Sunday, March 6, 2005

Friday Haiku

the orange is strong with these onesKing and Queen Orange,
Master Beta Carotines;
Big watch and big cans.

hermit said…
You’d hold your gut too
If your uterus contained
The spawn of Satan

DoucheyWallnuts said…
Orange is new black
Losers are the new winners
Except for these two

The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
She lost her big wang
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

G$ said…
Mexican Mulder
Wants to stick it between this
Alien’s Roswells

Dickie Fingers said…
Her boobs are broken
they cause her to fall and they
don’t protect her face.

Vin Douchal said…
She caused injury
Weird Monkey Hole incident
Dislocates pinky

The Dude said…
The face of a horse
On torso with great Twin Peaks
I’d hit it – bag please?

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11:39 am August, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Drug Kingpin Douchebag
With his little friend. Shotgun
Tranny with fake cans

11:51 am August, 15 hermit said...

You’d hold your gut too
If your uterus contained
The spawn of Satan

11:55 am August, 15 hermit said...

Those darned illegals
Can sure pull the ugly chicks
Tuberculosis?

12:07 pm August, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Botox and Sunburn
Their waxy orange visage
Can’t hide the despair

12:12 pm August, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Orange is new black
Losers are the new winners
Except for these two

12:16 pm August, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

One of Match.com’s
Unsuccessful pairings. Won’t
Be in commercials

1:10 pm August, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She lost her big wang
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

1:11 pm August, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Master beta? I get
It. Old dog shit on me last night.
Gonna die real soon.

1:44 pm August, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Even when clubbing
Raul is a back door man
Trannies beware, Son

1:45 pm August, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Rev, you or the dog?

2:37 pm August, 15 G$ said...

Mexican Mulder
Wants to stick it between this
Alien’s Roswells

2:42 pm August, 15 Dickie Fingers said...

Her boobs are broken
they cause her to fall and they
don’t protect her face.

2:43 pm August, 15 Vin Douchal said...

A Duchovny douche
Will Californicate with
Anything that walks

2:44 pm August, 15 Dickie Fingers said...

I wish the Revs dog
would take a dump on these two
improving their look.

2:44 pm August, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Any chance this douche
Drives a Caddy with spinners
And says, ‘Oh, that’s hot!”

2:46 pm August, 15 Dickie Fingers said...

The exit sign was
very popular after
King and Queen arrived.

2:47 pm August, 15 Vin Douchal said...

She caused injury
Weird Monkey Hole incident
Dislocates pinky

2:49 pm August, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Dark club mood lighting
Adds a phosphorescent hue
Accents blank dull stare

4:32 pm August, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Hipster twat in back
Parched from railing injustice
Needs two PBR’s

4:46 pm August, 15 The Dude said...

The face of a horse
On torso with great Twin Peaks
I’d hit it – bag please?

5:56 pm August, 15 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Mexican trophy
wife. Has her own green card and
only has six kids

5:57 pm August, 15 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Had to cut a lot
of lawns to pay for those huge
silicone fun bags

5:57 pm August, 15 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Entire family
floated across Rio Grande
on her bolt-on boobs

5:58 pm August, 15 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

When too lazy to
come up with decent mock go
with the ethnic jokes

6:04 pm August, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

When ideas run low
Use racist jokes when mocking
Since nobody’s

6:05 pm August, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

When ideas run low
Use racist jokes when mocking
Since nobody’s here

6:07 pm August, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Doody Cramps hit Bleeth
As photog says, “Say ‘Cheeseball’
She cuts a huge fart

7:07 pm August, 15 Vin Douchal said...

She says “My cunt hurts”
He says, “So does mine, also”
Get it? Ass-sex joke

7:11 pm August, 15 Vin Douchal said...

It’s Gaga! Let’s dance!
Our favorite song, Poke Her Face!
Titty fuck later

9:30 pm August, 15 dickie fingers said...

While these two club pose
Revs dog is in their back seat
It will smell like death.

9:45 pm August, 15 G$ said...

If orange is the
New black, I hope this douche drops
The soap at least twice.

9:52 pm August, 15 G$ said...

California is
In a drought because these two
Need many hosings.

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