Fraiku
Our Founding Fathers
Gaze down and weep as they see
Public Sodomy
The County Fair gets
Awkward when any coitus is
Performed at food court.
Besties in back laugh
at his dic pic. She sets scene;
captures the moment.
disgruntled douchebag
just got a call from his mom
credit cards missing
Stern, grim drunken douche
Using AMEX to buy room
Will skip on that bill
He oozes much douche
She is little, taught, supple
This is the essence
Sh!t Stain Tattoo can’t
Kill renoB brought to life by
Claire and her triceps
She offers a pear.
He’s thinking about bros. Both
are disappointed.
She holds these douches
To be self-aggrandizing
But twerks anyway
Nigel Pepper Cockk
Could lift her clean off the ground
From that position
I would like to slide
my Washington Monument
inside her White House
Pec tatt scribble is
Entirely pointless when
Dr. Seuss seems hard
We The People. In
Order to form a more perfect
Union, doggy style.
We The People. In
Order to form a more perfect
Union, doggy style.
Free of slavery,
We soldier on resulting
In dirty brown cock.
She can’t shit right since
The gyroscope was put in her
Stinky Hole and shit.
The County Fair gets
Awkward when any coitus is
Performed at food court.
Grey Cell Tower lurks,
Head tilted with shame and weeps
Salty fuccen Tears.
We hold these tats to
be self-evident that all
douchebags be douchey.
Besties in back laugh
at his dic pic. She sets scene;
captures the moment.
The County Fair gets
great when any coitus is
Performed at food court!
disgruntled douchebag
just got a call from his mom
credit cards missing
He is deep in thought
Jake and Ted said they like his
bellybutton hair
Douche Biff celebrates
President’s Day by Mounting
lean Jenny’s Rushmore
These two can’t name three
Founding Fathers if you spot
them Adams, Franklin
Biff is marked with crest
of the MacScrote Clan. Jobless,
illiterate fools
Stern, grim drunken douche
Using AMEX to buy room
Will skip on that bill
“Like, you know, we think
‘The Federalist Papers’
that’s like, hard to say.”
A maudlin douchebag
Suffers pulled left nut, blue balls
This chick don’t put out
Worn out Scipto-douche
Jacks off thirty times in room
Stag to pool party
With those muscled arms
I bet lean Jenny gives a
really mean tug job
He oozes much douche
She is little, taught, supple
This is the essence
Get your fucking hand
off of her fucking thigh, you
fucking waste of life.
She was expecting
hot dog on a stick. Instead
got mayo on fry.
Shit Stain Tattoo can’t
Kill renoB brought to life by
Claire and her triceps
Curt gives from the rear
But usually with guys
Claire’s O-Ring beware
College gymnasts on
Spring Break deliver the goods
By ‘goods,’ I mean ‘Fucc’
Claire knows that all the
Viagra in the world can’t
get a reaction.
She offers a pear.
He’s thinking about bros. Both
are disappointed.
There is only one
Word to describe that type of
Girl. She’s a spinner.
Forrest Gump once said:
“Jennae, why are you twerkin’
on that douchenozzle?”
She wants some action.
He’s fantasizing about
career as shepherd.
She holds these douches
To be self-aggrandizing
But twerks anyway
Claire’s post-enema
Smile affirms Curt’s expertise
With a Sippy Cup
The straw of Curt’s cup
Smells like Claire’s Coolie Bumpkins
Whatever that means
Rev Chad in Ottawa
Alone. Going out with old
Chicks from high school.
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What could happen?
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Abigail Ratchford
Jiggly jiggly jiggleboobs
Jiggly jiggleboobs
“Rev Chad in Ottawa alone”
.
I’d pay a premium in cable fees to watch that. Get some Rev!!! and by some I mean sweet Canadian PooNanny.
With a sphincter squeal
A ghastly apparition
Farts can make you smile!
Rear-ended by her
bumper and he wants to make
an insurance claim.
Nigel Pepper Cock
Could lift her clean off the ground
From that position
.
4+14=18
I had a nicely
Preserved old pussy last night.
Tasty and doggie.
Old Annie won’t
Be walking straight for at least
Three days after cock attack.
Here’s Crustus Tattsucks
lookin’ hard, not enjoyin’
her Boss Assacre.
I would like to slide
my Washington Monument
inside her White House
Immortal question:
“Who chopped down the cherry tree?”
Douche wearing the Axe.
DarkSock just got home
American Airlines SUCKS
Diverted again
.
Hey, round trip tickets?
You return where you left from.
Unless AA flights
.
Seven dollar scotch
And ugly air waitresses?
I will drive next time.
Pec tatt scribble is
Entirely pointless when
Dr. Seuss seems hard
Things go bad for all
When post sodomy dip fouls
Wet Republic pool
As a public service
MGM just puts Plan B
In water supply
Well Done Son.
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Ihavw no ides what hes
Takling about
Great take down on the Bro/DB/Country co-mingle. Florida Georgia Line comes to mind.
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