Sunday, April 17, 2005

Fraiku

phone check douchesThere in the background
Is Straddles McScissorGirl
Swiping on Tinder…

After a long day’s
Sleep, hookers take selfies for
Night’s online ad.

DoucheyWallnuts said…

Bleeths are Scissoring
In background whilst Douchebag macks
On Deb in foreground

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

Julio shows off
his I.Q. and number of
holes he’ll hit tonight.

Vin Douchal said…

Vern says “I’m Okay”
After morning Prancercise
Gotta catch my breath

Dickie Fingers said…

Hector is angry
since the third stage syphilis
hit his monkeyhole

Charles Douchewin said…

Experimenting
is good. But Jenny’s got a
bad hypothesis.

Magnum Douche P.I. said…

Sapphic love hook up
in background interrupted
by texts from boyfriends

Jacques Doucheteau said…

After drunk mishap
with bro, this is as far as
anus will constrict.

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

“The glory hole is
about this big in the men’s
room!” She squirms away.

The Dude said…

Scissors girl swipes thru
the lineup of losers on
Her Sapphic Cam Show

 

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5:31 am April, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

After a long day’s
Sleep, hookers take selfies for
Night’s online ad.

5:33 am April, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Anybody ever
Notice the times of morn I post
Shit.? Need Dilaudin!

5:35 am April, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She reminds me of
A plump version of my niece.
Gives me a….. EEEYAGHHHH!!!!!!!!!

5:38 am April, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If I knew that ripped
Lingerie was in this year,
I’d have baked a salve?

5:40 am April, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tony been this smart
Since paediatrican took
Him off Ritalin.

5:41 am April, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If the sidewalk
Towels a-rockin, don’t bother
Knocking. Come on in.

5:43 am April, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tinder?

12:32 pm April, 23 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Bleeths are Scissoring
In background whilst Douchebag macks
On Deb in foreground

12:41 pm April, 23 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Angelo showing
Us his girth, ignoring his
Length, which Won’t please Deb

2:58 pm April, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Julio shows off
his I.Q. and number of
holes he’ll hit tonight.

3:10 pm April, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Vern says “I’m Okay”
After morning Prancercise
Gotta catch my breath

3:12 pm April, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Vegas buffet food
Blasting huge fart eruptions
Has torn her chonies

3:14 pm April, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Hector likes to brag
I use zero condoms, meng
Not made small enough

4:31 pm April, 23 Dickie Fingers said...

Hector is angry
since the third stage syphilis
hit his monkeyhole

5:14 pm April, 23 Charles Douchewin said...

Experimenting
is good. But Jenny’s got a
bad hypothesis.

5:16 pm April, 23 Charles Douchewin said...

Jumping Jesus on
a pogo stick. Did Rev ask
us about Tinder?

5:17 pm April, 23 Charles Douchewin said...

Vin was right about
Black Jesus, but Prancercise
is so goddamn wrong.

5:23 pm April, 23 Charles Douchewin said...

This pic makes me ask:
What has Billy Bob Thornton
done for me lately?

5:52 pm April, 23 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Sapphic love hook up
in background interrupted
by texts from boyfriends

5:56 pm April, 23 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Vegas Motel 6
throws down mad pool party scene.
Said no one ever.

5:57 pm April, 23 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

It puts the cottage
cheese in the thighs or it gets
the hose. Lipo hose.

9:37 pm April, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Everyone here
is just soft and doughy now
but in seven years…

9:39 pm April, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

After drunk mishap
with bro, this is as far as
anus will constrict.

9:42 pm April, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

“So I held it up
to my face like this before
he jizzed in my eye.”

9:46 pm April, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

“I have this many
testicles,” he said glumly.
*commits suicide*

9:51 pm April, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Kate’s ugly swimwear
ruins my renob for her.
Kidding. Must spank now.

9:53 pm April, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

“Watch this. I’m gonna
flick her reeeeeal hard in the nose.”
*gets ass beat by girl*

9:55 pm April, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

“Hehe. I just dropped
Ketamine into her drink.”
*still doesn’t get laid*

9:57 pm April, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

“This is how many
orgasms I’ll give this girl.”
*gives three to a dude*

10:00 pm April, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Him: “I got your nose!”
Her: “That’s so not how this works.”
*commits suicide*

10:04 pm April, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

“So, guess how many
donuts can fit on my dick?”
About this many.

10:29 pm April, 23 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Are Grandma panties
The new thong? If so, summer
Won’t be as much fun

12:02 am April, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Thanks for the propers
Mr. Sock. As I get old
I smell more like piss.

12:32 am April, 24 DarkSock said...

You are welcome Rev;
Likewise as I get older
I smell lots more piss

12:55 am April, 24 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

The late 80’s called
It wants its acid washed blue
jean miniskirt back

3:47 pm April, 24 Dickie Fingers said...

He has Lou Reed face
she has a load in her pants
perfect together

5:34 pm April, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Classic conundrum.
She prefers length. He prefers
girth. Both left saddened.

5:36 pm April, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“The glory hole is
about this big in the men’s
room!” She squirms away.

5:54 pm April, 24 Charles Douchewin said...

It puts self respect
away so it gets the HOs:
Granny-pantie HOs.

6:10 pm April, 24 Wheezer said...

Douche shirt (right) drinking
Mr. White’s Bloody Surprise“:
“TURN YOUR HAT AROUND”

7:10 pm April, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

There is a sad new
Trend for hipsters this summer.
Fuck you all! Jacques too.
.
http://fashionablygeek.com/mens-apparel/crocheted-man-shorts-are-sure-to-be-all-the-rage-this-summer/

8:40 pm April, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Reminds me that I
Have not yet had Perino/
Couric threesome. Sons.

8:40 pm April, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Seeing of Mooslem
Wipe ass in gas bar sink no
Paper is a life choice.

8:45 pm April, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

When the blacks protest
Things only seen in info age,
I just sing a song.
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qM8vl_lDdY
.
Everybody
Should just quit their fucking whining
And get on with life.

6:51 pm April, 25 The Dude said...

Tony Montana
Thinks his girl’s gotta GREAT ASS!
And it gapes THIS BIG!

6:53 pm April, 25 The Dude said...

Wearing his ‘beater
This Pacino wannabe
Rules the Motel 6

6:58 pm April, 25 The Dude said...

Scissors girl swipes thru
the lineup of losers on
Her Sapphic Cam Show

7:00 pm April, 25 The Dude said...

Things are hoppin’ at
the Travelodge pool party
for Del Taco crew.

2:01 am April, 26 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

The guy on the right
getting tweet from chick on left.
Culture disconnect.

4:09 pm April, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Did somebody say
Gape, as in gaping dirty
Prolapse licking chicks.
.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1231832008

6:01 pm April, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Sideways “OK” sign
Dude, is that even a thing
Douchebag subculture

6:04 pm April, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Them two dykes in back
Selfies while scratching their clits
Sparks fly from pierced hoods

6:06 pm April, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Loner red shorts dude
Bro’s get pics of poolside babes
Know he’s not hittin’

6:09 pm April, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Third Tsarnaev brother
Enjoys tax payer paid spot
Glad he didn’t ‘splode

6:25 pm April, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Mall kiosk Ramon
grips Rachel tightly. Disease
won’t stay in Vegas.

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