the fabric

7:28 pm August, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Adventures of
Penelope Piss Flaps with
Randy Couture, Son

7:31 pm August, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Bottle Blonde Barbie
Has man-hands and a fivehead
He should check her pants

7:44 pm August, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

On Monday morning
It will burn when Randy pees
Which ain’t no surprise

10:00 pm August, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Randy likes Punch Sex
And with that Fivehead target
They will go all night

3:56 am August, 2 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Mike Rowe’s next Dirty
Job will be when he takes off
blond bleeth’s spandex pants

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