Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Fourth o’ Fraiku

what IS he pointing atUnder-Age Frolics
In the shallow end of the
Gene Pool…filter’s clogged

She don’t have no tits
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

The Dude said…

Skanky Rehab girls
Drink Bud Lite in a soiled pool
Great day for this douche

Wheezer said…

He is pointing at
the underwater caverns
he’ll never explore.

Vin Douchal said…

Can we ask the drought
To dry up the ReHab pool
Then scrape off the trash

Confused bag points to
Floater he let slip out, things
Went all Caddyshack

Magnum Douche P.I. said…

Better check the skanks’
I.D.’s Jason. Fifteen will
get you twenty bro.

Charles Douchewin said…

Two twos ain’t a four.
Unless you use douche-math, where
five twos ARE a “10”.

Dickey Fingers said…

What kind of dental
nightmare is the tatted chick
attempting to hide?

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

Liposuction from
Jill Largewoman could help these
two quite immensely.

Et Tu Douche? said…

Under-Age Frolic
Body Tat claims Wildest
Meth!, hell of a drug.

DoucheyWallnuts said…

Lolita Largeman
Languishes in the “B” Pool
Thanks to her huge Gunt

DoucheyWallnuts said…

Crapping in this pool
Would actually improve
Picture quality

 

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3:54 am July, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She don’t have no tits
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

12:53 pm July, 3 The Dude said...

Skanky Rehab girls
Drink Bud Lite in a soiled pool
Great day for this douche

3:40 pm July, 3 Wheezer said...

Tatted means eighteen,
so I guess it’s safe to say
his brain contains ink.

3:41 pm July, 3 Wheezer said...

IQ joke^^ for the uninitiated.

3:42 pm July, 3 Wheezer said...

He’s pointing at the
place where he sharted. “Right there;
last night’s Taco Bell.”

3:44 pm July, 3 Wheezer said...

“Wild West,” eh, honey?
East side’s hidden, and northern
hills show erosion.

3:45 pm July, 3 Wheezer said...

No more math questions?
Damn, I liked arithmetic.
State capitals next?

3:49 pm July, 3 Wheezer said...

“Saul Walker” poses
as lookalike for dead guy;
IQ “Eight Below.”

3:51 pm July, 3 Wheezer said...

Young ladies catch on^^,
Saul points as game goes down drain
Fast and Furious.

3:54 pm July, 3 Wheezer said...

He is pointing at
the underwater caverns
he’ll never explore.

4:08 pm July, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Meth, Bud Light™, Certs mints™
K-Y Jelly ™Fritos chips™
Hidden in their twats

4:10 pm July, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Toxic skank on left
Cum target square part dyed red
Raise your standards, bub

4:13 pm July, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Can we ask the drought
To dry up the ReHab pool
Then scrape off the trash

4:15 pm July, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Local business state
Hardest job in Vegas is
Pool man on Mondays

8:58 pm July, 3 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Confused bag points to
Floater he let slip out, things
Went all Caddyshack

9:01 pm July, 3 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This picture makes me
Wonder… Why can’t there be shark
Attacks in Vegas?

4:29 am July, 4 The Dude said...

Vegas pool sharks won’t
go anywhere near this swamp;
Nothing to win here

1:30 pm July, 4 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Better check the skanks’
I.D.’s Jason. Fifteen will
get you twenty bro.

8:23 pm July, 4 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Creature from the Black
Lagoon still enjoys underage
Sapien poon tang.

8:15 pm July, 5 Et Tu Douche? said...

Under-Age Frolic
Dad’s waiting in the tool shed
Shame and loathing.

1:55 am July, 6 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Roto Rooter guy
from the last Fraiku can’t clean
the poo from this clog!

3:18 pm July, 6 Dickey Fingers said...

“I know they are twos,
but what are the odds pictures
find their way to ‘net?”

5:28 pm July, 6 Charles Douchewin said...

Two twos ain’t a four.
Unless you use douche-math, where
five twos ARE a “10”.

6:08 pm July, 6 Dickey Fingers said...

What kind of dental
nightmare is the tatted chick
attempting to hide?

8:01 pm July, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Existential point
at zeros leaves us asking
how to divide them.

8:04 pm July, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Liposuction from
Jill Largewoman could help these
two quite immensely.

6:20 am July, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Anorexic douchebags
And I’m sure some of them are
Nice people too…Son.

11:28 am July, 7 Dickey Fingers said...

Classy FSU
QB punches jump offs face
she ordered water.

5:17 pm July, 7 Et Tu Douche? said...

Under-Age Frolic
Body Tat claims Wildest
Meth!, hell of a drug.

6:30 pm July, 7 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

“I shart, therefore I
am.” Bro and the two skanks wax
philosophical.

9:52 pm July, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Lolita Largeman
Languishes in the “B” Pool
Thanks to her huge Gunt

9:54 pm July, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Lolita Largeman’s
Heine Cheeks are so big they
Show on Google Earth

9:56 pm July, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Lolita Largeman’s
Best move is hiding her face;
Cute fat girl myth lives

9:58 pm July, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Bulimic Beth Ann
Can’t hide yellow teeth, paunchy
Gut that Kent points at

10:01 pm July, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Oh, how I miss days
When insulted Bleeths threatened
Site. “Take picture down!”

3:33 am July, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

summers lease tho short
encompasses humanity
ensconced in sure death

3:41 pm July, 8 Dickey Fingers said...

Lolita Laegeman
puts in the extra effort
in the buffet line

11:45 pm July, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

What the fuck did Bill
Cosby do that none of us
Have done. Am i right!

11:46 pm July, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Is it wrong that I
Think the now 12 year old blonde
Neighbour is young poon?

12:18 am July, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I saw longboarding
Chick in equestrian gear.
Crazy fucking kids.

9:59 pm July, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Is ‘Shrimping’ the new
‘Frottage,’ or just passing fad?
Asking for a friend…

10:36 pm July, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Two pale Bleeths kill wood
Twice as fast as one pale Bleeth
Troy will soon find out

10:37 pm July, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Pissing in this pool
Would actually improve
Water quality

10:44 pm July, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Crapping in this pool
Would actually improve
Picture quality

1:00 am July, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Ottawa Rough
Riders are now the RedBlack
What the fuck is that?

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