Fraiku
Porch Beef, Denim Jeans:
They all died in the 90’s…
Why not this DoucheBag?
He grew a head fin
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
Faux Hawk takes his kids
to his fave Douche Spot! Will soon
hit on step daughter.
Ed Hardy Har Har said…
There are baleen whales
jealous of her gum line. But
she can’t filter douche.
Faux Hawk Douche knows how
many Monkey Holes his beads
have been pulled out of.
The Dude said…
Faux Hawk Club Guru
Hangin’ with the younger crowd
Gets stuck with the bill
Hey, that old bloated
guy with gray faux hawk is hot !
Said no girl. Ever.
L.S.D. offsets
‘Hawk’s blood pressure medicine
Time for a stroke out
Ben Franklin would weep
Salty fuccen tears if he
Could see this picture
Gristled faux hawk douche
Never leaves the night club scene
Impresses the youngsters
Tommy the Tool and
Oldbag Ron hassle wait staff
for lame Spyon pic
Wheatstalks needs help to
stand for induction into
douchebag Hall of Fame.
Ogling Jerz Bleeths
I forget why we mock them
They make my pants swole
He grew a head fin
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
Rev Chad done finished
One of his theses. Parties
With homely broads.
Gristled faux hawk douche
Never leaves the night club scene
Impresses the youngsters
This douche hell hole is
a couple blocks from me. There
goes the neighborhood!
Faux Hawk Douche knows how
many Monkey Holes his beads
have been pulled out of.
A wise man once said:
Old, drunk and douchey is no
way to go through life
Hey, that old bloated
guy with gray faux hawk is hot !
Said no girl. Ever.
L.S.D. offsets
‘Hawk’s blood pressure medicine
Time for a stroke out
Know something old man?
Your shit clothes, not a good look
He says, “I know, huh?”
I’d love to know what
Ben Franklin thinks about this
Would he bang that Bleeth?
Does Bloaty Fauxhawk
Even know Ben Franklin is
Not new Ed Hardy?
Ben Franklin would weep
Salty fuccen tears if he
Could see this picture
Ben Franklin wants weed legalized worldwide. Force the Mooslems to smoke in those hookers. A stoned Mooslim will get the munchies, chow on brisket, and the world will be as one. If you read in the Bible – Revelation 22 – it talks about the Tree of Life growing on each side of the River of Life. The leaves of the plant would be used to heal the Nations – well why is this PLANT really illegal? Why are we being forced to cut down our old growth forests, throw junk everywhere, and pollute our water and air if there’s a plant that can provide everything we need! Superior Food, Superior Medicine, Superior Fiber, Superior Energy Uses – the list goes on and on! Please research and help set “The People’s Plant” free!
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Anyway. This douche
Does not get the sweet vaped weed.
He gets the Old Hose.
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sons
Oops! Wrong site.
^ Rev for President of Amerika 2016 ? May give Trump some competition
Faux Hawk Club Guru
Hangin’ with the younger crowd
Gets stuck with the bill
Faux Hawk takes his kids
to his fave Douche Spot! Will soon
hit on step daughter.
Tommy the Tool and
Oldbag Ron hassle wait staff
for lame Spyon pic
There are baleen whales
jealous of her gum line. But
she can’t filter douche.
Wheatstalks needs help to
stand for induction into
douchebag Hall of Fame.
Bro happy to leave
“mark” on Wheatstalks’ shirt after
missing smiling bleeth.
Wheatstalks support group
to get over Ed Tardy’s
death a real mixed bag.
“Can I get back to
work now?” asks bleeth after stroll
down amnesia lane.
Wheatstalks remembers
when he could pinch off loaves like
bro is doing now.
Metamucil and
vodka is Wheatstalks favorite
drink of choice now, sons.
Wheatstalks too feeble
to pull mask off Shaggy clone
who stole his walker.
“No sponge bath for you!”
says bleeth after Wheatstalks “grabs”
her before his fall.
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God is bulding an end time spiritual army. Satan and his minions are running to 1000 years in hell and his demons will be forced to hell. FREE THE WEED BEFORE ITS TOO LATE. Obama (Satan) and the Black Pope (Pope) and their FEMA coffins are ready.
The Characteristics of the Lord’s Army are stoned and stoned.
Here are some of the characteristics of the end time army of the Lord.
Stoned and Stoned.
They will be young and old – Joel 2:28
They will be men, women, boys, and girls – Joel 2:28
They will be of every nationality (all flesh) – Joel 2:28
They will be “yielded vessels” – John 3:30
They will be willing – Psalm 110:3
They will seek His face – Psalm 24:6
They will be a part of ushering in the glory of the Lord – Isaiah 60:1
The glory of the Lord will be seen upon them – Isaiah 60:2
They will be militant – Matthew 11:12
They will be mighty – Joel 2:7
They will be skillful – 1 Chronicles 5:18
They will be bold – Joel 2:7
They will be have great faith – Matthew 21:21
They will speak with power and authority – Luke 9:1
They will be fiery ministers – Psalm 104:4
They will do great exploits – Daniel 11:32
They will preach the Gospel of the Kingdom – Matthew 24:14
They will heal the sick, cleanse the leper, raise the dead, and cast out devils – Matthew 10:8
Signs, wonders, and miracles will follow them – Mark 16:20
They will feed and clothe the poor and needy – Matthew 25:35-40
They will have such a love for their heavenly Father – Matthew 22:37
They will love all people, no matter who they are – Matthew 22:39
There will be unity and they will work together – Joel 2:7-8
The Lord’s army will be kingdom minded and have these objectives; loving and knowing Him, souls and destroying the work of Satan (1 John 3:8b). This unity will come from an understanding, that each one has a purpose and a grace from the Father. Every one will walk in their anointing and calling, and they will not fight with one another out of envy and jealousy. The Lord will do away with competition, strife, and envy. This all will happen when we understand that we all have a place and a job to do.
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I’m getting ready to bug out to Israel soon.
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Romney/Sanders 2016
Son.
I fucked up the tank tracks, fuck it all
Hogaaaaaaaaaan!
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^MAcDraft
REV/CHAD 2016
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sons
Beast hails from Up North;
“Rev’rend Chad 2016!!!”
Slouched t’wards Bethlehem…
All I want before
H’armaggeddon is Candice
Cameron Bure, Sons.
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http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1904689/thumbs/o-CANDACE-CAMERON-570.jpg?8
Full Disclosure: Rev
Chad has a horse in the legal
Pot shit. Lenny the Box.
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Shareholders
The future is now, Sons.
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http://www.pueblodispensary.com/products/hash-oil-cartridges-marijuana-honey-oil
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Only thing in more demand than cunt and grain is here.
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Amy Schumer as Leah.
Don’t know whether an old dude
Should fap or puke son.
I’d POUND Amy S.
Any orafice offered
Then pee in a horse
Y’all dead? You bunch of Kardashian watching Muslim homos. I for one have lived past most of my death prognositcaiaitons.
That Obama’s gone all full fucktard on yas. Best be polishing your best scabbards as the Isreali’s are about to give my she-Hebes that there citizenship.
Vacation doldrums
May be responsible for
Regs absentees, Son
Jerz Shore Bleeths are out
In massive numbers which gives
Me massive renoBs
Jerz Shire Bleeths could help
The Rev fight The Grim Reaper
Whilst giving him head
Ogling Jerz Bleeths
I forget why we mock them
They make my pants swole
Jerz Bleeths will suck you
Til you’re cross-eyed if you just
Buy them Mojitos
Revernd Chad is
Fucking Drunk and fucking stooooooneeed!
I bought a sail boat.
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Family outings and
business affairs. Finally
Getting recognition.
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A step up to a
New crowd. Small town yacht club style
Hashtag. Winning. Son.
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http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sailboat/city-of-toronto/siren-17-sailboat/1092647736?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true
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And to sail with
The sweet music of CSN
On Bose Mini shit.
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hai to every one……..