Thursday, March 24, 2005

Friday Haiku

yikesWhoa! Lookit them buns!
She pines for a sugar cube;
‘Bag nipple deflates.

***Excellent work, faithful mockers; I giggled at this week’s Fraiku™ more giddily than Jacques Douchetou™ murdering Justin Bieber™ in a veal stall with a claw hammer. I’m adding a new Easter Egg from hereforthwith; them what wins the Internet™ with the sturdiest Fraiku™ (denoted in bold red™) will also have a link embedded in their missive that will lead to Pear™. As I further convalesce, I shall also endeavor to do the occasional pear-laden Thoughts n’ Links™ since I now sit atop an impressive pile o pear thanks to the generous submissions of you web-trolling horn-dogs…the heroic douche-bag regs, or as I think of you, the d’regs™.   23™.    Son™   ***

Opie done got swole
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

The Dude said…

Opie’s arm — bigger
Than his head, and smarter too
Only dates horses

Jacques Doucheteau said…

Nipplestopheles
gut punches that which he does
not understand: shirts

It puts the horse face
In the basket, or it gets
The hose..The pee hose.

DoucheyWallnuts said…

I’d put her heinie
In the basket and f*ck it
I’d f*ck it, I says

hermit said…

Must be a mistake
I thought that show was canceled
“Two and a Half Men”

Charles Douchewin said…

I’ve got a haunch that
the make a wish foundation
needs new management.

Magnum Douche P.I. said…

Bent Nipple, Gaysian
and Man Face. These sitcoms get
worse every year.

Vin Douchal said…

Shirtless dude peddles:
“Nips point way of stock market”
Buffett divests all

MC900FootDouchebag said…

Cheryl Crowe horse face
Can crush walnuts with her ass
Flexy McPec sucks

hermit said…

That chick’s gristle hole
Could cut some poor dude’s penis
Clean half in two, Son

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

Nipsy Fluffle shows
off his form for tonight’s
wankfest in men’s room.

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1:10 am November, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Opie done got swole
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
.
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1:13 am November, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Gingers have no souls.
Two of these people have small
Penises. Her’s is hugeeee.
.
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1:16 am November, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the horse face
In the basket, or it gets
The hose..The pee hose.
.
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1:18 am November, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dark Sock gun figured
Out how to arrange posts.
Delete the fuckers!
.
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3:20 am November, 7 The Dude said...

She gets doggie style
Or the blind Missionary;
Can’t look at that face.
.
Crystal math

3:25 am November, 7 The Dude said...

Opie’s arm — bigger
Than his head, and smarter too
Only dates horses
.
16 twice in row
Must be glitch in the Matrix
Still 2005

3:44 am November, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Nipplestopheles
gut punches that which he does
not understand: shirts

3:47 am November, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Sagging nipples and
a manly lantern-like jaw.
Two dudes are impressed.

3:50 am November, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Quite the strong haunches
and warm blooded pedigree.
Dark Sock peed in it.

10:26 am November, 7 hermit said...

Newest post on top
“Tis a joyous day indeed
DarkSock cracked the code
.
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10:27 am November, 7 hermit said...

Must be a mistake
I thought that show was canceled
“Two and a Half Men”
.
5

10:29 am November, 7 hermit said...

Promotional SWAG
Contest Prep-aration H
Works as a lube too!
.
14

11:20 am November, 7 hermit said...

I only date my
DE…praved little sister/boy
And swelled-up douchebags
.
10

11:22 am November, 7 Charles Douchewin said...

I’ve got a haunch that
the make a wish foundation
needs new management.
.
.

12:17 pm November, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This picture proves that
Sodomites get a bad rap
Said no one, ever

12:26 pm November, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her Bowling Ball Glutes
Induced masturbatory
Frenzy this morning

12:27 pm November, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Is it weird if I
Let her strap on and bang me?
Asking for a friend…

12:29 pm November, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Body Builder needs
Stronger steroids for contest
The Bleeth is bigger

12:32 pm November, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her clitoris is
The size of my thumb thanks to
Her use of steroids

12:39 pm November, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This is a threesome
I wouldn’t want to see in
Action, even drunk

12:52 pm November, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d put her heinie
In the basket and fuck it
I’d fuck it, I says

12:57 pm November, 7 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Bent Nipple, Gaysian
and Man Face. These sitcoms get
worse every year.

1:42 pm November, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I only date my
Delta Tau Delta frat bros
Women are icky

3:52 pm November, 7 Vin Douchal said...

New, odd marketing
At manure convention
Still same old horseshit

3:55 pm November, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Shirtless dude peddles:
“Nips point way of stock market”
Buffett divests all

4:00 pm November, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Aw shucks!” says Opie
as he finds out that he can’t
date Hover Hands’ delts.
.
36/2

4:20 pm November, 7 Dickie Fingers said...

Nice ass, Butterface
she needs a burka and I
would need a blindfold

5:10 pm November, 7 Et Tu Douche? said...

Attaboy DSock!!!, good to see you back in the game.

6:00 pm November, 7 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

When bent nipple’s bro
said they were hitting da club
he thought the health club

6:03 pm November, 7 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Her dates put the bag
over her head or they lose
the hose. Their stiff hose

6:05 pm November, 7 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

If you want to bang
girl with dude face are you gay ?
Asking for a friend

6:33 pm November, 7 Charles Douchewin said...

Her glutes are so round
the only places she can
sit are bean bag chairs.
.
.
.
10^1

6:45 pm November, 7 Charles Douchewin said...

This math is used like
reCAPTCHA to grade homework
for Bunsen’s students.

7:11 pm November, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Most chicks have saddle
Bags at her age, No bowlinf
Ball bags. Yaba Daba Doo!
.
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7:23 pm November, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

What’s a bowlinf ball bags?

7:26 pm November, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Smooth chest and tight abs
Gives me renoB. Am I gay?
Asking for a friend….

7:29 pm November, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her Adam’s Apple
Is size of her left ass cheek
Drugs can mess you up

7:32 pm November, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The muscle control
Of her Vag creates suction
I can feel from here

7:52 pm November, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her sphincter is star
Of many dirty movies.
And by dirty I….
.
http://poopeegirls.com/1716-blond-pee-and-dairrhea.html#cl
.
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7:58 pm November, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mrs. Kroeger has tried
Anal bleaching. I can’t
Afford that much bleach.
.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_bleaching…..23. Son

8:01 pm November, 7 MC900FootDouchebag said...

Cheryl Crowe horse face
Can crush walnuts with her ass
Flexy McPec sucks

8:13 pm November, 7 hermit said...

That chick’s gristle hole
Could cut some poor dude’s penis
Clean half in two, Son
.
XI

8:50 pm November, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Gary smiles because
he knows that whoever wins,
he still gets the cocck.
.
a prime number

8:53 pm November, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Nipsy Fluffle shows
off his form for tonight’s
wankfest in men’s room.
.
of legal age for consent

9:50 pm November, 7 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Is it weird to be
aroused by the Rev’s scatt link ?
Asking for a friend.

1:27 am November, 8 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Okay, I watched this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2-WQ4s7bQU
.
I give up.

1:34 am November, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I been smokingk the
Weed. Getting the munch on Dave
Navarro style.
.
‘Living Mas…Fuck.
.
And fuck you Jacques I hate that fucker! Son.
.
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2:51 am November, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m so stooned I don’t
Know if I’m writing, watching
porn or Private Ryans.
.
f

12:15 pm November, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Who is the Felcher
In this group? My bet is on
The douche on the left

12:17 pm November, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

PooPeeGirls.com
Better than Spy On Vegas
Where the scat is real

4:56 pm November, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Buns of Steel. Vagine
Droops around like sleeve old
Wizard. And shit, son.
.
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12:46 am November, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I lick to thank the
Fuckers that stopped Commkies.
Fuck you berlin walf.
.

4:51 pm November, 9 Charles Douchewin said...

Ok. So, drones + Rule #34 = “Drone Boning”.
.
Don’t pretend you’re surprised.

5:29 pm November, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Fly-by Fucks boring
Need more lesbos and close ups
No renoB achieved

6:41 pm November, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Guaranteed Renob
Watching hula hooping tight
Spinner cool stoned chicks.
.
http://www.freemovies.tv/video/playing-with-remy-and-lexi/
.
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8:19 pm November, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Nude Hula hooping
My new favorite perversion
Don’t need the Piss Chicks

9:41 pm November, 10 hermit said...

Guggenheim Shit at the Mother Ship.
.
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