Tuesday, March 8, 2005

Friday Haiku

moderately hot chicks with eurobagsThe Two Brothers Poo
Have decided to both date
Two future sofas

Free Bird said…
Nothing better than
Sweat and leather between two
Thighs pressed together.

 

 

The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
The blonde has tight poon
Like Liquid Nails, drywall screws
And rancid cream cheese.

Charles Douchewin said…
Mock is strong this week.
Leering from her skin-prison,
Marilyn approves.

DoucheyWallnuts said…
Blonde Bleeth has a Gunt
That shows up on Google Earth
Now called, Guntle Earth

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…
Aren’t clubs supposed to
keep the lights low so surprise
comes when turned back on?

Magnum Douche P.I. said…
Blond shows off her rack
to distract from her Cabbage
Patch Kid face and gunt

Vin Douchal said…
Not always good day
To be zipper on chick’s top
Burst/fail coming soon

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4:39 am August, 22 Free Bird said...

If you bang a chick
With a tattoo of a chick
Counts as a 3 way!

4:48 am August, 22 Free Bird said...

Nothing better than
Sweat and leather between two
Thighs pressed together.

5:01 am August, 22 Free Bird said...

Fail special Ed.
Put on a pair of hot pants
Hang out with these guys.

5:36 am August, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dog got cremated
Since the the gyroscope was put
in their Monkey Holes.

5:41 am August, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the skanks in
The basket or it gets the
Hose. The Yothers Hose.

5:44 am August, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The blonde has tight poon
Like Liquid Nails, drywall screws
And rancid cream cheese.

5:47 am August, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jen Gurion sounds
Trumpet of victory. Dudes
Don’t see Massad cunt.

5:49 am August, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Stuffed into costumes,
Jew broads like anal play as
As they form a blintz.

8:14 am August, 22 Charles Douchewin said...

Marilyn follows
old advice: to look hotter
hang with ugly chicks.

9:56 am August, 22 hermit said...

The chick on the left
Reminds me of the Rev’s dog
R.I.P Bunny

10:20 am August, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Butabi Brothers
“Bleeths” set off Tranny Alarm
Sausage Fest ensues

10:22 am August, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Jersey Shore spin off
Chernobyl Nights, is worse than
Nuke disaster, Son

10:24 am August, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This picture withered
My Piss Boner, made me barf
Piss Boner, I says

10:25 am August, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Blonde Bleeth has a Gunt
That shows up on Google Earth
Now called, Guntle Earth

10:45 am August, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d bang guy on right
Before I’d touch either Bleeth
But I’m no Homo

10:50 am August, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Crimea River”
Won Eurovision talent
Contest, which means “lost”

11:36 am August, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

New “Skank Metal” band
At party for new album
“2 Men, 2 Trannies”

11:38 am August, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The guy on the left
Gets the shit end of the stick
Takes Grenade for Bro

1:03 pm August, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This photo smells like
Rancid Vaginal Discharge
And Axe Body Spray

1:49 pm August, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Aren’t clubs supposed to
keep the lights low so surprise
comes when turned back on?

1:51 pm August, 22 Dickie Fingers said...

What are those creatures?
“Strange Island of Jacques Doucheteau”
has come to life, Son

2:00 pm August, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Marilyn has seen
more mutton shankers than that
bleeth’s bearded clam has.

2:10 pm August, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Unsure of who makes
first move, couples smile shyly
at “Your crotch has…?” night.

2:38 pm August, 22 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Big girls will do more
So these two douchebags have heard
Tough lesson is learned

2:39 pm August, 22 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Blond shows off her rack
to distract from her Cabbage
Patch Kid face and gunt

2:42 pm August, 22 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Mulatto tranny
in background is not amused
by fat bleeths and bags

2:55 pm August, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

^ Mutton Shankers FTW, I says.

3:01 pm August, 22 Free Bird said...

Over time tattoo
Will stretch out and look like the
corpse of fat Elvis

3:19 pm August, 22 Charles Douchewin said...

Mock is strong this week.
Leering from her skin-prison,
Marilyn approves.

3:53 pm August, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Dude checks red i-Phone
Ordered hookers online site
Those weren’t their photos

3:55 pm August, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Monroe tatt on thigh
Nothingness up on shoulder
I’d bet pierced hood, too

3:57 pm August, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Chooch on left, scary
Has serial killer eyes
Or 50 IQ

3:58 pm August, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Man, times have changed huh?
Quinceanera parties now
Look like a porn shoot

4:03 pm August, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Not always good day
To be zipper on chick’s top
Burst/fail coming soon

4:05 pm August, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Kathy Lee, Hoda
Are these Halloween costumes
Yeah, no one guessed it

4:30 pm August, 22 Free Bird said...

Where have you gone Joe
Porschio? Bleeth nation turns
Lonely thighs to you.

4:45 pm August, 22 The Dude said...

Poo Brah!s lookin’ fine
They even pierced their eyebrows
For the Derby Dolls

http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/cnishared/tools/shared/mediahub/03/81/28/slideshow_1288138_RollerGroup.JPG

2:49 am August, 23 The Dude said...

^plucked^ their eyebrows. God, I’m rustier than a Poo Brah! trombone.

1:12 am August, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I got $100 on the Giants to win the Superbowl.
.
Dog lovers

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