Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Fraiku and/or Caption this spectacle

to be captioned“Rally ’round the flag!”
Roared the poolside crowd…Alas,
There is no flag pole…

~~Let’s mix things up a bit…optional assignment – Caption This!!!~~~

Is that your c0ckk or are you smuggling gherkins?

Charles Douchewin said…

One of the many scrapped episodes of “Quantum Leap”.

Et Tu Douche? said…

Nickname the Spangle
Jennie laughs at his dangle
America rulez!!!

jonezy said…

Truth or Dare, Gyroscope Stare

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

Fatso Largeman knows
now relationship with Brad
gets to “next level”.

The Dude said…

No crotch itch allowed;
violation of the Flag-
Burning Amendment.

Dickie Fingers said…

When penis transplants
go horribly wrong, just laugh.
Why infant donors?

DoucheyWallnuts said…

Chuck’s Mandanna can’t
Hide receding hairline. Jen
Finds receding cocck

Foul Ides of March. Thou
Comest to age me and steal
My living vessel.

 

 

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1:08 am March, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Is that you cock or are you smuggling gherkins?

1:10 am March, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The last time Norma laughed at him, he shit Freddy’s pool in ’03.

1:12 am March, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Snorat likes little
Girls. Tight pussy like boy’s asshole.
Vagine wizard sleeves.

1:15 am March, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jon Bon Jovi Flag
Day goes bad at Hauppauga
State University.

1:17 am March, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Terminal Illness
Conquered….., Reverend Chad
Gives away all garments.

1:20 am March, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Is it just me us does that spinner give ya the chest fever? If she does, take all the intoxicants you can muster and call me in the morning.
.

1:22 am March, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sweet fuck I’m stoned, Son. WAIT……

1:24 am March, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

There really is a state U on long Island? Fuck me backwards!
That’s what she said.

1:25 am March, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

i’m Sofa King We Todd Did?

1:28 am March, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fat hipster in rear
Murmers, ” Oh. That is triple
Chai Pumpkin Beer, Son.”

1:36 am March, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PamO6obWcQk
.
Have ever seen this?
.

1:37 am March, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Norma’s finger gets
Patented as easy-flow
Catheter device.

2:22 am March, 11 DarkSock said...

“YOU WILL WELCOME THE CATHETER”
.
– Joe Biden, World Tour ’89

2:23 am March, 11 DarkSock said...

As the country weeps,
The stars go without the stripe;
Flag flown at half-mast

3:39 pm March, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Joe joins in with fake
laugh as Jennie points out his
tiny mangina.

7:47 pm March, 11 Charles Douchewin said...

One of the many scrapped episodes of “Quantum Leap”.

7:52 pm March, 11 The Dude said...

This guy gets a pass
Jennie, on the other hand,
Can slurp my renoB

11:27 pm March, 11 Et Tu Douche? said...

Nickname the Spangle
Jennie laughs at his dangle

11:27 pm March, 11 Et Tu Douche? said...

Nickname the Spangle
Jennie laughs at his dangle
America rulez!!!

1:17 pm March, 12 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Largeman Zack is secretly enjoying the ass shot presented to him.

2:20 pm March, 12 jonezy said...

Vietnam, Iraq, and now this. ‘Murica is still in the midst of it’s longest losing streak.

2:22 pm March, 12 jonezy said...

Joel Largeman won big at the blackjack table, but lost at the Buffet line.

2:25 pm March, 12 jonezy said...

Truth or Dare, Gyroscope Stare

4:43 pm March, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Fatso Largeman knows
now relationship with Brad
gets to “next level”.

2:31 am March, 13 The Dude said...

No crotch itch allowed;
violation of the Flag-
Burning Amendment.

9:51 am March, 13 hermit said...

Haven’t wee seen this pic before?

9:52 am March, 13 hermit said...

By dawn’s early light
Amber points out his tiny
Star-spangled boner

9:53 am March, 13 hermit said...

Yankee Doodle went to Vegas
Riding in a Honda
Stuck a lawn chair up his ass
And called it Peter Fonda

9:56 am March, 13 hermit said...

Doubting assurances of Israel’s protection during an Iranian nuclear attack, Yenta Rachel exclaims, “THAT’S your Patriot Missile???!!?”

10:06 am March, 13 hermit said...

I’ll celebrate Reverend Chad’s 50th by plucking the hair out of my ears that I can’t see without my glasses, chugging Dark Eyes and Metamucil™ and charging up my Life Alert® necklace.

4:40 pm March, 13 Et Tu Douche? said...

I’ll celebrate Reverend Chad’s 50th by referring to him as Monsignor.

6:13 pm March, 13 Et Tu Douche? said...

A tip o the hat to Monsignor Chad for making it this far. may your birthday doggie be aggressive, may your beverages be chilled, and may your Cheeb be pungent & mellow.

7:15 pm March, 13 Dickie Fingers said...

When penis transplants
go horribly wrong, just laugh.
Why infant donors?

7:16 pm March, 13 Dickie Fingers said...

I second a promotion for the Reverend.

2:38 am March, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Chuck’s Mandanna can’t
Hide receding hairline. Jen
Finds receding cocck

2:42 am March, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The new drug testing regimen at Rehab includes humiliating douchebags.

2:44 am March, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This picture is not
What the Green Room looked like
At the Carson Show

2:46 am March, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Drinking Booze Slurpees
Out of Sippy Cups is for
Cunts, you fuccking cunt

2:47 pm March, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Foul Ides of March. Thou
Comest to age me and steal
My living vessel.

3:45 pm March, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Let us celebrate the ascendency of The Reverend Chad Kroger to his exalted new status of Monsignor Chad Kroger for he was a good man. Yay the vast multitude of trollops across greater Canadia and northern New England will rejoice and talk giddily of his mighty feats, his dedication to poon penetration, and his unworldly ability to party and party hard. Some might say he’s lost a step or can’t perform or do things with the same vim & vigor. I say ye be mistaken for he is eternal and his never ending quest for poon, mellow buzzes and potent potables is undiminished and father time can be damned.

6:10 pm March, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As a matter of fact Et Tu, I fucked father time in the ass and got a concussion this morning while I was stoned and infected with the pneumonia. I also learned to use the youtube on my last day before I join AARP. Fuck you Father Time! Fuck you. And long live the Jay Peak. For reals. Excuse my ugly old self in this narcissistic clining to youth. Listen for the thumps. That’s my head.
.
Concuussied-26

1:18 pm March, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

They say the best skiing this winter was back East, perfect for bouncing your noggin off the slopes in that the slopes weren’t as icy and hardpack as they normally are.

3:10 pm March, 16 Dickie Fingers said...

I can tell you that Utah was the worst I’ve ever seen it. I was out there 8 days and it never dropped below 50 degrees.

1:53 am March, 18 DarkSock said...

@ RevChad, Et Tu:
.
The Audacity of Dope
.
Bweeeee
.
.
.
Son

11:18 pm March, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ha Ha.^
.
Big chimp balls
.
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