Friday, April 15, 2005

Fraiku

vinnie with bros“Hey, gals…who wants an
Alabama Hot Pocket?**”
**Do not look that up…

The Shotti Brothers
Love Famiglia. Like shorn
Chests, the ladies chafe?

hermit said…

Ladies on the right
Put the “good” in Good Friday
Unleavened pressed breast

Vin Douchal said…

Can this entire group
Contract her chlamydia
Sharing pube razor?

Magnum Douche P.I. said…

Middle bimbo’s boobs
sure do bring to mind Michael
Strahan’s two front teeth

DoucheyWallnuts said…

Trashy Bleeth on left’s
Boobs are so far apart , my
ReboB fits longways

Wheezer said…

“There’s no ‘i’ in ‘team,’
but there’s still ‘meat,’ bro!” Douchebag
spelling bee success.

Dickie Fingers said…

Boobs were installed by
a wall-eyed surgeon named Biff
at least he likes them.

Charles Douchewin said…

Wall-eyed! Reminds me
to confess my lingering
crush on Clementine.

The Dude said…

Wide b(.)—–(.)bie girl has
Two of my favorite things
I hope she can’t speak.

 

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4:38 am April, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Shotti Brothers
Love Famiglia. Like shorn
Chests, the ladies chafe?

4:41 am April, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Growing Up Shotti.
All three know they’d tag-team
Splooge tummy. Gooooooo Team.

4:44 am April, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I see London, I
See France. I smell drug resistant
STI’s in pants.

4:45 am April, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Being voted Miss
Team only second worst name
She was ever called.

4:46 am April, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

What’s a little
Throat gonorrheah between
Famiglia, son.

9:23 am April, 3 hermit said...

Ladies on the right
Put the “good” in Good Friday
Unleavened pressed breast

3:13 pm April, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Six New Jersey twats
Waste this year’s pension payout
Penny slots, shit drinks

3:14 pm April, 3 Vin Douchal said...

She banged the whole team
All she got for her efforts
Was sash and V.D.

3:17 pm April, 3 Vin Douchal said...

“YO!! LONG LIVE JETER”
Toast gets Gyroscope tattoo
Tossed from every bar

3:18 pm April, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Can this entire group
Contract her chlamydia
Sharing pube razor?

6:22 pm April, 3 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

You would need a huge
cockk to titty-fuckk bolt-on
bimbo in middle

6:40 pm April, 3 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Middle bimbo’s boobs
sure do bring to mind Michael
Strahan’s two front teeth

4:19 am April, 4 The Dude said...

Bieber outgrew the
Red hat douchebag look, dumb fuck
The bleeths should know this.

1:44 pm April, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Trashy Bleeth on left’s
Boobs are so far apart , my
ReboB fits longways

1:45 pm April, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Can’t mock Trashy Bleeths
Because they give me renoBs
Douchebags cannot quell

1:47 pm April, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Bleeth on right grabs friends
Arm, see sapphic overtones
I have a problem…

3:38 pm April, 4 Wheezer said...

Flemiglia – the
urbandictionary says,
“Disease of the choad.”

3:41 pm April, 4 Wheezer said...

“There’s no ‘i’ in ‘team,’
but there’s still ‘meat,’ bro!” Douchebag
spelling bee success.

3:44 pm April, 4 Wheezer said...

‘Bama Hot Pocket?
Roll Tide…..and Clorox to clean
these ‘bags from my sight.

3:47 pm April, 4 Wheezer said...

It’s twenty-fifteen;
‘bags still Jiffy Poppin’ the
ball caps? Be bald, bruh.

3:49 pm April, 4 Wheezer said...

Bros’ hands hover o’er
babes, but touch each other and
drinks. ‘No homo?” Suuuuure…..

12:47 am April, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The antennae are
Satan’s work. Ditch pigs est the
Gelato off balls.

12:48 am April, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Once in the odd soft
Century, the shoeman doth
Purr, on my big balls.

12:50 am April, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Frank Gehry hired for
Facebook campus. Dark Sock says…
He can lick my balls.

1:24 am April, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

What? Not hippie ‘nough?
Damn you DW!
Crosby, Stills, and Balls.
.

1:15 pm April, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

David Crosby doth
The potent drugs and tripping
Whilst singing Pop tunes

1:21 pm April, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

CSNY sucks
Smelly hippies singing folk
Songs that sound alike

1:34 pm April, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The 60s gave us
Loser generation of
Hippies and Commies

4:08 pm April, 6 Vin Douchal said...

But the Seventies
Gave progressive rock spawning
Great Umphrey’s McGee

4:26 pm April, 6 Dickie Fingers said...

Boobs were installed by
a wall-eyed surgeon named Biff
at least he likes them.

4:57 pm April, 6 Charles Douchewin said...

Wall-eyed! Reminds me
to confess my lingering
crush on Clementine.

5:06 pm April, 6 Charles Douchewin said...

The 80’s taught us
That Greed is Good – Just say No!
I’m Reaganing here!

6:57 pm April, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Baby Boomers are
Responsible for Douche Culture
And The Jersey Boys

7:01 pm April, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I had a dream that
Rev Chad skied Katy Perry’s
Boobs and Mons, with glee

1:28 pm April, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rev Chad is back in
Vermont. I’d give Katy the
Chicago Sunroof.
.
Damn you Father Time
!

1:30 pm April, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

These people don’t bug
Me much since I fell out of
Top demographic.

2:13 pm April, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jay Peak is full of
Orthodox Jews. Can’t tell till
Waterpark schvitz smocks on.

2:14 pm April, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jay Peak is full of
Orthodox Jews. Can’t tell till
Schvitz frocks are donned.

2:23 am April, 8 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

The Rev sure goes on
a lot of vacations. I
need to get his job

4:19 am April, 8 The Dude said...

Wide b(.)—–(.)bie girl has
Two of my favorite things
I hope she can’t speak.

9:40 am April, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Orthodox Jews don’t
Have fun since the Yarmulke
Was put on their head

11:05 am April, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Orthodox Jews don’t
Have fun since the Mikvah Bath
Washed their private parts

11:15 am April, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Orthodox Jews can’t
Have an Anteater since the
Circumcision knife

11:18 am April, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Orthodox Jews’ Beards
Smell like matzoh and herring
Even whilst skiing

11:21 am April, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Orthodox Jews don’t
Use the Monkeyhole on Shabbos
Unless through the sheet

12:37 pm April, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Orthodox Jew broads
Wear the sheitel on their heads
And don’t like schmeckle

8:03 pm April, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m gonna Go Pro
Jews for Douchey Wallnuts. Try
To get some young poon.

8:16 pm April, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d like to know if
Alabama Hot Pocket
Involves Hard Anal

8:17 pm April, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d like to know if
Alabama Hot Pocket
Will give me renoBs

9:05 pm April, 9 Charles Douchewin said...

RenoBs that enter
Alabama Hot Pockets
leave with STIs.
.

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