Saturday, March 12, 2005

HCwDB News Update: I.S.I.S.

Worst foursome everYeah, it’s these tools again, whom I dub “Idiots Standing In Sausage-party”.

We must keep calm, put our thinking caps on, and devise a come-from-behind victory.

Son.

# posted by admin
10:55 am September, 4 Capt. James T. Douche said...

HEY JACKASSES!!

When your done jerking off taking selfies finish making my fucking sandwich already!!!

11:02 am September, 4 Dickie Fingers said...

The nice thing here is she is getting ready to puke her rancid bluefish dinner all over him.

11:03 am September, 4 Dickie Fingers said...

I wouldn’t mess with the guy with the blue hair. He has a tattoo of a skull with a knife through it.

1:18 pm September, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Douchebags abound and yet not a Hot Chick to be found.

1:19 pm September, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

In case anyone missed it, there is actually a new post on the homepage.

6:49 pm September, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Stackhouse could kick all their asses with both dicks tied behind his back

6:50 pm September, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Bass lessons went horribly wrong when the click machine got stuck at 210 beats per minute

9:16 pm September, 4 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

ISIS called. They saw this pic and realized our infidel society is headed for its own destruction. They will no longer capture and behead journalist and will instead go back to misinterpreting the Koran and fucking goats.

10:00 pm September, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dark Sock done won’t post my Islamabags pic. Don’t give up Sons. I’ma not getting my head chopped off..and shit.
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Stooned

1:02 am September, 5 hermit said...

Aloha Akbar! Fear not. This scourge will not stand. Stevie Wonder and Clarence Carter did not give their lives in vain.
If you or a loved worked in shipyards and has suffered from mesothelioma call 1 888-1965 toll free.
Fuck risperdall.
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Our unquestioned leader had much on his plate, marshaling a legion of gallant crusaders numbering in the mid to high single digits.

5:28 pm September, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Finger scissors don’t cut off heads, yo.

5:54 pm September, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ DarkSock
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Lemme know if you need more pics. I can dump a load on you.
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Wait, that didn’t come out right. Well yeah it did come out right but it just wasn’t in the right vein. No, not that vein. Aw fucck it, I give up.

5:55 pm September, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Any chance we can send these four over and then get their passports revoked?

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