Sunday, March 6, 2005
Friday Haiku
King and Queen Orange,
Master Beta Carotines;
Big watch and big cans.
hermit said…
You’d hold your gut too
If your uterus contained
The spawn of Satan
DoucheyWallnuts said…
Orange is new black
Losers are the new winners
Except for these two
The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
She lost her big wang
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
G$ said…
Mexican Mulder
Wants to stick it between this
Alien’s Roswells
Dickie Fingers said…
Her boobs are broken
they cause her to fall and they
don’t protect her face.
Vin Douchal said…
She caused injury
Weird Monkey Hole incident
Dislocates pinky
The Dude said…
The face of a horse
On torso with great Twin Peaks
I’d hit it – bag please?
Drug Kingpin Douchebag
With his little friend. Shotgun
Tranny with fake cans
You’d hold your gut too
If your uterus contained
The spawn of Satan
Those darned illegals
Can sure pull the ugly chicks
Tuberculosis?
Botox and Sunburn
Their waxy orange visage
Can’t hide the despair
Orange is new black
Losers are the new winners
Except for these two
One of Match.com’s
Unsuccessful pairings. Won’t
Be in commercials
She lost her big wang
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
Master beta? I get
It. Old dog shit on me last night.
Gonna die real soon.
Even when clubbing
Raul is a back door man
Trannies beware, Son
Rev, you or the dog?
Mexican Mulder
Wants to stick it between this
Alien’s Roswells
Her boobs are broken
they cause her to fall and they
don’t protect her face.
A Duchovny douche
Will Californicate with
Anything that walks
I wish the Revs dog
would take a dump on these two
improving their look.
Any chance this douche
Drives a Caddy with spinners
And says, ‘Oh, that’s hot!”
The exit sign was
very popular after
King and Queen arrived.
She caused injury
Weird Monkey Hole incident
Dislocates pinky
Dark club mood lighting
Adds a phosphorescent hue
Accents blank dull stare
Hipster twat in back
Parched from railing injustice
Needs two PBR’s
The face of a horse
On torso with great Twin Peaks
I’d hit it – bag please?
Mexican trophy
wife. Has her own green card and
only has six kids
Had to cut a lot
of lawns to pay for those huge
silicone fun bags
Entire family
floated across Rio Grande
on her bolt-on boobs
When too lazy to
come up with decent mock go
with the ethnic jokes
When ideas run low
Use racist jokes when mocking
Since nobody’s
When ideas run low
Use racist jokes when mocking
Since nobody’s here
Doody Cramps hit Bleeth
As photog says, “Say ‘Cheeseball’
She cuts a huge fart
She says “My cunt hurts”
He says, “So does mine, also”
Get it? Ass-sex joke
It’s Gaga! Let’s dance!
Our favorite song, Poke Her Face!
Titty fuck later
While these two club pose
Revs dog is in their back seat
It will smell like death.
If orange is the
New black, I hope this douche drops
The soap at least twice.
California is
In a drought because these two
Need many hosings.