Monday, March 28, 2005

Friday Haiku

PinkSockMy brother’s escaped
From Psych Ward; lock up your daughters;
His name is…PinkSock.

Sock’s laptop is hosed
It’s all ate up with Mal-Ware;
O damn you, Brazzers…

Gaymau5 does not miss
Leg day at the gym ever
It rubs the lotion

Vin Douchal said…

PinkSock battle cry
Turns bitter dissapointment
Finds out got a chick

Charles Douchewin said…

Catwoman’s birthday
stripper wasn’t really what
Batman expected.

Magnum Douche P.I. said…

“Meet your new cellmate”
is what you don’t want to hear
when seeing this guy

Dickie Fingers said…

The PinkSock is swole
everywhere but in his
rubber pantaloon.

Dickie Fingers said…

Don’t google Pinksock
unless you want to see the
Revs wife’s prolapsed ass

The Dude said…

PinkSock is swole since
Batwoman put her finger
in his monkeyhole

DoucheyWallnuts said…

The other Pink Meat
Is waaaaay preferable to
This living Jacques link

DoucheyWallnuts said…

It stuffs the prolapse
In the anus or it gets
The hose. The Puke Hose

hermit said…

PinkSock wails in angst
Got six more weeks of re-hab
Peed in a cup once

Silence of the Gams
Hannibal Rectum puts
Clarrisse in prolapse.

# posted by admin
3:00 am November, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I was going to link to a Pavel Petal photo, but came across this interview with him.
.
Now I am sad.

3:10 am November, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I’m just kidding, not
just Dark Sock can pee in a
horse’s butt…Pavel.

10:55 am November, 25 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Gaymau5 does not miss
Leg day at the gym ever
It rubs the lotion…

10:58 am November, 25 Capt. James T. Douche said...

So this is what goes
On at electric daisy
Carnival back stage.

5:04 pm November, 25 Vin Douchal said...

On a whim I click
One of fag Jacques link thingies
Yuck, tasted the bile
.
.
.
Beechwood 4-5789

5:06 pm November, 25 Vin Douchal said...

PinkSock battle cry
Turns bitter dissapointment
Finds out got a chick

5:34 pm November, 25 Vin Douchal said...

Latex alergy
Raging rash and itchy eyes
We can only hope

5:37 pm November, 25 Vin Douchal said...

The Johnny Manziel
Carried out of Vegas club
By his bodyguard

5:43 pm November, 25 Vin Douchal said...

Hey everyone meet
“Cubby” from New Mousketeers
“Y”? Because he’s douche

5:47 pm November, 25 Vin Douchal said...

PinkSock struggles with
Eyehole thingers for his mask
Like Don Johnson did

6:32 pm November, 25 Charles Douchewin said...

Catwoman’s birthday
stripper wasn’t really what
Batman expected.

6:45 pm November, 25 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Mondo Bondage Pink
Panther new Tubes character!
Fee Waybill gets swoll!
.
.
Sweet 16!

6:53 pm November, 25 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Gaymau5 fashion sense
includes leather straightjacket
for pumped-up penis.
.
.
Unlike our buddy Pavel who’s obviously escaped Arkham Penile Asylum.
.
I sure get “13” a lot! Is this game rigged?

6:58 pm November, 25 The Dude said...

Catwoman taken
by a hunky Mousetequeer,
Not so Marvel-ous.

7:12 pm November, 25 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Catwoman taken
by new Boy Wonder Gaymau5.
Really wants Batman.

7:42 pm November, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the Biceps
Femoris in the basket
Or it gets the hose.
.
25

7:47 pm November, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In Obama’s new
America. The people are
Led to the slaughter.
.
4

8:08 pm November, 25 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Son: swole, clad in pink
latex and angry is no
way to go through life
.
.
6

8:11 pm November, 25 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

“Meet your new cellmate”
is what you don’t want to hear
when seeing this guy
.
.
24

8:24 pm November, 25 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Would it be that bad,
if I was aroused by pic?
Asking for a friend.

8:26 pm November, 25 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Ballon animal
goes amok! Clown scares all the
kids at Chuck E Cheese!

8:36 pm November, 25 Dickie Fingers said...

The PinkSock is swole
everywhere but in his
rubber pantaloon.

8:43 pm November, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Cuckold Cosplay Clown
Creeps Crickey Christies’ Coon Cake.
Cookies cure cancer Cousins.
.
CC

8:52 pm November, 25 Dickie Fingers said...

Don’t google Pinksock
unless you want to see the
Revs wife’s prolapsed ass

12:50 am November, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I love the prolapse
Like I like my menstrual
Fluids. Way Chunky!
.
20

1:23 am November, 26 The Dude said...

PinkSock is swole since
Batwoman put her finger
in his monkeyhole

2:48 am November, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The other Pink Meat
Is waaaaay preferable to
This living Jacques link

2:50 am November, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

It stuffs the prolapse
In the anus or it gets
The hose. The Puke Hose

2:52 am November, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Latex muscle shirt
With Mickey head won’t get you
Head. But you’ll give it

4:54 am November, 26 The Dude said...

The Pink Mousetequeer
carries Bat Girl so he can
get Dark Knight Rising

10:22 am November, 26 Charles Douchewin said...

I defy you to
never click a Jaques “bad” link.
I couldn’t hold out.

10:23 am November, 26 Charles Douchewin said...

Petal should be free
to shock the shit out of me.
Hotter than Putin.

10:31 am November, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

What I want to know;
Where’s Skinny D’Amato
In a case like this?
.
Inside Jokers

10:32 am November, 26 Charles Douchewin said...

Life is like a box
of gimps. You never know how
you’re gonna’ get fucked.

10:32 am November, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

He puts the latex
In the basket or he gets
The hose. The Kink Hose

10:35 am November, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Latent Latex Lad
Lifts Luscious Latex Lassie
Luring Lax Losers

10:36 am November, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Holiday snowstorm
Means early drinking today
Holiday Bender

10:39 am November, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Who says that’s a chick
On shoulder? My bet is he’s
Pole-smoking Douchebag

11:33 am November, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Latex and Fisting
Is motto he has tattooed
Across his buttocks

11:38 am November, 26 hermit said...

PinkSock wails in angst
Got six more weeks of re-hab
Peed in a cup once
.
22

12:35 pm November, 26 Charles Douchewin said...

Lex Loser lures
Lois Lane from Superman,
with his tighter tights.

10:43 pm November, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I am hoping that
This poor shit is not Hermit.
With Arms Wide Open.
.
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152861840188866&set=vb.5753328865&type=2&theater
.
18

8:34 am November, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Silence of the Gams
Hannibal Rectum puts
Clarrisse in prolapse.
.
9

12:59 pm November, 27 hermit said...

^ Yes, though penniless
at the end of each sentence
I don’t smack my lips
.
21

1:00 pm November, 27 hermit said...

PinkSock screams out loud
His Thanksgiving protest chant;
“No giblets, no peas!”
.
13

1:02 pm November, 27 hermit said...

PinkSock chugs Pepto
Eats southern fried flamingo
And hates breast cancer
.
17

1:03 pm November, 27 hermit said...

‘Neath his plastic shorts
PinkSock smells like old salmon
Her cunt smells like pee
.
19

4:08 pm November, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

He puts his turkey
Leg in the basket then he
Gets the hose. Male Hose

4:40 pm November, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Happy Thanksgiving
Comrades. I saw Hoda on
TV. Cunt like poo.

1:26 am November, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hermit, my Hermit;
Doth winds jest blow of the Wwests
Imminent Demise
.
Is there any more
Sorrow to come our way? Save
Thy whales ye beetniks
.
A Boom felt many
A year ago consumers
Did it raise. Those yon
.
Millenials a
Debt they cannot pay; Perchance
That Heavenly Whore.
.
Has put them in
Precarious mode. To observe
The mortal Choad.
.
And it all betwixt
In a cosmic dashboard, the
Fates of young loves lost.
.
I shit. 24

2:01 am November, 28 hermit said...

^ I’m deeply moved…..
……..I think
.
21
.
fuck the beatniks.
If I wan’t so fucked up I’d tell of the time I saw a vw hit an oak tree full of beatniks,

3:17 am November, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mashy Nipple Lick
Rhino Clit, Non Sequitur
Happy Thanksgiving

2:43 pm November, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Does Black Friday mean
You guys get all Natty Bush
With the Mulattoos.
.
22. Son.

6:48 pm November, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

When I squeeze it hard
It gets so purple it’s black
A cat can’t scratch it

8:19 pm November, 28 hermit said...

Rev 2:43
Some say Black Friday is Robinson Crusoe’s right hand man, but I’ll attempt to explain on The Mother Ship if you promise to describe Boxing Day and it’s ramifications on modern society and shit.
.
25

10:01 pm November, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Why do chicks wear shit
On their fingernails, when all
We want is cunt pee.
.
9

10:01 pm November, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Why do chicks wear shit
On their fingernails, when all
We want is cunt pee.
.
10

10:31 pm November, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it’s good) a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
.
5

10:04 pm November, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

^Ftw…

8:02 am December, 1 DarkSock said...

Back in Biloxi;
Damn flight was dee-laid…Red-Eye.
Sleep, then rank Fraiku.
.
13

7:26 pm December, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

If Dark Sock pees in
horses, does Pink Sock pee in
My Little Bronies?
.
a good age for Scotch

7:29 pm December, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I would hate to see
other floats in Berlin’s Gimp
Pride Rally parade.
.
16 lost brain cells

7:36 pm December, 1 The Dude said...

Dee-laid is the wrong
kind of laid; ‘Sock be looking
for a snow bunnie.

8:33 pm December, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If I started doon
More weed and booze I think
My income may rise.

8:44 pm December, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This is why you should
never resort to Pepto
if out of lube sons.
.
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9:05 pm December, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The real Pink Sock.
.
http://www.redtube.com/569248
.
At the end…

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