Saturday, April 9, 2005

Fraiku

The Prince of Swoles needs some ViagraOur Founding Fathers
Gaze down and weep as they see
Public Sodomy

The County Fair gets
Awkward when any coitus is
Performed at food court.

Charles Douchewin said…

Besties in back laugh
at his dic pic. She sets scene;
captures the moment.

Dickie Fingers said…

disgruntled douchebag
just got a call from his mom
credit cards missing

Vin Douchal said…

Stern, grim drunken douche
Using AMEX to buy room
Will skip on that bill

 

 

Tackle Box said…

He oozes much douche
She is little, taught, supple
This is the essence

DoucheyWallnuts said…

Sh!t Stain Tattoo can’t
Kill renoB brought to life by
Claire and her triceps

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

She offers a pear.
He’s thinking about bros. Both
are disappointed.

The Dude said…

She holds these douches
To be self-aggrandizing
But twerks anyway

hermit said…

Nigel Pepper Cockk
Could lift her clean off the ground
From that position

Wheezer said…

I would like to slide
my Washington Monument
inside her White House

Pec tatt scribble is
Entirely pointless when
Dr. Seuss seems hard

We The People. In
Order to form a more perfect
Union, doggy style.

# posted by admin
12:28 pm February, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

We The People. In
Order to form a more perfect
Union, doggy style.

12:29 pm February, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Free of slavery,
We soldier on resulting
In dirty brown cock.

12:31 pm February, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She can’t shit right since
The gyroscope was put in her
Stinky Hole and shit.

12:33 pm February, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The County Fair gets
Awkward when any coitus is
Performed at food court.

12:35 pm February, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Grey Cell Tower lurks,
Head tilted with shame and weeps
Salty fuccen Tears.

12:54 pm February, 17 Charles Douchewin said...

We hold these tats to
be self-evident that all
douchebags be douchey.

1:07 pm February, 17 Charles Douchewin said...

Besties in back laugh
at his dic pic. She sets scene;
captures the moment.

1:08 pm February, 17 Charles Douchewin said...

The County Fair gets
great when any coitus is
Performed at food court!

5:37 pm February, 17 Dickie Fingers said...

disgruntled douchebag
just got a call from his mom
credit cards missing

5:42 pm February, 17 Dickie Fingers said...

He is deep in thought
Jake and Ted said they like his
bellybutton hair

5:44 pm February, 17 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Douche Biff celebrates
President’s Day by Mounting
lean Jenny’s Rushmore

5:45 pm February, 17 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

These two can’t name three
Founding Fathers if you spot
them Adams, Franklin

5:52 pm February, 17 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Biff is marked with crest
of the MacScrote Clan. Jobless,
illiterate fools

5:53 pm February, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Stern, grim drunken douche
Using AMEX to buy room
Will skip on that bill

6:00 pm February, 17 Charles Douchewin said...

“Like, you know, we think
‘The Federalist Papers’
that’s like, hard to say.”

6:33 pm February, 17 Vin Douchal said...

A maudlin douchebag
Suffers pulled left nut, blue balls
This chick don’t put out

6:35 pm February, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Worn out Scipto-douche
Jacks off thirty times in room
Stag to pool party

8:40 pm February, 17 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

With those muscled arms
I bet lean Jenny gives a
really mean tug job

3:00 am February, 18 Tackle Box said...

He oozes much douche
She is little, taught, supple
This is the essence

3:06 am February, 18 Tackle Box said...

Get your fucking hand
off of her fucking thigh, you
fucking waste of life.

4:59 pm February, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She was expecting
hot dog on a stick. Instead
got mayo on fry.

7:06 pm February, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Shit Stain Tattoo can’t
Kill renoB brought to life by
Claire and her triceps

7:09 pm February, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Curt gives from the rear
But usually with guys
Claire’s O-Ring beware

7:11 pm February, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

College gymnasts on
Spring Break deliver the goods
By ‘goods,’ I mean ‘Fucc’

8:40 pm February, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Claire knows that all the
Viagra in the world can’t
get a reaction.

8:41 pm February, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She offers a pear.
He’s thinking about bros. Both
are disappointed.

10:18 pm February, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

There is only one
Word to describe that type of
Girl. She’s a spinner.

1:27 am February, 19 The Dude said...

Forrest Gump once said:
“Jennae, why are you twerkin’
on that douchenozzle?”

1:59 pm February, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She wants some action.
He’s fantasizing about
career as shepherd.

3:20 pm February, 19 The Dude said...

She holds these douches
To be self-aggrandizing
But twerks anyway

8:10 pm February, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Claire’s post-enema
Smile affirms Curt’s expertise
With a Sippy Cup

8:12 pm February, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The straw of Curt’s cup
Smells like Claire’s Coolie Bumpkins
Whatever that means

8:52 pm February, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rev Chad in Ottawa
Alone. Going out with old
Chicks from high school.
.
What could happen?
.
19

12:51 am February, 20 Wheezer said...

Abigail Ratchford
Jiggly jiggly jiggleboobs
Jiggly jiggleboobs

1:23 am February, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

“Rev Chad in Ottawa alone”
.
I’d pay a premium in cable fees to watch that. Get some Rev!!! and by some I mean sweet Canadian PooNanny.

4:13 am February, 20 creature said...

With a sphincter squeal
A ghastly apparition
Farts can make you smile!

5:25 pm February, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Rear-ended by her
bumper and he wants to make
an insurance claim.

9:11 pm February, 20 hermit said...

Nigel Pepper Cock
Could lift her clean off the ground
From that position
.
4+14=18

9:47 pm February, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I had a nicely
Preserved old pussy last night.
Tasty and doggie.

9:54 pm February, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Old Annie won’t
Be walking straight for at least
Three days after cock attack.

11:30 pm February, 20 Wheezer said...

Here’s Crustus Tattsucks
lookin’ hard, not enjoyin’
her Boss Assacre.

11:32 pm February, 20 Wheezer said...

I would like to slide
my Washington Monument
inside her White House

11:35 pm February, 20 Wheezer said...

Immortal question:
“Who chopped down the cherry tree?”
Douche wearing the Axe.

6:21 am February, 23 DarkSock said...

DarkSock just got home
American Airlines SUCKS
Diverted again
.
Hey, round trip tickets?
You return where you left from.
Unless AA flights
.
Seven dollar scotch
And ugly air waitresses?
I will drive next time.

11:49 am February, 23 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Pec tatt scribble is
Entirely pointless when
Dr. Seuss seems hard

11:50 am February, 23 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Things go bad for all
When post sodomy dip fouls
Wet Republic pool

11:53 am February, 23 Capt. James T. Douche said...

As a public service
MGM just puts Plan B
In water supply

2:08 am February, 25 Gonfradulationns Takcle Box said...

Well Done Son.
.
Ihavw no ides what hes
Takling about

5:52 pm February, 25 Et Tu Douche? said...

Great take down on the Bro/DB/Country co-mingle. Florida Georgia Line comes to mind.
.

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