Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Friday Haiku

Whistling past the DoucheyardSheldon has evolved
Wayyy past duck-face; this is called
Man-Girl™ Suck-Pucker™

DoucheyWallnuts said…
Trish gives The Shocker
One in the Brown, Pull the Balls Down
Gets Kent’s attention

Vin Douchal said…
Cute chick but stinkpuss
Sheldon goes down all night long
Now spitting fish scales

hermit said…
Pull out anal beads,
like starting a lawn mower
And you’ll look like him

Dickie Fingers said…
It almost looks like
He inserted the gyro
before going out

The Dude said…
Puckering Sheldon
Needs a trash can to the face
Hott gives better head

hermit said…
Brief note to Admin:
If you want to hide these posts
Place them far down page

***EDIT*** It’s a fair cop, hermit

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11:04 am September, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Trish gives The Shocker
One in the Brown, Pull the Balls Down
Gets Kent’s attention

11:26 am September, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Another Hipster
With relatively cute chick
Meh inspiration

2:40 pm September, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Cute chick but stinkpuss
Sheldon goes down all night long
Now spitting fish scales

2:50 pm September, 19 hermit said...

Pull out anal beads,
like starting a lawn mower
And you’ll look like him

2:52 pm September, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Bryce Harper in back
“Hey that’s a clown face, DoucheBro
Like, HE’S one to talk

2:54 pm September, 19 hermit said...

Re: that “Man-Girl” link:
That Sheryl Crow sure bulked up.
Stole Lance’s steroids.

2:55 pm September, 19 Vin Douchal said...

With mouth full of jizz
From hottest tranny ever
Sheldon’s conundrum

3:36 pm September, 19 Dickie Fingers said...

I almost looks like
He inserted the gyro
before going out

3:37 pm September, 19 Dickie Fingers said...

It not I dumbass

3:45 pm September, 19 The Dude said...

Puckering Sheldon
Needs a trash can to the face
Hott gives better head

5:40 pm September, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Man-Girl™ photo, yikes
She does not fuck around
With pink Girlie-Weights™

8:42 pm September, 19 The Dude said...

Sheldon is thinking
“Was Wallnuts in the room too?”
Caught with his balls down

8:55 pm September, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

With face like a pig
And with no view of her boobs
No chance of renob

9:31 pm September, 19 hermit said...

Brief note to Admin:
If you want to hide these posts
Place them far down page

9:41 pm September, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I missed the Haiku
Since Dark Sock hid it in this
Gyroscope Hole.

9:41 pm September, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I demand a recount.

8:11 pm September, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Where is new content?
In Olde Days boss would punish
With Benzino pics

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