Thursday, April 14, 2005

Fraiku – Drunk Sock Front Page Hi-Jack Edition (my bad)

game of turdsThis here spectacle
Exceeds my grasp of English;
Please help me out. Sons.

The Dude said…

Married…with Children
Great Theme for Costume Party
If you look like Al.

crazed aborigine said…

The blonde wears a smirk
since the gyroscope was put
in Katy’s monkey hole

DoucheyWallnuts said…

Leather Adidas
Pants are a no-no always
Bleeths are no excuse

Charles Douchewin said…

Later, the ghosts of
Dean Martin, and Cary Grant
kicked his ass, backstage.

hermit said…

What do the girls like?
This dude has found the secret:
Chipmunk-fur hair plugs

Pop tart Bleeths frolic
With Nordic bag of sketchy
Sexuality

Vin Douchal said…

Katy Perry’s boobs
Katy Perry’s awesome boobs
Katy Perry’s boobs

Dark Sock has assumed
Control. Dark Sock has assumed
Control. Why not me?

 

 

# posted by DarkSock
4:02 am March, 25 The Dude said...

Married…with Children
Great Theme for Costume Party
If you look like Al.
.
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11111/111116692/3228203-0446805799-al_bun.jpeg

2:11 pm March, 25 crazed aborigine said...

The blonde wears a smirk
since the gyroscope was put
in Katy’s monkey hole

2:19 pm March, 25 crazed aborigine said...

Confusion takes hold
threesomes are gang aft agley
who will wear strapon?

3:01 pm March, 25 Dickie Fingers said...

Moschino means douche
in every language but
Canadian, Sons

5:50 pm March, 25 FredN. said...

Is that Ted Leo with Katy Perry (and a blonde Thai ladyboy)?

6:38 pm March, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Is “Egotastic” Europe-talk for “Douche?”
.
Either way, I’d anointy anointy Katy Perry’s Fun Puppies with my Wand of Rapture. Anointy anointy, I says.

6:40 pm March, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Leather Adidas
Pants are a no-no always
Bleeths are no excuse

6:41 pm March, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Two sets of knockers
Are a terrible thing to
Waste on this douchebag

6:43 pm March, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Bottle Blonde Tranny
Has a sheepish grin on face
And renoB in pants

6:45 pm March, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Is that Ted Leo?
Who the fuck is Ted Leo?
Look at Katy’s tits

9:47 pm March, 25 Charles Douchewin said...

Look at Katy’s tits!
Goinpeace he’s nottadouche?
Look at Katy’s tits!

9:55 pm March, 25 Charles Douchewin said...

Later, the ghosts of
Dean Martin, and Cary Grant
kicked his ass, backstage.

11:52 pm March, 25 douche equis said...

Who would have thought that
arthurkade.com would last
longer than this site?

I for one was shocked.

1:19 am March, 26 Ayneeda Douche said...

Repent now Ye Sinners!
For Hair-lock Combs has arrived.
Fear no Alien, Fear no Diablo,
His Concubine spew his devil word to the masses,
His bait? …backstage passes…..

10:56 am March, 26 hermit said...

Blonde whore’s monkey hole
ain’t had a day of rest since
“text” became a verb

10:58 am March, 26 hermit said...

What do the girls like?
This dude has found the secret:
Chipmunk-fur hair plugs

11:21 am March, 26 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Pop tart Bleeths frolic
With Nordic bag of sketchy
Sexuality

11:27 am March, 26 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The nail next to the
Glory hole is where one does
Place their fedora

(If I’m reading his shirt correctly)

11:29 am March, 26 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I really don’t care
That she rolls with ass goblins
Katy gives Renob

11:34 am March, 26 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Little did they know
That his bottle service was
Covered by NAMBLA

2:33 pm March, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Now Katy moves on
Russ Brand and John Mayer, out
Searches out fag hags

2:34 pm March, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Little known factoid
Katy’s marvelous twat where
Nutrasweet© comes from

2:35 pm March, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Euro fashion show
Features shit no one would wear
Past age of seven

2:37 pm March, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Lest us not forget
Elmo motorboated them
Long before Mayer

2:40 pm March, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Super Bowl halftime
Gyroscope in Goodell’s ‘hole
Closed the deal for Kate

2:44 pm March, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Katy Perry’s boobs
Katy Perry’s awesome boobs
Katy Perry’s boobs

2:54 pm March, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Katy adjusts the
The gyroscope that’s planted
In her monkey hole

4:33 pm March, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dark Sock has assumed
Control. Dark Sock has assumed
Control. Why not me?

6:28 pm March, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Katy Perry and blonde
Anne Hathaway fill my skin
Sack with foul sex juice.

6:30 pm March, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Katie always smiles
When the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

11:19 pm March, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It’s a long, long, long
Time before the dawn. Heayaaaaaah
Something going on……

11:57 pm March, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^^^^^^@@Charles Douchewin and
Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche.
.
I fucking forgot that I was accused of acedemic misconduct by my thesis supervisor last night. Dude was down to report us. A soberish and legal response in good spirits a moment later got him to look at the papers again, only to realize that I changed just enough of the assignment I wrote for Mrs. Kroeger 5 years ago. Fuck you. But it’s all good now. A buzz in time saves nine. And fuck you you Turn-it-In. Too powerful a tool to get people in shit.
.
Almost cut my hair. Happened just the other day. I was feeling kind of low. I’m going fucking skiing again this being the man shit is rubbing my left penis the wrong way.
.
Peace Brothers. Discover your reality.
.

12:39 am March, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Feel the Age of Aqu
Arius, Sons. It is upon
My peaceful skin bag.
.
I’ve been gooned since noon. 9

12:47 am March, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If we all listened
For an hour, we may be freed.
But fate favours none.
.
Listen to gospel
Sons. We got to get ourselves
Back to the Garden.
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjbq6K2ziDQ
.
Filthy Hippies

1:04 am March, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Am I too fucking
Old to say chill. I think
So. CSNY
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0NjZrPX-l0
.
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEDD?

2:04 am March, 27 DarkSock said...

DarkSock drinks and posts;
Fails to climb in Time Machine,
2005…? No…

2:07 am March, 27 admin said...

DarkSock Troubleshoots;
Still drunk; can’t figure out how
To get to ’05

3:33 am March, 27 Only Women Bleeth said...

Long time no visit
Don’t tell me the site is dead
The douche must not win.

3:52 pm March, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Rev
.
Holy shit! Your thesis supervisor must be a total dickhead. Most of the time they want to make sure you pass unless you go and do something like fucck their wife while setting their house one fire after emptying their bank account before blowing up their car. Not that I tried any of that …Oh look, is that a badger over there!

5:41 pm March, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Still photo from a
Beer commercial shot in Hell
Where Bleeths spoon with gays

10:26 am July, 13 Xenon Lights said...

What is Katy Perry doing with this Dbag.

10:28 am July, 13 Solar Fence said...

Katy Perry + Dbags = Nice music

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