Friday Haiku
The Two Brothers Poo
Have decided to both date
Two future sofas
Free Bird said…
Nothing better than
Sweat and leather between two
Thighs pressed together.
The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
The blonde has tight poon
Like Liquid Nails, drywall screws
And rancid cream cheese.
Charles Douchewin said…
Mock is strong this week.
Leering from her skin-prison,
Marilyn approves.
DoucheyWallnuts said…
Blonde Bleeth has a Gunt
That shows up on Google Earth
Now called, Guntle Earth
Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…
Aren’t clubs supposed to
keep the lights low so surprise
comes when turned back on?
Magnum Douche P.I. said…
Blond shows off her rack
to distract from her Cabbage
Patch Kid face and gunt
Vin Douchal said…
Not always good day
To be zipper on chick’s top
Burst/fail coming soon
If you bang a chick
With a tattoo of a chick
Counts as a 3 way!
Nothing better than
Sweat and leather between two
Thighs pressed together.
Fail special Ed.
Put on a pair of hot pants
Hang out with these guys.
Dog got cremated
Since the the gyroscope was put
in their Monkey Holes.
It puts the skanks in
The basket or it gets the
Hose. The Yothers Hose.
The blonde has tight poon
Like Liquid Nails, drywall screws
And rancid cream cheese.
Jen Gurion sounds
Trumpet of victory. Dudes
Don’t see Massad cunt.
Stuffed into costumes,
Jew broads like anal play as
As they form a blintz.
Marilyn follows
old advice: to look hotter
hang with ugly chicks.
The chick on the left
Reminds me of the Rev’s dog
R.I.P Bunny
Butabi Brothers
“Bleeths” set off Tranny Alarm
Sausage Fest ensues
Jersey Shore spin off
Chernobyl Nights, is worse than
Nuke disaster, Son
This picture withered
My Piss Boner, made me barf
Piss Boner, I says
Blonde Bleeth has a Gunt
That shows up on Google Earth
Now called, Guntle Earth
I’d bang guy on right
Before I’d touch either Bleeth
But I’m no Homo
“Crimea River”
Won Eurovision talent
Contest, which means “lost”
New “Skank Metal” band
At party for new album
“2 Men, 2 Trannies”
The guy on the left
Gets the shit end of the stick
Takes Grenade for Bro
This photo smells like
Rancid Vaginal Discharge
And Axe Body Spray
Aren’t clubs supposed to
keep the lights low so surprise
comes when turned back on?
What are those creatures?
“Strange Island of Jacques Doucheteau”
has come to life, Son
Marilyn has seen
more mutton shankers than that
bleeth’s bearded clam has.
Unsure of who makes
first move, couples smile shyly
at “Your crotch has…?” night.
Big girls will do more
So these two douchebags have heard
Tough lesson is learned
Blond shows off her rack
to distract from her Cabbage
Patch Kid face and gunt
Mulatto tranny
in background is not amused
by fat bleeths and bags
^ Mutton Shankers FTW, I says.
Over time tattoo
Will stretch out and look like the
corpse of fat Elvis
Mock is strong this week.
Leering from her skin-prison,
Marilyn approves.
Dude checks red i-Phone
Ordered hookers online site
Those weren’t their photos
Monroe tatt on thigh
Nothingness up on shoulder
I’d bet pierced hood, too
Chooch on left, scary
Has serial killer eyes
Or 50 IQ
Man, times have changed huh?
Quinceanera parties now
Look like a porn shoot
Not always good day
To be zipper on chick’s top
Burst/fail coming soon
Kathy Lee, Hoda
Are these Halloween costumes
Yeah, no one guessed it
Where have you gone Joe
Porschio? Bleeth nation turns
Lonely thighs to you.
Poo Brah!s lookin’ fine
They even pierced their eyebrows
For the Derby Dolls
http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/cnishared/tools/shared/mediahub/03/81/28/slideshow_1288138_RollerGroup.JPG
^plucked^ their eyebrows. God, I’m rustier than a Poo Brah! trombone.
I got $100 on the Giants to win the Superbowl.
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Dog lovers