Friday, April 29, 2005
Fraiku. Sons.
I would bang her gongs…
“Bang a Gong, git it on”, sons
T Rex spins in grave…
Charles Douchewin said…
She knows wearing a
belt AND suspenders ensures
pants never come off.
Dickey Fingers said…
the shirt he wanted
“keep calm while I eat a dick”
is on back order
She’s been a spinner
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…
Parents not amused
when they insist that wedding
is on 4/20.
Magnum Douche P.I. said…
Ironic T-Shirt
Convention filled with those who
live in mom’s basement
Rev Chad’s sculpted leg
Could not fit through the waist of
His shirt. Nice shirt though.
The Dude said…
How can it be? It’s
Asking the impossible
He makes pot douchey.
DoucheyWallnuts said…
4/20 Douchebags
Co-opt cultural icon
Since “Ed Hardy” died
She knows wearing a
belt AND suspenders ensures
pants never come off.
the shirt he wanted
“keep calm while I eat a dick”
is on back order
I am Carlos Danger now
She tried hit from his
bong but it was hard to get
high from one incher.
When will the senseless
dong on bong violence end? Douche
still can’t plug the hole.
Marley-lovers get
arrested for beating him.
Thought his name was “Bong”.
He’s the type that will
bum the ganja and make you
pay for the hit, sons.
Parents not amused
when they insist that wedding
is on 4/20.
She must have bad case
of reefer madness to be
seen with with douchebag.
^ what the monkey fucck? with with? Try “with this”
Is this a first glimpse
of a young Rev Chad making
his play on the hotts?
Ironic T-Shirt
Convention filled with those who
live in mom’s basement
Rev Chad’s sculpted leg
Could not fit through the waist of
His shirt. Nice shirt though.
She’s been a spinner
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
Knee high by July
For corn. Lenny’s super clones
Five feet high Grove.
In the Grove.
.
Druid friends come early
For Harvest Moon this year. The
Nonsense will commence.
Hogan erased from
Hall of Fame for saying the
N-word. That’s some bull…
How can it be? It’s
Asking the impossible
He makes pot douchey.
It’s funny as you get olde. Time and sleep deprivation have already taken Hermit. Did we notice? Fuck no!, cause were all to all consumed with how we live through this shit. I figure I’m stuck for another thirty years cause I haven’t been able to kill myself yet. Neck problems? Ask Dark Sock. Fucking $300 pillows and memory f oam shit don’t do fuck shit!
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Rev Chad was at a family party today and is prepared for the torturous aging of his elders that he so brazenly went home to help. A stroke victim touched my soul as another prepares to be smothered, and shit.
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Vaya Con Dios fucers.
4/20 Douchebags
Co-opt cultural icon
Since “Ed Hardy” died
Maybe Hermit is
Just on vacation like me,
Hasn’t gone ‘Tits Up’
Jeremy Piven’s
Son has real hair, is a Douche
Just like his old man
Is that Los Lobos
In the background or do all
Mexicans look same?
Zaftig party chick
will be sad when bong boy is
too high to get hard
what’s with the black dude
in the white dress with arm tatt
and protruding gunt ?
That dress is not doing much to hide his erection.