Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Fraiku

sad boy doesn't blow just bottlesSad Boy ogles cans
As he fellates bottle;
Freudian Boner sprouts

Magnum Douche P. I. said…

Confucius say, fat
douche and his money are soon
parted at strip club

Charles Douchewin said…

Buddha’s on a binge!
And from the looks of it, he’s
found enlightenment.

 

 

Dickie Fingers said…

She has just one rule
“no lawn dogs will touch these boobs”
los lonely boy sad

DoucheyWallnuts said…

US Douche Culture
Ruins Japan. Emperor
Spinning in his grave

Vin Douchal said…

Hey! Eyes up here , pal !
Gah! What a horrible face!
Look back at my boobs

Maybe I shouldn’t
Be drinking with man who stole
Kidneys, but those boobs.

The Dude said…

Tom Cruise fan boy thinks
Her tits are real, and so are
Her feelings. Sad Boy.

DoucheyWallnuts said…

Suki’s fake Chichis
Distract Haruto Largeman
From chugging his beer

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

What do these two have
in common? Both have small feet
due to large shadows.

 

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2:46 pm March, 18 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Confucius say, fat
douche and his money are soon
parted at strip club

3:05 pm March, 18 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Sorry-Ass Douche boy
needs to lay off all you can
eat Chinese buffet

3:51 pm March, 18 Charles Douchewin said...

Buddha’s on a binge!
But it’s just another day
in Douchebag heaven.

3:52 pm March, 18 Charles Douchewin said...

Buddha’s on a binge!
Mackin’ on Mary M. gets
J-CryZt mad Jelly.

3:54 pm March, 18 Charles Douchewin said...

Buddha’s on a binge!
And from the looks of it, he’s
found enlightenment.

4:39 pm March, 18 Dickie Fingers said...

She has just one rule
“no lawn dogs will touch these boobs”
los lonely boy sad

5:37 pm March, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Fat Muay Thai ref
Wastes ten dollar fee on booze
Then ogles ring girl

5:39 pm March, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Chubbie digs Tom Cruise
And shills his buddy’s hat biz
Boobs placed in spank bank

5:41 pm March, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Casino “hostess”
Works the room for 5 buck pics
Dies inside each time

5:43 pm March, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Hey! Eyes up here , pal !
Gah! What a horrible face!
Look back at my boobs

7:35 pm March, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Chink Dropkick Murphy’s
Sings Heading Up To Boobtown
On St. Patrick’s Eve.

11:47 pm March, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Maybe I shouldn’t
Be drinking with man who stole
Kidneys, but those boobs.

3:05 am March, 19 The Dude said...

Tom Cruise fan boy thinks
Her tits are real, and so are
Her feelings. Sad Boy.

3:26 am March, 19 The Dude said...

Tom Cruise fan boy thinks
He can can with her big cans.
Better luck with Tom.

11:34 am March, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Asians with Fake Cans
Are the best kind of Asians
Make my Egg Roll stiff

11:50 am March, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Before he starts the
Seppuku ritual, Ren
Has last wish granted

11:54 am March, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Suki’s fake Chichis
Distract Haruto Largeman
From chugging his beer

11:59 am March, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

US Douche Culture
Ruins Japan. Emperor
Spinning in his grave

12:01 pm March, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mixing Asian slurs
Is a sign of ignorance
Except in this case

12:05 pm March, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Haruto Largeman
Seems to be big Tom Cruise fan.
Might be a re-tard.

12:10 pm March, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Using Haiku to
Mock Japanese douche and Bleeth
Would not please Shiki

12:13 pm March, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Could you masturbate
To this pic and ignore him?
Asking for a friend…

12:19 pm March, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I once had three-way
With 2 Japanese chicks that
Still gives me renoBs

4:23 pm March, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is this one real or
should I check under the hood?
Sad Boy uncertain.

4:25 pm March, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Sad Boy determined
to suck on foamy heads all
night. Men’s room is next.

4:28 pm March, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Sad Boy thinks that those
would make great serving bowls for
spicy turtle soup.

4:30 pm March, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

What do these two have
in common? Both have small feet
due to large shadows.

6:22 pm March, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He’s looking at boobs
but dreaming about glory
in the Men’s room.

6:39 pm March, 19 Dickie Fingers said...

Both of them look like
they are ready to explode
one can only hope

7:16 pm March, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Raps into bottle
“Gurrh, yoo so fry, merlt my eye
My chubbie say, “Hi!”

7:18 pm March, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Why are boys so sad?
’cause no chance with her without
Five hundred for hour

7:20 pm March, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Do you do anal?
Dude, you ain’t getting straight sex
First drop fifty pounds

8:26 pm March, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Sad boy confused
because someone told him that
WEDNESday is hump day.

9:50 pm March, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

During March Sadness
Fatty gets no Trim as saucy
Bleeth says, “Look, don’t touch.”

11:23 pm March, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His brother laughs
At him. “Shaved chimp? I’ll show you
A shaved chimp, Son. Shit!

http://idleevening.com/impressive-chimp

12:22 pm March, 20 Dickie Fingers said...

Sad boy’s cash is gone
empty wallet will be used
as a dick holder

12:48 pm March, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Turning Japanese
Think I’m turning Japanese
I really think so

2:41 pm March, 20 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Asian broad with huge
fake boobs and no tranny jokes ?
What’s up with that, son ?

4:42 pm March, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Sad boy wary she’ll
take bottle once he’s all done.
No date for later.

4:45 pm March, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Magnum Douche P.I.
check 4:23pm
yesterday for mine.

5:33 pm March, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Me at 11:
47 Magnum Douche
P.I. We subtle!

5:34 pm March, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The tranny doth look
Like fun. As I age I’m open
ti shit. But not that.

5:35 pm March, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the roofie
In the Monkey Hole or
It gets the Flesh Hose.

5:37 pm March, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She lactates on reg
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

7:37 pm March, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Tranny joke well dry
Especially for Asians
Which is racist, Son

7:39 pm March, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Sad Boy talks Brackets
“There’s March Madness in my pants,”
He says. Gets Gas Face.

7:40 pm March, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Asian Quim like silk
Yet silk doesn’t moan
When getting the Dick

7:44 pm March, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The dream threesome is
Two Asian quadroons and me
And my big renoBs

9:02 pm March, 20 Charles Douchewin said...

If Chang and Eng were
female, and Hott, would Wallnuts
double their pleasure?

1:39 am March, 21 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

My bad Doctor Bun
The Rev’s posts are so cryptic
way over my head

1:22 pm March, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Chang and Eng were dudes
No renoBs ensue, so
The answer is No

1:23 pm March, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Siamese Twin Bleeths
Would bring about the Rapture
‘Rapture’ means ‘Blow Load’

7:28 pm March, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m no racist (respect),
But this old lady knows fun
When she sees it, Sons.
.

7:44 pm March, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If a tree falls on
Obama, does Netanyahu
Hear? Fuck yeah, he laughs!

7:47 pm March, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If CNN falls
In the forest. All the libs
Like, you OK Homes.

7:48 pm March, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As Europe defeats
The Mooslums. So shall Germans
Prepare for west war.

7:51 pm March, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As the West adopts Pho
And Falafel, baby Jesus
Weeps salty Jew tears.

3:10 am March, 22 The Dude said...

Tom Cruise leers; drunken
Sad Boy cleans Santorum™ off
His bottle butt toy.

7:08 pm March, 22 The Dude said...

Sad Boy recalls his
Interview with a Tompire;
weren’t trannies allowed?

10:38 pm March, 22 Et Tu Douche? said...

No joy for Sad Boy
As she is not so horny
Tom Cruise likes man meat

10:51 pm March, 22 Et Tu Douche? said...

No joy for Sad Boy
Hoping to bust a few roads
Not enough Thai Bhat

2:00 am March, 24 Ungrateful said...

Wasn’t this last weeks Fraiku?
.
Anybody ever notice that there are more coloreds on TV than in the 70’s? The news is particularly Don Lemon High Yellow to O.J. Blue Black and shit.
.
Fucking Racists

7:32 pm March, 24 Vin Douchal said...

Beetlejuice takes break
From crazy chair boogeying
To drool on big boooobsss

11:12 pm March, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Angelina Jolie
Got her cunt cut out. Hissing
Foetus is homeless.

3:56 pm March, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

Let’s move on from SadBoy, come on over your mock is needed.
.
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2015/03/dr-chinfungenstein-pays-a-house-call.

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