Friday Haiku
Biff Precious chuckles
As he ogles at these two;
“Hell…I’ll buy them BOTH!”
I live for things like
The twinkle in Blondie’s eyes
And Beth’s tinkle hole.
Biff chuckles, head back
Sent these babes loaded drinks
Windowless van waits
It puts the cleft in
The palate, or it gets the
Hose. Kirk Douglas Hose.
Biff reels in horror
As Cindy’s boiled eggs and beans
Turn solid to gas.
Kurt Russell Douche macks
On the Boner Twins but they
Have Sapphic intent
Biff was gonna go
All Cosby on those chicks ass.
Drugged himself instead.
Insecurity
over uneven nipples.
Donkey punch is fine.
That tranny’s nipples
Gave me a huge shame Renob
Biff views tuck technique.
Drinks for all my friends!
yells barfly Biff as he falls
the tab was six bucks.
**^Runner up! D.S.**
I have now Hitler’d
A couple billion tadpoles
Thinking of clam bump
Dat Willem Dafoe
knows how to bag the hotties;
Green Goblin’ dem boobs
Tranny bashing is
All the rage. Never makes it
To the Sock’s first page.
I live for things like
The twinkle in Blondie’s eyes
And Beth’s tinkle hole.
Juxtaposition:
The brunette’s happy nipples,
and sad, mannish face.
^I’d still hit it.
^gladly
Biff reels in horror
As Cindy’s boiled eggs and beans
Turn solid to gas.
Duuuude! Don’t I remind
Like Big Lebowski guy, dude
I’m just like him, dude
Biff chuckles, head back
Sent these babes loaded drinks
Windowless van waits
New Fox News Net show
Stripper/Lawyers discussing
G-string financials
Biff smiles broadly
Grabs cocck through hole in pockets
Fills pants with man paste
That see-through bra and
chubby thighs makes my meat hard
and…damn, it’s a man.
Biff is the love child
Of Sting, Dennis Leary and
That Lena Dunham.
It puts the cleft in
The palate, or it gets the
Hose. Kirk Douglas Hose.
A nation laughs and
Drinks while the black man is down.
I have to breath. Son.
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N-words
She has saggy boobs
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
Asian nipples and
Poon Flaps are always darker
And smell cunt sweat.
Asian chicks have the
Horizontally placed crack.
I dig the chink stink.
She may be nanny
From Phillipines. I fuck you
Long time Joe….with cock.
Red carpet event
bleeth makes sure that all of her
drapes match their carpets.
Biff was gonna go
All Cosby on those chicks ass.
Drugged himself instead.
Kurt Russell Douche macks
On the Boner Twins but they
Have Sapphic intent
Blonde, nubile Kim
Has a hankering for short
Paunchy Asian Trannys
When Mooslims win war
Pictures like this won’t happen
Again, Infidels
Tai smells like Kim Chee
Yet blonde Kim plans to eat her
Cabbage with gusto
Consent ? Biff don’t need
no stinking consent. Their drinks
laced with Rohypnol
Trust fund Biff knows the
rules. Bleeths plus free drinks and blow
equals a three-way
Insecurity
over uneven nipples.
She will do anal.
Insecurity
over uneven nipples.
You can piss on her.
Insecurity
over uneven nipples.
Donkey punch is fine.
That tranny’s nipples
Gave me a huge shame Renob
Biff views tuck technique.
Biff returns from men’s
Room smelling of cheap cologne
In post blumpkin daze
There is nothing real
In this picture, Biff’s hair, the
Tits and the faces!
Blonde Kim has hijacked
Taylor Swift’s shorts! Tranny has
hijacked anal beads!
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13, 13, 13, 13, 13, 13, 13
For the right price you
Can Hot Karl both of them
Biff empties savings
Biff makes his “O” Face
as he thinks about three way…
with new bathroom bros!
Are impure thoughts of
manny tranny okay to have?
Asking for a friend.
Does getting Hander
From Tranny make you homo?
Asking for a friend…
Shame Renob sprouts forth
Consumed by shame, passion and
Ejaculation
Biff Precious brings his
daughter to the club for drinks
and tranny penis.
If blonde is Tranny
I’mst still banging it silly
It silly, I says
Biff is really a
Cialis rep trying to
drum up some business.
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two dozen
Blonde in Taylor Swift pants
I’d like to prick. She would then
Write Jesus-sized song.
Biff Precious yells “SCHWING!”
as onomatopoeia
fails to impress bleeths.
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legal drinking age
I have now Hitler’d
A couple billion tadpoles
Thinking of clam bump
Biff will pay extra
To have them queef in his face
Blows toupee clean off
Drinks for all my friends!
yells barfly Biff as he falls
the tab was six bucks.
Blonde Kim offers drink
to you! But Manny Tranny
offers to drink you.
Two fingers in ass
Is worth one thumb in the twat
Or some fuckin thing
I’d waterboard the
Tranny and give the blonde hard
Anal hydration.
Peter Piper picked
A plumb from tranny crotch and
Pulled out a prolapse.
Why must the Friaku™
devolve to tranny-bashing?
You ‘all should be ashamed!
Risperdal’s a bitch
Didn’t help Juan’s A.D.D
but he grew nice breasts.
That Deborah Norville
Is either dating trannies
Or else Ann Curry?
Tranny bashing is
All the rage. Never makes it
To the Sock’s first page.
If you have only banged
Mullattoo trannies, still gay?
Asking for Hermit.
Jennie McCarthy
Always looks for a way to
Be irrelevant.
Tranny sex is fine
If you don’t cuddle and shit.
Don’t ask how I know
The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
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“Asian nipples and
Poon Flaps are always darker
And smell cunt sweat.”
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^ If that’s not front page material, then I’m sorry, this whole thing’s a sham.
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Wisps of fabric, sheer
doth not cloak the darkened breast
Sliced poon flaps concealed
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Twinkle eyed blonde hott
likes to watch when guys try the
Shocker on Tran Hee Shee.
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Nipple mounds beckon
from behind a see thru bra
but blondes have more fun
Tranny gives you head
Not gay if you don’t give back
Don’t ask how I know
Anal rehydration
Won’t work in the NFL
At least during game
Tranny bashing is
Better than Homo Bashing
Or some fucking thing
Why do Asian Bleeths
So often look like Trannies?
Asking for a friend…
Later that night its
gyroscopes and monkey holes
but no Biff Precious.
Tranny or not a
Tranny a mouth is a mouth
Or so I’ve been told.
Anal Hydation
Is the name of Hermit’s next
Rammstein-style band.
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Glad we won the war Son.
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Does it count having
Your ass kicked by a girl if
She has a huge rod?
Does anyone know
where to put the gyroscope?
Asking for the Biff.
^ Lacking monkey hole
Biff’s cock would find its way to
The winky stinky
I’ve been dreaming of
Being raped by a tall, handsome
Woman named Ripley.
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For thirty years.
Dat Willem Dafoe
knows how to bag the hotties;
Green Goblin’ dem boobs
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Reverend Chad has
A Christmas Carol. Change to
The Bill Cosby voice.
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I really can’t stay
(But baby, you’ve been roofied)
I’ve got to go away
(But baby, you’ve been roofied)
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This evening has been
(Been hoping that you’d pass out)
So very nice
(I’ll hold your hands, in a tournequet)
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My mother will start to worry
(Ho skank baby what’s your hurry?)
My father will be pacing the floor
(Listen to my big cock roar!)
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So really I’d better scurry
(Fucking bitch don’t you leave)
But maybe just a half a drink more
(Put some records on while I fuck your sleeve)
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The neighbors might think
(Baby, your passing out)
Say what’s in this drink?
(No cabs to be had you skink)
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I wish I knew how
(Your eyes are blood shot moons right now)
To break this spell
(I’ll take your hat, your cunt looks swole)
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I ought to say, “No, no, no sir”
(Mind if I move to you ass)
At least I’m gonna say that I tried
(What’s the sense in getting pounded hide?)
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I really can’t stay
(Oh baby hold that cock)
Ah, but it’s cold out side
(Baby, it’s warm in your poon)
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I simply must go
(But baby, I’m angry now)
The answer is no
(But baby, I don’t hear no)
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Your welcome has been
(How lucky that you are tied up)
So nice and warm
(Look out the window bitch, nobody there)
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My sister will be suspicious
(Gosh your lips on my black cock look delicious)
My brother will be there at the door
(I’ll kill that honky you fucking whore)
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My maiden aunts mind is vicious
(I’m gonna fuck like Nancy and Sid Vicious)
But maybe just a cigarette more
(Baby that was opium laced hash)
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I’ve gotta get home
(But baby, I’ll leave you dead out there)
Say lend me a coat
(You get on your knees and lick on my bung)
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You’ve really been grand
(I thrill when I fist you with my hand)
But don’t you see?
(How can you stay awake?)
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There’s bound to be talk tomorrow
(Think of my lifelong sorrow)
At least there will be plenty implied
(If you got deaded and died)
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I really can’t stay
(Get over that you natty pig)
Baby, it’s cold
Baby, it’s cold outside
^Front page post worthy,
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Brett Favre
Biff’s gyroscope needs
recalibrating after
Kim slips him roofie.
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No way to top Rev Chad’s musical number.
Photobombing Biff
will have regret in morning,
but shame? Never shame.
Quit being gay and
Show me that huge throbbin’ cock
Demanded drunk Biff
That song was inspirational, Rev.
^I was inspired while watching Elf on TV, some shit on the puter, liquor, sedatives and stoooooooooned. Sons.
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Are we having the Douchey Awards this year? They should start soon, no?
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Stooooned.
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Intelligentsia.
Dochey Awards are a waste if hidden here in the bowels of the site, bowels, I says.
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Speaking of bowels, Jay Cutler is shit.
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John Hadl
^Douchey. Auto correct is a cunt.
I’ve had as much fun reading this page as when I hacked THIS GOODIE from Darksock’s wedding night Cloud folder
BOOBIE GIFS
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You’re welcome.
I will send you some well wrapped Quebecois weed for a Haiku, Son.
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Merry Christmas and
Happy New Year to all you
fuccen hatters. Sons.
3garnish