Thursday, April 14, 2005
Fraiku – Drunk Sock Front Page Hi-Jack Edition (my bad)
This here spectacle
Exceeds my grasp of English;
Please help me out. Sons.
The Dude said…
Married…with Children
Great Theme for Costume Party
If you look like Al.
crazed aborigine said…
The blonde wears a smirk
since the gyroscope was put
in Katy’s monkey hole
DoucheyWallnuts said…
Leather Adidas
Pants are a no-no always
Bleeths are no excuse
Charles Douchewin said…
Later, the ghosts of
Dean Martin, and Cary Grant
kicked his ass, backstage.
hermit said…
What do the girls like?
This dude has found the secret:
Chipmunk-fur hair plugs
Capt. James T. Douche said…
Pop tart Bleeths frolic
With Nordic bag of sketchy
Sexuality
Vin Douchal said…
Katy Perry’s boobs
Katy Perry’s awesome boobs
Katy Perry’s boobs
Dark Sock has assumed
Control. Dark Sock has assumed
Control. Why not me?
Married…with Children
Great Theme for Costume Party
If you look like Al.
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http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11111/111116692/3228203-0446805799-al_bun.jpeg
The blonde wears a smirk
since the gyroscope was put
in Katy’s monkey hole
Confusion takes hold
threesomes are gang aft agley
who will wear strapon?
Moschino means douche
in every language but
Canadian, Sons
Is that Ted Leo with Katy Perry (and a blonde Thai ladyboy)?
Is “Egotastic” Europe-talk for “Douche?”
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Either way, I’d anointy anointy Katy Perry’s Fun Puppies with my Wand of Rapture. Anointy anointy, I says.
Leather Adidas
Pants are a no-no always
Bleeths are no excuse
Two sets of knockers
Are a terrible thing to
Waste on this douchebag
Bottle Blonde Tranny
Has a sheepish grin on face
And renoB in pants
Is that Ted Leo?
Who the fuck is Ted Leo?
Look at Katy’s tits
Look at Katy’s tits!
Goinpeace he’s nottadouche?
Look at Katy’s tits!
Later, the ghosts of
Dean Martin, and Cary Grant
kicked his ass, backstage.
Who would have thought that
arthurkade.com would last
longer than this site?
I for one was shocked.
Repent now Ye Sinners!
For Hair-lock Combs has arrived.
Fear no Alien, Fear no Diablo,
His Concubine spew his devil word to the masses,
His bait? …backstage passes…..
Blonde whore’s monkey hole
ain’t had a day of rest since
“text” became a verb
What do the girls like?
This dude has found the secret:
Chipmunk-fur hair plugs
Pop tart Bleeths frolic
With Nordic bag of sketchy
Sexuality
The nail next to the
Glory hole is where one does
Place their fedora
(If I’m reading his shirt correctly)
I really don’t care
That she rolls with ass goblins
Katy gives Renob
Little did they know
That his bottle service was
Covered by NAMBLA
Now Katy moves on
Russ Brand and John Mayer, out
Searches out fag hags
Little known factoid
Katy’s marvelous twat where
Nutrasweet© comes from
Euro fashion show
Features shit no one would wear
Past age of seven
Lest us not forget
Elmo motorboated them
Long before Mayer
Super Bowl halftime
Gyroscope in Goodell’s ‘hole
Closed the deal for Kate
Katy Perry’s boobs
Katy Perry’s awesome boobs
Katy Perry’s boobs
Katy adjusts the
The gyroscope that’s planted
In her monkey hole
Dark Sock has assumed
Control. Dark Sock has assumed
Control. Why not me?
Katy Perry and blonde
Anne Hathaway fill my skin
Sack with foul sex juice.
Katie always smiles
When the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
It’s a long, long, long
Time before the dawn. Heayaaaaaah
Something going on……
^^^^^^@@Charles Douchewin and
Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche.
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I fucking forgot that I was accused of acedemic misconduct by my thesis supervisor last night. Dude was down to report us. A soberish and legal response in good spirits a moment later got him to look at the papers again, only to realize that I changed just enough of the assignment I wrote for Mrs. Kroeger 5 years ago. Fuck you. But it’s all good now. A buzz in time saves nine. And fuck you you Turn-it-In. Too powerful a tool to get people in shit.
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Almost cut my hair. Happened just the other day. I was feeling kind of low. I’m going fucking skiing again this being the man shit is rubbing my left penis the wrong way.
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Peace Brothers. Discover your reality.
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Feel the Age of Aqu
Arius, Sons. It is upon
My peaceful skin bag.
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I’ve been gooned since noon. 9
If we all listened
For an hour, we may be freed.
But fate favours none.
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Listen to gospel
Sons. We got to get ourselves
Back to the Garden.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjbq6K2ziDQ
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Filthy Hippies
Am I too fucking
Old to say chill. I think
So. CSNY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0NjZrPX-l0
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STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEDD?
DarkSock drinks and posts;
Fails to climb in Time Machine,
2005…? No…
DarkSock Troubleshoots;
Still drunk; can’t figure out how
To get to ’05
Long time no visit
Don’t tell me the site is dead
The douche must not win.
@ Rev
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Holy shit! Your thesis supervisor must be a total dickhead. Most of the time they want to make sure you pass unless you go and do something like fucck their wife while setting their house one fire after emptying their bank account before blowing up their car. Not that I tried any of that …Oh look, is that a badger over there!
Still photo from a
Beer commercial shot in Hell
Where Bleeths spoon with gays
What is Katy Perry doing with this Dbag.
Katy Perry + Dbags = Nice music