Fraiku
There in the background
Is Straddles McScissorGirl
Swiping on Tinder…
After a long day’s
Sleep, hookers take selfies for
Night’s online ad.
Bleeths are Scissoring
In background whilst Douchebag macks
On Deb in foreground
Julio shows off
his I.Q. and number of
holes he’ll hit tonight.
Vern says “I’m Okay”
After morning Prancercise
Gotta catch my breath
Hector is angry
since the third stage syphilis
hit his monkeyhole
Experimenting
is good. But Jenny’s got a
bad hypothesis.
Sapphic love hook up
in background interrupted
by texts from boyfriends
After drunk mishap
with bro, this is as far as
anus will constrict.
“The glory hole is
about this big in the men’s
room!” She squirms away.
Scissors girl swipes thru
the lineup of losers on
Her Sapphic Cam Show
After a long day’s
Sleep, hookers take selfies for
Night’s online ad.
Anybody ever
Notice the times of morn I post
Shit.? Need Dilaudin!
She reminds me of
A plump version of my niece.
Gives me a….. EEEYAGHHHH!!!!!!!!!
If I knew that ripped
Lingerie was in this year,
I’d have baked a salve?
Tony been this smart
Since paediatrican took
Him off Ritalin.
If the sidewalk
Towels a-rockin, don’t bother
Knocking. Come on in.
Tinder?
Bleeths are Scissoring
In background whilst Douchebag macks
On Deb in foreground
Angelo showing
Us his girth, ignoring his
Length, which Won’t please Deb
Julio shows off
his I.Q. and number of
holes he’ll hit tonight.
Vern says “I’m Okay”
After morning Prancercise
Gotta catch my breath
Vegas buffet food
Blasting huge fart eruptions
Has torn her chonies
Hector likes to brag
I use zero condoms, meng
Not made small enough
Hector is angry
since the third stage syphilis
hit his monkeyhole
Experimenting
is good. But Jenny’s got a
bad hypothesis.
Jumping Jesus on
a pogo stick. Did Rev ask
us about Tinder?
Vin was right about
Black Jesus, but Prancercise
is so goddamn wrong.
This pic makes me ask:
What has Billy Bob Thornton
done for me lately?
Sapphic love hook up
in background interrupted
by texts from boyfriends
Vegas Motel 6
throws down mad pool party scene.
Said no one ever.
It puts the cottage
cheese in the thighs or it gets
the hose. Lipo hose.
Everyone here
is just soft and doughy now
but in seven years…
After drunk mishap
with bro, this is as far as
anus will constrict.
“So I held it up
to my face like this before
he jizzed in my eye.”
“I have this many
testicles,” he said glumly.
*commits suicide*
Kate’s ugly swimwear
ruins my renob for her.
Kidding. Must spank now.
“Watch this. I’m gonna
flick her reeeeeal hard in the nose.”
*gets ass beat by girl*
“Hehe. I just dropped
Ketamine into her drink.”
*still doesn’t get laid*
“This is how many
orgasms I’ll give this girl.”
*gives three to a dude*
Him: “I got your nose!”
Her: “That’s so not how this works.”
*commits suicide*
“So, guess how many
donuts can fit on my dick?”
About this many.
Are Grandma panties
The new thong? If so, summer
Won’t be as much fun
Thanks for the propers
Mr. Sock. As I get old
I smell more like piss.
You are welcome Rev;
Likewise as I get older
I smell lots more piss
The late 80’s called
It wants its acid washed blue
jean miniskirt back
He has Lou Reed face
she has a load in her pants
perfect together
Classic conundrum.
She prefers length. He prefers
girth. Both left saddened.
“The glory hole is
about this big in the men’s
room!” She squirms away.
It puts self respect
away so it gets the HOs:
Granny-pantie HOs.
Douche shirt (right) drinking
“Mr. White’s Bloody Surprise“:
“TURN YOUR HAT AROUND”
There is a sad new
Trend for hipsters this summer.
Fuck you all! Jacques too.
.
http://fashionablygeek.com/mens-apparel/crocheted-man-shorts-are-sure-to-be-all-the-rage-this-summer/
Reminds me that I
Have not yet had Perino/
Couric threesome. Sons.
Seeing of Mooslem
Wipe ass in gas bar sink no
Paper is a life choice.
When the blacks protest
Things only seen in info age,
I just sing a song.
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qM8vl_lDdY
.
Everybody
Should just quit their fucking whining
And get on with life.
Tony Montana
Thinks his girl’s gotta GREAT ASS!
And it gapes THIS BIG!
Wearing his ‘beater
This Pacino wannabe
Rules the Motel 6
Scissors girl swipes thru
the lineup of losers on
Her Sapphic Cam Show
Things are hoppin’ at
the Travelodge pool party
for Del Taco crew.
The guy on the right
getting tweet from chick on left.
Culture disconnect.
Did somebody say
Gape, as in gaping dirty
Prolapse licking chicks.
.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1231832008
Sideways “OK” sign
Dude, is that even a thing
Douchebag subculture
Them two dykes in back
Selfies while scratching their clits
Sparks fly from pierced hoods
Loner red shorts dude
Bro’s get pics of poolside babes
Know he’s not hittin’
Third Tsarnaev brother
Enjoys tax payer paid spot
Glad he didn’t ‘splode
Mall kiosk Ramon
grips Rachel tightly. Disease
won’t stay in Vegas.
https://instagram.com/p/1d6MRQlT6J/?taken-by=charlottedalessio