Monday, March 21, 2005

Friday Haiku – March 21, 2005

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Behold, my Brethren:
Before us: Short Stanley and
The Hills of L.A.

****Doc B wins the internet in an outstanding mock-fest this week, w/ honorable mutterings by Wheezer, Charles D and Jacques BadLinks****

The Dude said…

What a Hillsome babe!
Is she really nine feet tall?
Our survey says, Schwing!!

Charles Douchewin said…

Oh! those shorts conceal
the pleasure of mons reveal.
Pacific skin, sun.

NeckBeard, the pirate
goes ashore to score booty,
and her treasured chest.

Ed Hardy Har Har said…

Midget LA clown
escapes PBR bulls and
finds better udders!

DoucheyWallnuts said…

The Leaning Tower
Of Bleeth is too much for Short
Stanley, needs stunt cockk

Vin J Douchal said…

Wonders why dentist
Knocks her out for just cleaning
Wakes up with sore vag

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

Little Al wants to
take ride on her Matterhorns.
Too bad size does count.

DoucheyWallnuts said…

Haven’t heard from Rev
Since the Ottawa shooter
Was apprehended.
.
Too soon?

He uses ladder
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

No recall for her.
A pull of the belly chain
lets airbags inflate.

Wheezer said…

Beverly’s Hills are
9-0-2-1-0-so-nice;
gotta motorboat

Jacques Doucheteau said…

His hand looks like dwarf’s
on her waist. Her’s on his dick
like Shaq palms marble.

hermit said…

When the ancient Japanese poets created the Haiku, I don’t think “her c*nt smelled like pee” was what they had in mind.

 

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4:04 am October, 24 The Dude said...

What a Hillsome babe!
Is she really nine feet tall?
Our survey says, Schwing!!

4:05 am October, 24 The Dude said...

This hottie needs some
Melonious Spunk between
her teeth, gums and hair.

5:04 am October, 24 The Dude said...

I gladly offer
upon Bridgette’s Double D’s
My pearls of jizzdom.

9:43 am October, 24 Charles Douchewin said...

Oh! those shorts conceal
the pleasure of mons reveal.
Pacific skin, sun.

9:45 am October, 24 Charles Douchewin said...

NeckBeard, the pirate
goes ashore to score booty,
and her treasured chest.

9:48 am October, 24 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Midget LA clown
escapes PBR bulls and
finds better udders!

9:49 am October, 24 Charles Douchewin said...

Hers is the tallest
towering figure across
the L.A. skyline.

9:59 am October, 24 Charles Douchewin said...

Who knew there’d be a
Victoria’s Secret float
for the douche parade.

11:15 am October, 24 Capt. James T. Douche said...

It is without a
Doubt this Bleeth is a magnet
For baghunter cum

11:35 am October, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Leaning Tower
Of Bleeth is too much for Short
Stanley, needs stunt cockk

11:42 am October, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Erin Andrews Bleeth
Needs to lighten her eyebrows
The patch doesn’t match

12:01 pm October, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Thick thighs and eyebrows
Will make an interesting
Evening for Stanley

12:02 pm October, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Did Short Stanley have
To answer security
Math to bang Erin

12:11 pm October, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Erin’s Booty Shorts
Could be Sweatpants for Stanley
Will he get in them?

12:17 pm October, 24 Vin J Douchal said...

Red Largeman takes break
Drove the short, yellow bus here
Filled with “slow” students

12:19 pm October, 24 Vin J Douchal said...

Wonders why dentist
Knocks her out for just cleaning
Wakes up with sore vag

12:20 pm October, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Teletubby La
Without costume, scores Groupie
Freaks love Las Vegas

12:40 pm October, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The bigger they are
The bigger their vagina
Vagina, I says

1:14 pm October, 24 Charles Douchewin said...

You coward! You used
that moment in time to pull
the hover finger!

1:17 pm October, 24 Charles Douchewin said...

What is 9+ 5?
Too much math for me, I say.
Only have 11 fingers.

1:41 pm October, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

9+9 is sum
Of their IQs combined, Son
Math is ironic

1:43 pm October, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Rev on a bender
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkeyhole

1:44 pm October, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Haven’t heard from Rev
Since the Ottawa shooter
Was apprehended.
.
Too soon?

3:50 pm October, 24 Dickie Fingers said...

That’s right Shorty, smile
You may be in for a ride
She forgets quickly

4:12 pm October, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Little Al wants to
take ride on her Matterhorns.
Too bad size does count.

4:20 pm October, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Little Al tells boss
motorboating accident
cause for his sick day.

5:16 pm October, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He uses ladder
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
.
7

5:18 pm October, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts its head in
The cleavage or it gets the
Hose. The Titty Hose.
.
23

5:21 pm October, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Big boobies bouncing
South American style. Juan just
Ate bad burrito.
.
6

5:23 pm October, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Gabriella Reese
Falls on hard times. Backup plan
Includes drug muling.
.
11 Fuck!

5:25 pm October, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Thigh rubbing friction
Shows 30’s body. Get a
Midget while she can.
.
26 damnit

5:27 pm October, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His face is made for
Biting. And that’s just what he’ll
Do. Bite those fuckers!
.
5

5:31 pm October, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hey Lady! Can I
See your bikini bridge. No
Just band hairy bushl
.
28

5:59 pm October, 24 The Dude said...

What is 10+3?
Why is Short Stanley smiling?
Why is she smiling?
.
Because 13

6:07 pm October, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

No recall for her.
A pull of the belly chain
lets airbags inflate.
.
.
.
.
19

6:08 pm October, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Does anyone else
think he looks like Turtle from
Entourage sons.
.
16

6:39 pm October, 24 hermit said...

Looming in background
Those three men in business suits
Pulling puppet strings
.
13

6:46 pm October, 24 hermit said...

Short dude is lucky
Those belly-button cum drops,
Sure sign she’s easy
.
25

10:07 pm October, 24 Wheezer said...

Beverly’s Hills are
9-0-2-1-0-so-nice;
gotta motorboat

10:10 pm October, 24 Wheezer said...

Scruffy beard, greasy
hair, shades…..”LA” means Lame Ass.
At least he’s smilin’.

10:12 pm October, 24 Wheezer said...

Nithe powder blue there,
Thport! Did she make you wear her
bikini bottom?

12:22 am October, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Rev FTW, even though I don’t know what the fuck it means.
.
Hey Lady! Can I
See your bikini bridge. No
Just band hairy bushl

12:25 am October, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

To get to her twat
He needs lessons in climbing
Rappelling, I says

2:30 am October, 25 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

What’s with all the math?
Wee-man and big hott equals
a lame night for her

3:24 am October, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

His hand looks like dwarf’s
on her waist. Her’s on his dick
like Shaq palms marble.

3:29 am October, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Tall blonde and busty
amazon throws mercy lay
to Warwick Davis.

3:38 am October, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

“May the road rise up
to meet you”, old Gaelic grace…
I hate “Leprechaun“.

3:45 am October, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

She’s not as hot as
Carrie Fischer. He’s not as
handsome as Ewok.

3:56 am October, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Thanks google image
search. This is not my preferred
style of midget porn.

4:11 am October, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Lanisters always
pay their debts. And by “debts”
I mean midget porn

4:14 am October, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

It puts the midget
In the pic or gets the hose…
The midget porn hose.

4:15 am October, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Okay, I’m done. See you at Fright Town tomorrow Baron…..

2:35 pm October, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Criminal Minds plays
On distant screen. Unsub shoved
Up her ass and shit.
.
Dwarfporn 15

4:00 pm October, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In 1978
I has the pleasure to stick
Finger in tall girl once.
.
12

4:01 pm October, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her cunt smelled like pee
And her face was manly. I bragged
A lot anyway.
.
26

12:34 am October, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If my stats cool…………..l? The
Average age of dead Cream
Members is 71.
.
RIP Ginger Baker
May you live for the statistical 8 years Eric.
.
8:1

9:15 am October, 26 hermit said...

When the ancient Japanese poets created the Haiku, I don’t think “her cunt smelled like pee” was what they had in mind.
.
sweet sixteen Son(s)

4:26 pm October, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

https://mobile.twitter.com/iLGDaily/status/526425644616658946/photo/1

12:25 am October, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

For the third time in
His not so short life. Rev Chad
Was not elected.
.
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