Friday, April 29, 2005

Fraiku. Sons.

the bong should strike backI would bang her gongs…
“Bang a Gong, git it on”, sons
T Rex spins in grave…

Charles Douchewin said…

She knows wearing a
belt AND suspenders ensures
pants never come off.

Dickey Fingers said…

the shirt he wanted
“keep calm while I eat a dick”
is on back order

She’s been a spinner
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

Parents not amused
when they insist that wedding
is on 4/20.

Magnum Douche P.I. said…

Ironic T-Shirt
Convention filled with those who
live in mom’s basement

Rev Chad’s sculpted leg
Could not fit through the waist of
His shirt. Nice shirt though.

The Dude said…

How can it be? It’s
Asking the impossible
He makes pot douchey.

DoucheyWallnuts said…

4/20 Douchebags
Co-opt cultural icon
Since “Ed Hardy” died

 

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9:02 am July, 24 Charles Douchewin said...

She knows wearing a
belt AND suspenders ensures
pants never come off.

3:21 pm July, 24 Dickey Fingers said...

the shirt he wanted
“keep calm while I eat a dick”
is on back order

3:22 pm July, 24 Carlos Danger said...

I am Carlos Danger now

4:45 pm July, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She tried hit from his
bong but it was hard to get
high from one incher.

4:47 pm July, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

When will the senseless
dong on bong violence end? Douche
still can’t plug the hole.

4:48 pm July, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Marley-lovers get
arrested for beating him.
Thought his name was “Bong”.

4:50 pm July, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He’s the type that will
bum the ganja and make you
pay for the hit, sons.

4:53 pm July, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Parents not amused
when they insist that wedding
is on 4/20.

4:55 pm July, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She must have bad case
of reefer madness to be
seen with with douchebag.

4:56 pm July, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ what the monkey fucck? with with? Try “with this”

4:57 pm July, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is this a first glimpse
of a young Rev Chad making
his play on the hotts?

5:33 pm July, 24 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Ironic T-Shirt
Convention filled with those who
live in mom’s basement

7:47 pm July, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rev Chad’s sculpted leg
Could not fit through the waist of
His shirt. Nice shirt though.

7:48 pm July, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s been a spinner
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

7:49 pm July, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Knee high by July
For corn. Lenny’s super clones
Five feet high Grove.

7:50 pm July, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In the Grove.
.
Druid friends come early
For Harvest Moon this year. The
Nonsense will commence.

12:48 am July, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Hogan erased from
Hall of Fame for saying the
N-word. That’s some bull…

4:29 am July, 26 The Dude said...

How can it be? It’s
Asking the impossible
He makes pot douchey.

4:58 am July, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It’s funny as you get olde. Time and sleep deprivation have already taken Hermit. Did we notice? Fuck no!, cause were all to all consumed with how we live through this shit. I figure I’m stuck for another thirty years cause I haven’t been able to kill myself yet. Neck problems? Ask Dark Sock. Fucking $300 pillows and memory f oam shit don’t do fuck shit!
.
Rev Chad was at a family party today and is prepared for the torturous aging of his elders that he so brazenly went home to help. A stroke victim touched my soul as another prepares to be smothered, and shit.
.
Vaya Con Dios fucers.

11:42 am July, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

4/20 Douchebags
Co-opt cultural icon
Since “Ed Hardy” died

11:44 am July, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Maybe Hermit is
Just on vacation like me,
Hasn’t gone ‘Tits Up’

11:45 am July, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Jeremy Piven’s
Son has real hair, is a Douche
Just like his old man

11:47 am July, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Is that Los Lobos
In the background or do all
Mexicans look same?

6:22 pm July, 28 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Zaftig party chick
will be sad when bong boy is
too high to get hard

6:26 pm July, 28 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

what’s with the black dude
in the white dress with arm tatt
and protruding gunt ?

9:53 pm July, 28 dickie fingers said...

That dress is not doing much to hide his erection.

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