Friday, April 15, 2005
Fraiku
“Hey, gals…who wants an
Alabama Hot Pocket?**”
**Do not look that up…
The Shotti Brothers
Love Famiglia. Like shorn
Chests, the ladies chafe?
hermit said…
Ladies on the right
Put the “good” in Good Friday
Unleavened pressed breast
Vin Douchal said…
Can this entire group
Contract her chlamydia
Sharing pube razor?
Magnum Douche P.I. said…
Middle bimbo’s boobs
sure do bring to mind Michael
Strahan’s two front teeth
DoucheyWallnuts said…
Trashy Bleeth on left’s
Boobs are so far apart , my
ReboB fits longways
Wheezer said…
“There’s no ‘i’ in ‘team,’
but there’s still ‘meat,’ bro!” Douchebag
spelling bee success.
Dickie Fingers said…
Boobs were installed by
a wall-eyed surgeon named Biff
at least he likes them.
Charles Douchewin said…
Wall-eyed! Reminds me
to confess my lingering
crush on Clementine.
The Dude said…
Wide b(.)—–(.)bie girl has
Two of my favorite things
I hope she can’t speak.
The Shotti Brothers
Love Famiglia. Like shorn
Chests, the ladies chafe?
Growing Up Shotti.
All three know they’d tag-team
Splooge tummy. Gooooooo Team.
I see London, I
See France. I smell drug resistant
STI’s in pants.
Being voted Miss
Team only second worst name
She was ever called.
What’s a little
Throat gonorrheah between
Famiglia, son.
Ladies on the right
Put the “good” in Good Friday
Unleavened pressed breast
Six New Jersey twats
Waste this year’s pension payout
Penny slots, shit drinks
She banged the whole team
All she got for her efforts
Was sash and V.D.
“YO!! LONG LIVE JETER”
Toast gets Gyroscope tattoo
Tossed from every bar
Can this entire group
Contract her chlamydia
Sharing pube razor?
You would need a huge
cockk to titty-fuckk bolt-on
bimbo in middle
Middle bimbo’s boobs
sure do bring to mind Michael
Strahan’s two front teeth
Bieber outgrew the
Red hat douchebag look, dumb fuck
The bleeths should know this.
Trashy Bleeth on left’s
Boobs are so far apart , my
ReboB fits longways
Can’t mock Trashy Bleeths
Because they give me renoBs
Douchebags cannot quell
Bleeth on right grabs friends
Arm, see sapphic overtones
I have a problem…
Flemiglia – the
urbandictionary says,
“Disease of the choad.”
“There’s no ‘i’ in ‘team,’
but there’s still ‘meat,’ bro!” Douchebag
spelling bee success.
‘Bama Hot Pocket?
Roll Tide…..and Clorox to clean
these ‘bags from my sight.
It’s twenty-fifteen;
‘bags still Jiffy Poppin’ the
ball caps? Be bald, bruh.
Bros’ hands hover o’er
babes, but touch each other and
drinks. ‘No homo?” Suuuuure…..
The antennae are
Satan’s work. Ditch pigs est the
Gelato off balls.
Once in the odd soft
Century, the shoeman doth
Purr, on my big balls.
Frank Gehry hired for
Facebook campus. Dark Sock says…
He can lick my balls.
What? Not hippie ‘nough?
Damn you DW!
Crosby, Stills, and Balls.
.
David Crosby doth
The potent drugs and tripping
Whilst singing Pop tunes
CSNY sucks
Smelly hippies singing folk
Songs that sound alike
The 60s gave us
Loser generation of
Hippies and Commies
But the Seventies
Gave progressive rock spawning
Great Umphrey’s McGee
Boobs were installed by
a wall-eyed surgeon named Biff
at least he likes them.
Wall-eyed! Reminds me
to confess my lingering
crush on Clementine.
The 80’s taught us
That Greed is Good – Just say No!
I’m Reaganing here!
Baby Boomers are
Responsible for Douche Culture
And The Jersey Boys
I had a dream that
Rev Chad skied Katy Perry’s
Boobs and Mons, with glee
Rev Chad is back in
Vermont. I’d give Katy the
Chicago Sunroof.
.
Damn you Father Time
!
These people don’t bug
Me much since I fell out of
Top demographic.
Jay Peak is full of
Orthodox Jews. Can’t tell till
Waterpark schvitz smocks on.
Jay Peak is full of
Orthodox Jews. Can’t tell till
Schvitz frocks are donned.
The Rev sure goes on
a lot of vacations. I
need to get his job
Wide b(.)—–(.)bie girl has
Two of my favorite things
I hope she can’t speak.
Orthodox Jews don’t
Have fun since the Yarmulke
Was put on their head
Orthodox Jews don’t
Have fun since the Mikvah Bath
Washed their private parts
Orthodox Jews can’t
Have an Anteater since the
Circumcision knife
Orthodox Jews’ Beards
Smell like matzoh and herring
Even whilst skiing
Orthodox Jews don’t
Use the Monkeyhole on Shabbos
Unless through the sheet
Orthodox Jew broads
Wear the sheitel on their heads
And don’t like schmeckle
I’m gonna Go Pro
Jews for Douchey Wallnuts. Try
To get some young poon.
http://wallpaperspicturesphotos.com/debby-ryan/
http://wallpaperspicturesphotos.com/kendra-sunderland-oregon-state-library-girl/
I’d like to know if
Alabama Hot Pocket
Involves Hard Anal
I’d like to know if
Alabama Hot Pocket
Will give me renoBs
RenoBs that enter
Alabama Hot Pockets
leave with STIs.
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