Thursday, March 3, 2005

Friday Haiku

Not such a Quiet RiotHair Metal is back!
Trish will find out that tube socks
Rolled in pants? Back too.

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hermit said…
He: Fired from Staples
She: A retired pole dancer.
Club accepts food stamps.

DoucheyWallnuts said…
How does he stand up
On legs that skinny? His hair
Weighs 200-pounds

 

Dickie Fingers said…
toothpick leg rocker
has no chance with Trish, she likes
a thicker sauseege

Charles Douchewin said…
I don’t mock carnies.
The Coney Island side show
is good, honest work.

Magnum Douche P.I. said…
Spinal Tap bassist
Amp goes to eleven. So
does her vibrator

Vin Douchal said…
Like past Tommy Lee
Toothpick sized wannabe star
No shower for month

The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
She has not smiled once
Since the Theramin was put
In her Monkey Hole.

DoucheyWallnuts said…
Pre-season football
Is worse than looking at these
Two abortions. Son

Tackle Box said…
I remember when
We used to get lots of pear*
On Fridays, now sad

*hang in there Brah*

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10:40 am August, 8 hermit said...

Trish shyly enquires,
A cucumber in your pants,
or glad to see me?

10:53 am August, 8 hermit said...

His curly chest hairs
and deviated septum
do not match the drapes
.
Huh?

11:51 am August, 8 Dickie Fingers said...

Droopy faux rocker
depresses my old ass, son
Trish looks like a cunt.

12:21 pm August, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Kicked out of Journey
Steve Perry can’t find his groove
Wears drapes,Macks old Bleeths

12:44 pm August, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Jaclyn Smith’s hairdo
Helps you pick up chicks only
In Bizarro World

12:47 pm August, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

How does he stand up
On legs that skinny? His hair
Weighs 200-pounds

12:50 pm August, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Trish is a Groupie
She’ll even take sauseege from
Cover Band losers

1:12 pm August, 8 Dickie Fingers said...

toothpick leg rocker
has no chance with Trish, she likes
a thicker sauseege

1:50 pm August, 8 hermit said...

Note the paradox:
She has inverted nipples
His prostate’s swollen

1:51 pm August, 8 hermit said...

He: Fired from Staples
She: A retired pole dancer.
Club accepts food stamps.

1:59 pm August, 8 hermit said...

Don’t ask shape he’s in,
Can’t sing, ain’t pretty, legs thin
He just says, “Oh well.”

2:34 pm August, 8 Charles Douchewin said...

I don’t mock carnies.
The Coney Island side show
is good, honest work.

2:35 pm August, 8 Charles Douchewin said...

Reverse-perspective
photo! They drop the acid,
but we take the trip.

3:23 pm August, 8 hermit said...

His awesome necklace
Was found in the urinal
in the men’s restroom.

4:05 pm August, 8 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

He puts the lotion
in the basket or he gets
hose. Polio hose.

4:12 pm August, 8 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Spinal Tap bassist
Amp goes to eleven. So
does her vibrator

4:19 pm August, 8 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

That Ratt tribute band
lead singer sure can pull the
creepy gypsy broads

5:20 pm August, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Scored gig playing keys
Only guy for fifty miles
With ’70 Moog

5:26 pm August, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Like past Tommy Lee
Toothpick sized wannabe star
No shower for month

5:30 pm August, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Still living off of
A Top Ten hit in Irkutsk
Thirty years ago

5:31 pm August, 8 Vin Douchal said...

If a child asks you
Why the terrorists hate us
Show them this photo

5:33 pm August, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Hey dude! Your mom has
Those same exact pajamas
And way more chest hair

8:02 pm August, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She has not smiled once
Since the Theramin was put
In her Monkey Hole.

8:03 pm August, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Drummer’s two greatest
Days are the day they buy and
The day they sell kit.

8:04 pm August, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Stone Temple Felchers
Never made it anywhere. He’s
Going nowhere with that.

8:06 pm August, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His other girlfriend
In fetal position in
Leslie cabinet.

8:07 pm August, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Moody Hoes were
Always his favorite. He
Scored a ringer here.

8:11 pm August, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“Dude! I only use
The Sears guitar for practice.
My Ibanez is broke”

8:13 pm August, 8 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

^ Stone Temple Felchers ???? FTW

1:01 am August, 9 Et Tu Douche? said...

Jabroni

2:24 am August, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Wife’s zaftig Injun
Jew friend here for night. By Jew
I mean Dilaudid.

2:51 am August, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

They have same hairdo
Since the Rocker’s Schvantz was put
In her Monkeyhole

2:52 am August, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Threesome with Jew Broads
Does it happen this weekend?
Will they Wax Your Ninns?

3:50 am August, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Pizza and ice cream
Conspired to give me the
Shits. The Shits, I says

3:54 am August, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Blue Oyster Felchers
Is a Tribute band. Tribute
To Douchebaggery

11:37 pm August, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Tú un perdedor
You’re a loser baby, so
Why don’t we kill you

12:15 am August, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Never go to the
County Fair on Dilaudid
With zaftig Jew broads.

12:17 am August, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Fucktard Rocker Douche
Should suffer Penis Tourture
From Lenny the Box

12:19 am August, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Pre-season football
Is worse than looking at these
Two abortions. Son

12:21 am August, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Can zaftig Jew Broads
Work the schmeckle with gusto
If coaxed with good drugs?

4:03 am August, 10 Tackle Box said...

I remember when
We used to get lots of pear
On Fridays, now sad

8:58 pm August, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@DW
.
I got a year of
Backdoor action for new stove
And fridge. Is that fair?

8:59 pm August, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Threesome is gonna
Happen when she moves to our
Neighbourhood. Natives.

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