Thursday, April 7, 2005

fraiku

Tony Guidbag macks the hottsBlouse Largeman brings shame
Unto the proud house Largeman…
Eye of Horus scowls…

Jacques Doucheteau said…

Nice camisole, bro.
The fake dog tags don’t distract
need for training bra.

Ed Hardy Har Har said…

Boardwalk Douche woke up,
got dressed in the dark. Too bad
was sister’s closet!

The Dude said…

Bruce Jenner inspired
bi-curious Boardwalk Douche
to change his gender.

Charles Douchewin said…

The eyes on the wall
are unburdened by that, which
we cannot unsee.

DoucheyWallnuts said…

Nigel Pepper Cock
Called to ask for his shirt back
Douche hung up on him

The Dude said…

I wonder if he
Wore cami-flage when he was
On the battlefield.

He don’t wear pasties
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

hermit said…

I’d strain hot water
through Blondie’s sweaty panties
then drink the sweet broth

jonezy said…

Deer in headlights
Has larger IQ than this
Joey Porsch-ette

Vin Douchal said…

New New Jersey look
Newark Blowback Curled Up Poof
Styled in glory holes

Jacques Doucheteau said…

Unearned dog tags and
Jersey blowout will lead to
veteran beating.

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6:37 am February, 5 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Nice camisole, bro.
The fake dog tags don’t distract
need for training bra.

6:40 am February, 5 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Joey Porsche poser
gets freak on with a pre teen.
Wears camie trophy.

6:45 am February, 5 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Unearned dog tags and
Jersey blowout will lead to
veteran beating.

6:48 am February, 5 Jacques Doucheteau said...

The blonde is ultra
bangable. That’s why Jerz pud
scores mere hover hand.

10:36 am February, 5 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Boardwalk Douche woke up,
got dressed in the dark. Too bad
was sister’s closet!

12:52 pm February, 5 The Dude said...

Bruce Jenner inspired
bi-curious Boardwalk Douche
to change his gender.

3:46 pm February, 5 Charles Douchewin said...

My dearest Barbie,
leave your life of pay-to-pose
Because, look, whatever the fukk you’re being paid, just, ain’t worth this.
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Oh jeez. I just broke form for sanity. Ok. Ok…
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.
Sometimes, in summer
his mom wonders where she left
her black tankini.

3:49 pm February, 5 Charles Douchewin said...

The eyes on the wall
are unburdened by that, which
we cannot unsee.

4:05 pm February, 5 Charles Douchewin said...

I would indenture myself, for a six-month global tour as a roadie with Nigel Pepper’s lonely Cock-club band, just to fondle the broken airbrush that lay near the actual airbrush, used by her artsy-emo BFF to spray the Barbie-pink halo, below her holy neckline.

4:20 pm February, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Porsche Bro Manisole
Not enough to quell renoB
Caused by Shark Eyed Bleeth

4:23 pm February, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Nigel Pepper Cock
Called to ask for his shirt back
Douche hung up on him

4:25 pm February, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Barbie channeling
Her inner Brittney Spears. I’m
Channeling renoB

4:27 pm February, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Shark eyed brunette Bleeth
Giving Mayan Eye of Skull
And my renoB sprouts

6:46 pm February, 5 The Dude said...

I wonder if he
Wore cami-flage when he was
On the battlefield.

7:12 pm February, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He don’t wear pasties
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

7:14 pm February, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I would give her five
Hundred dollars for bare back
Blowie and ass fuck.

7:15 pm February, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the gay shirt
In the basket, or it gets
The hose. The Gay Hose.

7:16 pm February, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

ISIS runs amok.
Steal tops of men’s shirts as
Part of gay Jihad.

9:10 pm February, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As I approach my
50. All i want is
Barbie, Weed, Depends.

9:11 pm February, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Three fortnights till
50. Anal leakage soils pants.
Office smells like shit-poon.

9:12 pm February, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

We see if Dark Sock
Posts my Go-pro skking
Footage. Action selfie.

9:20 pm February, 5 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Barbie gives Mayan
Eye of I’ll hate fu<k you til
your penis rips off

10:27 pm February, 5 hermit said...

I’d strain hot water
through Blondie’s sweaty panties
then drink the sweet broth

10:34 pm February, 5 hermit said...

Barbie is thinking,
“There’s no way in hell I’d bang
either of these dudes.”

11:56 pm February, 5 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Joey asks Barbie
Does carpet match dyed pink drapes ?
Gets tags shoved up ass

1:48 am February, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rev Chad is shattered!
Just realized that Don Lemon
Gay. Worldview tattered.

3:26 am February, 6 DarkSock said...

Blouse Largeman YouTubes
“Purple Jihad”, Heartbroken
To find it’s not Cockk

4:00 am February, 6 The Dude said...

Think how Don Lemon
Felt when he realized that
Don Lemon was gay.
.
Jihardists

4:04 am February, 6 The Dude said...

Barbie has horse face
But in a good way, farm fresh
Can Fucky Derby.

8:25 am February, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d rob a Vandal
To tan her Moorish butt hide.
Lipizzaners Son.

8:27 am February, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

So maybe she’s a
Tranny? Who the fuck am I
To judge. Cocck shame.

2:47 pm February, 6 jonezy said...

Am Wishing Haiku
Was not the only form
of time travel posts

2:48 pm February, 6 jonezy said...

Regular mocking
Can be fun sometimes too
Fellow Bag Hunters

2:49 pm February, 6 jonezy said...

Deer in headlights
Has larger IQ than this
Joey Porsch-ette

3:50 pm February, 6 Charles Douchewin said...

NJ Ladyboys
out to please. Cokks number in
the none, two or threes.

4:14 pm February, 6 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Barbie works women’s
wrestling circuit. Joey works
men’s room glory hole

5:26 pm February, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Mom loans hair curlers
“Ready for Action” tank top
Has his own spray tan

5:28 pm February, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Do you even lift?
You wear that shirt at our gym
Won’t be asked to spot

5:32 pm February, 6 Vin Douchal said...

New New Jersey look
Newark Blowback Curled Up Poof
Styled in glory holes

6:37 pm February, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Newark’s for Corn Rows
And Afros, not Guido ‘dos
And douchebags like him

6:39 pm February, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

An Anal Jihad
Will be visited upon
That douche and his shirt

6:43 pm February, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Corey Feldman Douche
Macks on two shiksas from Jerz
Hopes for 2-on-1

8:41 pm February, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Kudos Acid Cow
Page of Vegas Pool Hotties
Commence fapping, dudes

3:00 am February, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Acid Cow Web Page
Takes me to iTunes App Store
I hate that, I says

11:29 am February, 8 The Dude said...

Acid Cow Web Page
Takes me to renoB Fap Store
I like that, I says

2:23 pm February, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Acid Cow Web Page
Bleethy Vegas Goodness, sans
Usual Douchebags

4:28 pm February, 8 Charles Douchewin said...

Blouse Largeman tells truths, when he says:
.
“I’m still in service,
as a JAGoff-icer; my
privates, they need me.”

4:32 pm February, 8 Charles Douchewin said...

Tricolor tresses &
Skanky-hot dresses, portend
sticky-hot messes.

7:49 pm February, 8 Wheezer said...

Nice tankini, “bro”;
some homoeroticism
for our Fraiku fun

7:55 pm February, 8 Wheezer said...

Jason Stackhouse starts
Bruce Jenner treatments; starts with
clothes, stops for awhile

11:20 pm February, 8 The Dude said...

Answers can be found
at the website listed here
New Age bullshit seeds
.
.
http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/

12:11 am February, 9 Charles Douchewin said...

Do we write Friku?
Or does Friku create us?
Namaste – Fuckers!

2:11 am February, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That is one horrible bonus battlefield ass ass Dark Sock 15. Is it April 1st? Fuck man. And b
.
For the money and time I put into this site, can we please see the real bonus ass. That thing looked like a swirly cone.
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Fuck. respect. Son.
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2:16 am February, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Profundity Sir
Charles D.. I have live cousin
I fucked into shit.
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In my barn, Son.

8:19 pm February, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Another dull day
Talking to clients, “Wah wah”
Rather bang THIS BABE

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