Monday, March 7, 2005

NickelBone just wants you to know…

of Nickelbackian proportions…that nobody – nobody – rocks harder than NickelBack, Son. Except maybe Winger.

I wonder what the girls are thinking as they stare vacantly into the dark recesses of the club, pondering what could have been?

Here’s a free shame boner for hanging in there.  You’re welcome…I think.

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11:14 am August, 19 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Brazillian Emo Hulk finds mate in Shame Boner! Name their spawn “Hindenburg”. Oh, the humanity…

11:49 am August, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I co-managed a punk band in the late 70s named “Shame Boner.” They once played CBGB’s with 2 other groups called “Shit Fingers,” and “Jackie O’s Twat.”
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Their playlist was short, I think they only had 3-4 songs. “Queef Dreams,” “Nun Cum,” “Grandma’s Pussy,” and “Jew Finger Bang.”

12:28 pm August, 19 Et Tu Douche? said...

@DW,

What’s this I hear about some of them AC casinos shutting down? Poor management?

1:42 pm August, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My old dog is waiting for the vet to come put her down today. When she saw this picture she barked, “End it. End it now!”

2:26 pm August, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My old dog said I could finish her bottle of narcotics. Stooooned by noon.

2:33 pm August, 19 Charles Douchewin said...

Hairlick Dorfman’s True Blood cosplay makes me want to expose him to the light.
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And by light, I mean his Mom.

4:55 pm August, 19 Et Tu Douche? said...

True Story:
After witnessing this photo, I headed out on my appointed rounds. After I got out of the car I gambled & lost and by lost I mean sharted. It was either the affect of this photo or possibly the undercooked ribs I ate last night.
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@Rev
Sorry to hear about your dog, it’s tough to watch’em suffer and even tougher to make the ultimate decision.

6:27 pm August, 19 G$ said...

His roots are showing. That means his drapes don’t match the carpet on his grapes.

7:21 pm August, 19 Dickie Fingers said...

Sorry about the old dog Rev. I remember when you hijacked the site and posted her picture.

7:43 pm August, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I made a memorial video of the soon to be injected dog a while ago. I’ll send it to Dark Sock. It’s touching.

7:50 pm August, 19 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

These three have reached the highest level of stoned…..complete and total brain damage.
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And some serious dude-faces on the “ladies”
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My condolences Rev, that is tough.

10:01 pm August, 19 hermit said...

I’m starting a prayer vigil for the Rev’s dog.
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Dear merciful Lord, please excuse my drunkenness and accept the Rev’s faithgful companmion into your ample bosom and forgive him/her for pooping on the carpet and shit.
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amen

12:46 am August, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My dear sweet Bunny, the world’s greatest 14 year old Golden Retriever (respect), has gone to meet the cousin I banged in sweet Heaven. She was treated to three huge slices of the world’s greatest pizza and syringe fed a weak solution of water, Everclear, and phenobarbitol to ease her pain while I hoarded most of her narcotics for the ensuing depression as the vets housecalled her to melancholy Death.
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Never more sweet girl to travel with me and Lenny. Left with Al the one legged-biker to be burned, urned, and returned at the pet cemetery.
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I saved her last solid stool as a memento.
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Go to the light stinky old princess.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BEZu8RAGwk
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Fucking four legged retards.

1:41 am August, 20 G$ said...

Sorry your dogs dead.

9:46 am August, 20 Charles Douchewin said...

My condolences, Rev. 14 years, with countless contact highs, is a damn good run.
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This is a rap, with a dog:
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6:06 pm August, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Rev
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Stayed as stoned as you can for the next few days. Making the ultimate decision for a loyal companion is never easy. Hell, cry like a 2 year old with a skinned knee if it makes you feel better. I ain’t judgin’.

6:24 pm August, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

AC’s been doomed since them Injun’s opened them Casinos in Connecticut and on that Injun restoration somewheres in East Jabip, NY. And then the final nail in the AC coffin happened when the Sands opened up in Bethlehem, PA.
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Then ya got the Empire Casino at the Yonkers Race Track, where back in the day me and Joey Kneecaps hit 10 for 10 on a full days card by havin Skinny D’Amato threatenin the jockeys with a Puñetear el culó. In any language it gets results, Na mean?
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So nowadays the Skells in the Tri-State area can drive a lot less to get to gaming. Plus these three j’drools in the picture make they typical AC visitor look like English royalty. Or some shit.
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So your straights and gays with all a the dispendable income ain’t showin up at the Revel or the other class joints because lowlifes abound. Abound, I says.
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Plus the local politicos were too greedy and skimmed way to much from these joints. If the families was runnin things in AC you’d be sure as shootin there wouldn’t be no Casinos goin outta business.
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The lesson here is anytime the so-called legit elements and the government run things they wind up gettin 86’ed. Just like New York fugazied Off-Track Betting. Can you imagine bein the book and losin your shirt?
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I can tell you this much my friends, the old-timers like Mervyn the Finger and 52nd Street Irwin is turning over in their graves. If there were some a them proper Jews runnin things in with the families AC would be just Jake,

8:38 pm August, 20 Vin Douchal said...

These one hit wonders were feeling Jake. Look where it got them, the cutout dust bin:
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Joe Boxers
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Vegas hasn’t been all that hurt by the plethora of Indian casinos in California. Sure there’s a good one 18 miles from me in San Berdu but the advantage is all Vegas’
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Postcards arrive daily offering three free nights, $100-300 in free play, free concerts/shows, free meals and best of all you get comped drinks when “playing”. What’s a three hour drive to stand in the way of a good time? Those mooks back east are the laziest fucks.
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You can feel the pull of Las Vegas anytime you merge onto the 15 freeway
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Fucking Indian casinos want $200 a night. For what? Costs $50 in gas round trip, set the cruise control to 85 MPH and groove to Sirius’ blues channel , next thing you know, you’re handing a fin to a valet and rolling the bones …

8:45 pm August, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Also:
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If you’re a baseball fan, as in know your Sabermetrics and read the box scores daily, Fangraphs’ has a hilarious experiment with the “Out of the Park” simulator game. Dude takes a team made up of one payer for the entire roster
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The four teams in the CBL (Clone Baseball League) are:
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• The Adam Dunns
• The Dee Gordons
• The Bartolo Colons
• The Koji Ueharas
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Complete with a few comical box scores including a 164-12 shellacking by the Dunns over the Gordons
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Worth a click HERE
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Eephus

12:28 am August, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Thanks guys. Al the one-legged biker got her urned real good and fast with a glossy maple finish. She’s on the mantle now and I’m exhausted.
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The Box and I picked her up in the box a few hours ago and hot boxed her ashes with Al’s wife Tina, a childhood friend of mine with serious bi-polar issues.
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Wonderful life experience to have had her, and to have the residual morphine is priceless.
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She had enough of the Mooslims cutting heads off and shit.
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12:39 pm August, 21 Dickie Fingers said...

Nicklebone is actually the name of their business plan. They are going to make up for the low price with volume.

11:46 pm August, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Vegas is Vegas. AC is Cleveland.

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