Sunday, March 13, 2005

Friday Haiku

stand on a phone book will yaKyle can’t see Jen’s face
As he stares up through her boobs;
He’s not complaining…

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6:59 pm September, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

When the lights went on
Gene Simmons without makeup
Made Kyle vomit

6:59 pm September, 5 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

“That sure is one huge
tranny” thought the guy in the
white shirt behind it

7:02 pm September, 5 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Sign of the Bag on
her fivehead gives it away
She’s a f’ing dude

7:02 pm September, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Zipper pockets mark
Where Young Frankensteinette has
Her Thigh Vaginas
.
Thigh Vaginas, I says

7:11 pm September, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

So many Trannies
So little time. Kyle
Has his hands quite full

7:14 pm September, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her belly scar marks
Where her Gyroscope came out
Monkeyhole below

7:14 pm September, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hector’s head keeps beat
like a metronome after
bouncing off fun bags.

7:17 pm September, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hector listens to
ticking of plastic surgeon’s
Rolex. Time to go?

7:19 pm September, 5 Dickie Fingers said...

Given the chose of
looking at her face or boobs
boobs win every time

7:22 pm September, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hector suffers neck
strain as he tries to pull head
from smeg-stained pillows.

7:34 pm September, 5 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

The Packers could have
used “her” to slow down Marshawn
Lynch in last night’s game

8:09 pm September, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is this what happens
when two bros go to Stockholm
and just one returns?

8:12 pm September, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

How many gallons
of wapatui would it
take take to do her sons?

8:12 pm September, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ How about just one take asshole….. Yeesh!

8:25 pm September, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Ebola Virus
Would be preferable to
Sleeping with this Bleeth

8:27 pm September, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This is what happened
When Sasquatch impregnated
Cher in the 80s

8:30 pm September, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

If ISIS tried to
Behead this Bleeth-hemoth they’ll
Need a bigger sword
.
Too soon?

8:43 pm September, 5 hermit said...

This big Injun’ chick
Can eat four or five sticks of
Land o’ Lakes Butter

8:47 pm September, 5 hermit said...

Shep Proudfoot’s sister
An asset in the garage
Lifts cars without jack

8:49 pm September, 5 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Clicked on the picture.
Larger size photo much worse.
Like acid in eyes!

8:51 pm September, 5 hermit said...

This native woman
Escorted Lewis and Clark:
“Sack-a-potatoes”

8:52 pm September, 5 hermit said...

Chief Bromden’s sister
Can play a mean game of hoops
Breaks backboard like Shaq

9:05 pm September, 5 hermit said...

With ear in cleavage
If Miguel listens closely
Can hear the ocean

9:09 pm September, 5 hermit said...

Really a sad thing.
She lost her newborn first child
In her cleavage………son

10:54 pm September, 5 Charles Douchewin said...

He’s all like: “Whatevz!”
But like the dozens before:
it ends in Snu Snu.

10:54 pm September, 5 Wheezer said...

Just name them “ThaiMex”:
his bunghole takes a lickin’,
“she” keeps on dickin’.

12:01 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think that’s the chick
That wants to have threesome with
Me, ‘Two Dogs Banging.’

12:01 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She went Amazon
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

12:03 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Brula, Queen of the
Minivan. Two in the front
Five in the back, Son.

12:04 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I puts the giant
In the basket, or it gets
The Hose. The Brula Hose.

12:06 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Louis and Clark find
The great divide. Brula’s
Ham lips. Catch smallpox.

12:08 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Pocahontas Great
Grandaughter, ‘Grand Tetons; wears
Her name on her chest.

12:09 am September, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Watch out for airborne
Cat with Peter Pan clothes. I
Can see it! Can you?

2:01 am September, 6 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

It tilts the head or
it gets the hose. “Her” big stiff
purple veiny hose

6:02 pm September, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

A Club Queen by night
Defensive lineman by day
She loves to get sacks

9:21 pm September, 6 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I see this picture
And think to myself I am
Glad I don’t know them

9:22 pm September, 6 Capt. James T. Douche said...

She’s the absolute
Worst excuse for a bottle
Rat I’ve ever seen!

9:28 pm September, 6 Capt. James T. Douche said...

She won first place
In the helicoptering
Tranny contest later

2:31 am September, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her Queefs render flesh
With their caustic aroma
And that’s before sex

2:32 am September, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Pimples on her ass
Have their own Zip Code and are
Seen on Google Earth

2:34 am September, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her Meat Curtains
Need to be folded like flag
For her to wear pants

2:37 am September, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her Fallopian
Tubes are used as water slides
In Seaside Heights, Jerz

12:41 pm September, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

When the Mayans catch
Brula, her skull will be fleshed
And turned to punch bowl.

12:44 pm September, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Having never birthed
The papoose, Brula’s vag still
Tight for Kyle’s pin head.

12:47 pm September, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mohawks ready for
War. Brula keeps war chest in
Chest. Cooties in quim.

8:51 pm September, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Cowboys defense
Could really use Brula to
Stop Niners run game

10:47 pm September, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I wish seventh grade
Brula was touring Cantor
Fitzgerald that day.
.
She could have caught the
Second plane in ham hanger
And saved day for all.

2:25 pm September, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Picture from movie
“Brula the Barbarian:
Legend of The Bleeth”

5:10 pm September, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Brula and Hector
steal car air bags. Stop for drink
before chop shop stop.

5:13 pm September, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The future is now.
Hector gets own zeppelin ride
around shitty club.

5:14 pm September, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Why didn’t Brula
take plastic surgeon’s advice
and get face done too?

5:16 pm September, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

There’s no sign on her
that says “You must be this tall
to drink from milk jugs.”

5:19 pm September, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Can anyone guess
what Brula has in pockets?
haiku answers sons.

5:22 pm September, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Let me be first one:
Blue waffles, Vagisil, and
Hector’s cover charge.

9:25 pm September, 8 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Fake pockets! Behind
zippers are revealed o’ergrown
Bush! Cellulite thighs!

10:32 pm September, 9 hermit said...

I’m down to a single bowel movement a week ’cause I eat only expired, carcinogeous beef from the discount cooler at WalMart and stale rye bread. But it’s all good. Unless Vince Foster’s killer comes forward, the Old Cow will be elected in ’16 by the welfare recipients and convicted felons. Putin will then be free to slow-con his way across Europe while the Mooslims enact Sharia law in Detroit.
I’ll be moving to Känädä where I can get free medical attention and maple syrup and shit and hook up with a large-boned indigenous woman like the delicate angel pictured above.
.
The haiku format is no longer required after mid-week.
.
Medical fact.

11:54 pm September, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hey Hermit. Lots of Mooslims up here too. Not in my hood though.’
.
Brula likes to get
Elevator whacked and dragged face
First NFL style.
.
Political Murder Victims

11:56 pm September, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And out free medical care actually costs the average working family $8,000 of taxes.
.
Good weed and horse though.

12:48 am September, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hey Hermit! Send me an email address to reverendchadkroeger1@gmail.com. Son.

1:12 am September, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Where have you gone Sully Sullenburger you magnificent basterd pilot. I salute you again you emnifiscent Jew. A hero for the age. Not ages, Sonsters. Stoooooooned.
.
Who killed Karen Carpenter anyway.
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icDlp_Ry878
.
‘Ru Paul’s Drag Race. Sucka. ‘
.
Mulattoos

9:12 am September, 10 hermit said...

^I’m glad they had subtitles in that video.
.
“Who killed Karen Carpenter?”…After all, it was you and me……..and malnutrition.
.
Weed and horse is OK, but as long as you ‘all have socialism, Jim Beam and Adderall up there Rev, I’m in.

10:23 am September, 10 Charles Douchewin said...

^ It’s cold up here, Hermit. Really, Really Goddamn Cold. And expensive.
.
Last winter, I cashed out my salary and burned it for heat.
.
Which is pricey, because the lowest CND is a $5. Loonies and Toonies are hard to light.
But it was still cheaper than electric, gas, or firewood.
.
I would’ve used the R0Gers/Robbers Network to call friends in the states for help. But to afford the call, I’d have been cold for a month.
.
$Fact$

11:38 am September, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

When sharia law comes broads will be all hairy and smelly down below. A mooslim snapper all covered up in all a that fabric on a hot day ain’t no sight to behold.
.
That Burpa thing-a-ma-bob they make them broads wear is gross like a nuns habit uniform thing.

12:10 pm September, 10 hermit said...

Those goat-eyed bitches peering out from behind a burka scare the shit out of me.
Yep Charles, Florida in January/February is full of Canucks fleeing the icy grip of the harsh,Canadian winter. They’re even invading the Gulf Coast now. Might have to rethink my post-Amerikä strategy.
.
Damn snowbirds.

***DarkSock*** – Did he say “Goat-eyed bitches”? Yessssss…that’s what i’m talkin’ bout

3:21 pm September, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Wee dude with proud score
Love child of Baba Yaga
And a shorn Yeti

3:25 pm September, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Giantess plucks brows
Crews bring street lines painting trucks
Then install speed bumps

6:42 pm September, 10 Charles Douchewin said...

You’ll all regret it, but the phrase “shorn Yeti” reminded me of this horseshit.
.
Jacques pukes in 3, 2, 1…
.
.
.
.
Neanderthal genomes

11:52 am September, 11 hermit said...

^ I figure anything with an opposable thumb is fair game. But, covered with pimples? That’s where I draw the line.

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