Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Friday Haiku

HoverBag FinishesBiff Precious chuckles
As he ogles at these two;
“Hell…I’ll buy them BOTH!”

hermit said…

I live for things like
The twinkle in Blondie’s eyes
And Beth’s tinkle hole.

Vin Douchal said…

Biff chuckles, head back
Sent these babes loaded drinks
Windowless van waits

It puts the cleft in
The palate, or it gets the
Hose. Kirk Douglas Hose.

hermit said…

Biff reels in horror
As Cindy’s boiled eggs and beans
Turn solid to gas.

DoucheyWallnuts said…

Kurt Russell Douche macks
On the Boner Twins but they
Have Sapphic intent

Biff was gonna go
All Cosby on those chicks ass.
Drugged himself instead.

Magnum Douche P.I. said…

Insecurity
over uneven nipples.
Donkey punch is fine.

That tranny’s nipples
Gave me a huge shame Renob
Biff views tuck technique.

Dickie Fingers said…

Drinks for all my friends!
yells barfly Biff as he falls
the tab was six bucks.

**^Runner up!  D.S.**

I have now Hitler’d
A couple billion tadpoles
Thinking of clam bump

Wheezer said…

Dat Willem Dafoe
knows how to bag the hotties;
Green Goblin’ dem boobs

Tranny bashing is
All the rage. Never makes it
To the Sock’s first page.

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8:44 pm December, 11 hermit said...

I live for things like
The twinkle in Blondie’s eyes
And Beth’s tinkle hole.

8:49 pm December, 11 hermit said...

Juxtaposition:
The brunette’s happy nipples,
and sad, mannish face.

8:49 pm December, 11 hermit said...

^I’d still hit it.

8:49 pm December, 11 hermit said...

^gladly

8:54 pm December, 11 hermit said...

Biff reels in horror
As Cindy’s boiled eggs and beans
Turn solid to gas.

9:24 pm December, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Duuuude! Don’t I remind
Like Big Lebowski guy, dude
I’m just like him, dude

9:26 pm December, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Biff chuckles, head back
Sent these babes loaded drinks
Windowless van waits

9:29 pm December, 11 Vin Douchal said...

New Fox News Net show
Stripper/Lawyers discussing
G-string financials

9:38 pm December, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Biff smiles broadly
Grabs cocck through hole in pockets
Fills pants with man paste

12:53 am December, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

That see-through bra and
chubby thighs makes my meat hard
and…damn, it’s a man.

3:24 am December, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Biff is the love child
Of Sting, Dennis Leary and
That Lena Dunham.

3:25 am December, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the cleft in
The palate, or it gets the
Hose. Kirk Douglas Hose.

3:27 am December, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

A nation laughs and
Drinks while the black man is down.
I have to breath. Son.
.
N-words

3:28 am December, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She has saggy boobs
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole

3:30 am December, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Asian nipples and
Poon Flaps are always darker
And smell cunt sweat.

3:32 am December, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Asian chicks have the
Horizontally placed crack.
I dig the chink stink.

3:33 am December, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She may be nanny
From Phillipines. I fuck you
Long time Joe….with cock.

9:33 am December, 12 Charles Douchewin said...

Red carpet event
bleeth makes sure that all of her
drapes match their carpets.

12:03 pm December, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Biff was gonna go
All Cosby on those chicks ass.
Drugged himself instead.

12:11 pm December, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Kurt Russell Douche macks
On the Boner Twins but they
Have Sapphic intent

12:13 pm December, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Blonde, nubile Kim
Has a hankering for short
Paunchy Asian Trannys

12:20 pm December, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

When Mooslims win war
Pictures like this won’t happen
Again, Infidels

12:25 pm December, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Tai smells like Kim Chee
Yet blonde Kim plans to eat her
Cabbage with gusto

12:31 pm December, 12 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Consent ? Biff don’t need
no stinking consent. Their drinks
laced with Rohypnol

12:47 pm December, 12 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Trust fund Biff knows the
rules. Bleeths plus free drinks and blow
equals a three-way

12:53 pm December, 12 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Insecurity
over uneven nipples.
She will do anal.

12:54 pm December, 12 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Insecurity
over uneven nipples.
You can piss on her.

12:55 pm December, 12 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Insecurity
over uneven nipples.
Donkey punch is fine.

3:03 pm December, 12 Capt. James T. Douche said...

That tranny’s nipples
Gave me a huge shame Renob
Biff views tuck technique.

3:04 pm December, 12 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Biff returns from men’s
Room smelling of cheap cologne
In post blumpkin daze

3:06 pm December, 12 Capt. James T. Douche said...

There is nothing real
In this picture, Biff’s hair, the
Tits and the faces!

3:09 pm December, 12 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Blonde Kim has hijacked
Taylor Swift’s shorts! Tranny has
hijacked anal beads!
.
13, 13, 13, 13, 13, 13, 13

3:12 pm December, 12 Capt. James T. Douche said...

For the right price you
Can Hot Karl both of them
Biff empties savings

3:16 pm December, 12 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Biff makes his “O” Face
as he thinks about three way…
with new bathroom bros!

3:19 pm December, 12 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Are impure thoughts of
manny tranny okay to have?
Asking for a friend.

4:19 pm December, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Does getting Hander
From Tranny make you homo?
Asking for a friend…

4:21 pm December, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Shame Renob sprouts forth
Consumed by shame, passion and
Ejaculation

4:22 pm December, 12 Dickie Fingers said...

Biff Precious brings his
daughter to the club for drinks
and tranny penis.

4:23 pm December, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

If blonde is Tranny
I’mst still banging it silly
It silly, I says

4:48 pm December, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Biff is really a
Cialis rep trying to
drum up some business.
.
two dozen

4:51 pm December, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Blonde in Taylor Swift pants
I’d like to prick. She would then
Write Jesus-sized song.

4:51 pm December, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Biff Precious yells “SCHWING!”
as onomatopoeia
fails to impress bleeths.
.
legal drinking age

4:54 pm December, 12 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I have now Hitler’d
A couple billion tadpoles
Thinking of clam bump

5:11 pm December, 12 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Biff will pay extra
To have them queef in his face
Blows toupee clean off

5:26 pm December, 12 Dickie Fingers said...

Drinks for all my friends!
yells barfly Biff as he falls
the tab was six bucks.

5:41 pm December, 12 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Blonde Kim offers drink
to you! But Manny Tranny
offers to drink you.

8:26 pm December, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Two fingers in ass
Is worth one thumb in the twat
Or some fuckin thing

8:28 pm December, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d waterboard the
Tranny and give the blonde hard
Anal hydration.

8:29 pm December, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Peter Piper picked
A plumb from tranny crotch and
Pulled out a prolapse.

9:46 pm December, 12 hermit said...

Why must the Friaku™
devolve to tranny-bashing?
You ‘all should be ashamed!

9:48 pm December, 12 hermit said...

Risperdal’s a bitch
Didn’t help Juan’s A.D.D
but he grew nice breasts.

9:57 pm December, 12 hermit said...

That Deborah Norville
Is either dating trannies
Or else Ann Curry?

11:36 pm December, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tranny bashing is
All the rage. Never makes it
To the Sock’s first page.

11:41 pm December, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If you have only banged
Mullattoo trannies, still gay?
Asking for Hermit.

12:38 am December, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jennie McCarthy
Always looks for a way to
Be irrelevant.

12:45 am December, 13 hermit said...

Tranny sex is fine
If you don’t cuddle and shit.
Don’t ask how I know

1:28 pm December, 13 hermit said...

The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
.
“Asian nipples and
Poon Flaps are always darker
And smell cunt sweat.”
.
^ If that’s not front page material, then I’m sorry, this whole thing’s a sham.
.
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2:13 pm December, 13 hermit said...

Wisps of fabric, sheer
doth not cloak the darkened breast
Sliced poon flaps concealed
.
25

2:41 pm December, 13 The Dude said...

Twinkle eyed blonde hott
likes to watch when guys try the
Shocker on Tran Hee Shee.
.
17

2:49 pm December, 13 The Dude said...

Nipple mounds beckon
from behind a see thru bra
but blondes have more fun

3:54 pm December, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Tranny gives you head
Not gay if you don’t give back
Don’t ask how I know

3:55 pm December, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Anal rehydration
Won’t work in the NFL
At least during game

3:57 pm December, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Tranny bashing is
Better than Homo Bashing
Or some fucking thing

3:58 pm December, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Why do Asian Bleeths
So often look like Trannies?
Asking for a friend…

4:47 pm December, 13 Dickie Fingers said...

Later that night its
gyroscopes and monkey holes
but no Biff Precious.

8:54 pm December, 13 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Tranny or not a
Tranny a mouth is a mouth
Or so I’ve been told.

1:18 am December, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Anal Hydation
Is the name of Hermit’s next
Rammstein-style band.
.
https://video.search.yahoo.com/video/play;_ylt=A0LEViaq.YxUe4cAWjsPxQt.;_ylu=X3oDMTBsa3ZzMnBvBHNlYwNzYwRjb2xvA2JmMQR2dGlkAw–?p=rammstein&tnr=21&vid=6F209AF6E2BF3536FEA36F209AF6E2BF3536FEA3&l=235&turl=http%3A%2F%2Fts1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DUN.608048338782128128%26pid%3D15.1&rurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D-gZ25MYwWpM&sigr=11bp0vlql&tt=b&tit=Rammstein+-+Du+Hast+[Official+Video]&sigt=114h79htg&back=https%3A%2F%2Fsearch.yahoo.com%2Fyhs%2Fsearch%3Fp%3Drammstein%26ei%3DUTF-8%26hsimp%3Dyhs-001%26hspart%3Dmozilla&sigb=12l72714v&hspart=mozilla&hsimp=yhs-001
.
Glad we won the war Son.

3:03 am December, 14 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Does it count having
Your ass kicked by a girl if
She has a huge rod?

3:49 am December, 14 The Dude said...

Does anyone know
where to put the gyroscope?
Asking for the Biff.

10:49 am December, 14 hermit said...

^ Lacking monkey hole
Biff’s cock would find its way to
The winky stinky

3:56 pm December, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’ve been dreaming of
Being raped by a tall, handsome
Woman named Ripley.
.
For thirty years.

9:35 pm December, 14 Wheezer said...

Dat Willem Dafoe
knows how to bag the hotties;
Green Goblin’ dem boobs
.
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9:50 pm December, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Reverend Chad has
A Christmas Carol. Change to
The Bill Cosby voice.
.

I really can’t stay
(But baby, you’ve been roofied)
I’ve got to go away
(But baby, you’ve been roofied)
.
This evening has been
(Been hoping that you’d pass out)
So very nice
(I’ll hold your hands, in a tournequet)
.
My mother will start to worry
(Ho skank baby what’s your hurry?)
My father will be pacing the floor
(Listen to my big cock roar!)
.
So really I’d better scurry
(Fucking bitch don’t you leave)
But maybe just a half a drink more
(Put some records on while I fuck your sleeve)
.
The neighbors might think
(Baby, your passing out)
Say what’s in this drink?
(No cabs to be had you skink)
.
I wish I knew how
(Your eyes are blood shot moons right now)
To break this spell
(I’ll take your hat, your cunt looks swole)
.
I ought to say, “No, no, no sir”
(Mind if I move to you ass)
At least I’m gonna say that I tried
(What’s the sense in getting pounded hide?)
.
I really can’t stay
(Oh baby hold that cock)
Ah, but it’s cold out side
(Baby, it’s warm in your poon)
.
I simply must go
(But baby, I’m angry now)
The answer is no
(But baby, I don’t hear no)
.
Your welcome has been
(How lucky that you are tied up)
So nice and warm
(Look out the window bitch, nobody there)
.
My sister will be suspicious
(Gosh your lips on my black cock look delicious)
My brother will be there at the door
(I’ll kill that honky you fucking whore)
.
My maiden aunts mind is vicious
(I’m gonna fuck like Nancy and Sid Vicious)
But maybe just a cigarette more
(Baby that was opium laced hash)
.
I’ve gotta get home
(But baby, I’ll leave you dead out there)
Say lend me a coat
(You get on your knees and lick on my bung)
.
You’ve really been grand
(I thrill when I fist you with my hand)
But don’t you see?
(How can you stay awake?)
.
There’s bound to be talk tomorrow
(Think of my lifelong sorrow)
At least there will be plenty implied
(If you got deaded and died)
.
I really can’t stay
(Get over that you natty pig)
Baby, it’s cold
Baby, it’s cold outside

2:57 am December, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

^Front page post worthy,
.
Brett Favre

3:04 pm December, 15 Dr. Bunsen Honey Douche said...

Biff’s gyroscope needs
recalibrating after
Kim slips him roofie.
.
14
.
No way to top Rev Chad’s musical number.

6:10 pm December, 15 Morbo said...

Photobombing Biff
will have regret in morning,
but shame? Never shame.

7:29 pm December, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Quit being gay and
Show me that huge throbbin’ cock
Demanded drunk Biff

10:45 pm December, 15 hermit said...

That song was inspirational, Rev.

11:26 pm December, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^I was inspired while watching Elf on TV, some shit on the puter, liquor, sedatives and stoooooooooned. Sons.
.
Are we having the Douchey Awards this year? They should start soon, no?
.
Stooooned.
.
7
.
Intelligentsia.

1:05 am December, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Dochey Awards are a waste if hidden here in the bowels of the site, bowels, I says.
.
Speaking of bowels, Jay Cutler is shit.
.
John Hadl

1:06 am December, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

^Douchey. Auto correct is a cunt.

4:41 pm December, 16 Vin Douchal said...

I’ve had as much fun reading this page as when I hacked THIS GOODIE from Darksock’s wedding night Cloud folder

3:39 am December, 17 Wheezer said...

BOOBIE GIFS
.
You’re welcome.

6:50 pm December, 19 REv Chad Remote said...

I will send you some well wrapped Quebecois weed for a Haiku, Son.
.
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8:53 pm December, 24 Wheezer said...

Merry Christmas and
Happy New Year to all you
fuccen hatters. Sons.

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