Wednesday, April 13, 2005
Fraiku
Sad Boy ogles cans
As he fellates bottle;
Freudian Boner sprouts
Magnum Douche P. I. said…
Confucius say, fat
douche and his money are soon
parted at strip club
Charles Douchewin said…
Buddha’s on a binge!
And from the looks of it, he’s
found enlightenment.
Dickie Fingers said…
She has just one rule
“no lawn dogs will touch these boobs”
los lonely boy sad
DoucheyWallnuts said…
US Douche Culture
Ruins Japan. Emperor
Spinning in his grave
Vin Douchal said…
Hey! Eyes up here , pal !
Gah! What a horrible face!
Look back at my boobs
Maybe I shouldn’t
Be drinking with man who stole
Kidneys, but those boobs.
The Dude said…
Tom Cruise fan boy thinks
Her tits are real, and so are
Her feelings. Sad Boy.
DoucheyWallnuts said…
Suki’s fake Chichis
Distract Haruto Largeman
From chugging his beer
Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…
What do these two have
in common? Both have small feet
due to large shadows.
Confucius say, fat
douche and his money are soon
parted at strip club
Sorry-Ass Douche boy
needs to lay off all you can
eat Chinese buffet
Buddha’s on a binge!
But it’s just another day
in Douchebag heaven.
Buddha’s on a binge!
Mackin’ on Mary M. gets
J-CryZt mad Jelly.
Buddha’s on a binge!
And from the looks of it, he’s
found enlightenment.
She has just one rule
“no lawn dogs will touch these boobs”
los lonely boy sad
Fat Muay Thai ref
Wastes ten dollar fee on booze
Then ogles ring girl
Chubbie digs Tom Cruise
And shills his buddy’s hat biz
Boobs placed in spank bank
Casino “hostess”
Works the room for 5 buck pics
Dies inside each time
Hey! Eyes up here , pal !
Gah! What a horrible face!
Look back at my boobs
Chink Dropkick Murphy’s
Sings Heading Up To Boobtown
On St. Patrick’s Eve.
Maybe I shouldn’t
Be drinking with man who stole
Kidneys, but those boobs.
Tom Cruise fan boy thinks
Her tits are real, and so are
Her feelings. Sad Boy.
Tom Cruise fan boy thinks
He can can with her big cans.
Better luck with Tom.
Asians with Fake Cans
Are the best kind of Asians
Make my Egg Roll stiff
Before he starts the
Seppuku ritual, Ren
Has last wish granted
Suki’s fake Chichis
Distract Haruto Largeman
From chugging his beer
US Douche Culture
Ruins Japan. Emperor
Spinning in his grave
Mixing Asian slurs
Is a sign of ignorance
Except in this case
Haruto Largeman
Seems to be big Tom Cruise fan.
Might be a re-tard.
Using Haiku to
Mock Japanese douche and Bleeth
Would not please Shiki
Could you masturbate
To this pic and ignore him?
Asking for a friend…
I once had three-way
With 2 Japanese chicks that
Still gives me renoBs
Is this one real or
should I check under the hood?
Sad Boy uncertain.
Sad Boy determined
to suck on foamy heads all
night. Men’s room is next.
Sad Boy thinks that those
would make great serving bowls for
spicy turtle soup.
What do these two have
in common? Both have small feet
due to large shadows.
He’s looking at boobs
but dreaming about glory
in the Men’s room.
Both of them look like
they are ready to explode
one can only hope
Raps into bottle
“Gurrh, yoo so fry, merlt my eye
My chubbie say, “Hi!”
Why are boys so sad?
’cause no chance with her without
Five hundred for hour
Do you do anal?
Dude, you ain’t getting straight sex
First drop fifty pounds
Sad boy confused
because someone told him that
WEDNESday is hump day.
During March Sadness
Fatty gets no Trim as saucy
Bleeth says, “Look, don’t touch.”
His brother laughs
At him. “Shaved chimp? I’ll show you
A shaved chimp, Son. Shit!
http://idleevening.com/impressive-chimp
Sad boy’s cash is gone
empty wallet will be used
as a dick holder
Turning Japanese
Think I’m turning Japanese
I really think so
Asian broad with huge
fake boobs and no tranny jokes ?
What’s up with that, son ?
Sad boy wary she’ll
take bottle once he’s all done.
No date for later.
Magnum Douche P.I.
check 4:23pm
yesterday for mine.
^Me at 11:
47 Magnum Douche
P.I. We subtle!
The tranny doth look
Like fun. As I age I’m open
ti shit. But not that.
It puts the roofie
In the Monkey Hole or
It gets the Flesh Hose.
She lactates on reg
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
Tranny joke well dry
Especially for Asians
Which is racist, Son
Sad Boy talks Brackets
“There’s March Madness in my pants,”
He says. Gets Gas Face.
Asian Quim like silk
Yet silk doesn’t moan
When getting the Dick
The dream threesome is
Two Asian quadroons and me
And my big renoBs
If Chang and Eng were
female, and Hott, would Wallnuts
double their pleasure?
My bad Doctor Bun
The Rev’s posts are so cryptic
way over my head
Chang and Eng were dudes
No renoBs ensue, so
The answer is No
Siamese Twin Bleeths
Would bring about the Rapture
‘Rapture’ means ‘Blow Load’
I’m no racist (respect),
But this old lady knows fun
When she sees it, Sons.
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If a tree falls on
Obama, does Netanyahu
Hear? Fuck yeah, he laughs!
If CNN falls
In the forest. All the libs
Like, you OK Homes.
As Europe defeats
The Mooslums. So shall Germans
Prepare for west war.
As the West adopts Pho
And Falafel, baby Jesus
Weeps salty Jew tears.
Tom Cruise leers; drunken
Sad Boy cleans Santorum™ off
His bottle butt toy.
Sad Boy recalls his
Interview with a Tompire;
weren’t trannies allowed?
No joy for Sad Boy
As she is not so horny
Tom Cruise likes man meat
No joy for Sad Boy
Hoping to bust a few roads
Not enough Thai Bhat
Wasn’t this last weeks Fraiku?
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Anybody ever notice that there are more coloreds on TV than in the 70’s? The news is particularly Don Lemon High Yellow to O.J. Blue Black and shit.
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Fucking Racists
Beetlejuice takes break
From crazy chair boogeying
To drool on big boooobsss
Angelina Jolie
Got her cunt cut out. Hissing
Foetus is homeless.
Let’s move on from SadBoy, come on over your mock is needed.
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2015/03/dr-chinfungenstein-pays-a-house-call.