Friday, April 15, 2005

Freaky Fraiku

WTFOne of these people
Is in ‘costume’ all of the time;
Guess and name which one…

Electro Charo
Goes all coochie-coochie on
Own ass. Hair boils.

The Dude said…

Left Hott resembles
Rosanne Rosanna Danna
Bringin’ back the frizz!

Dickie Fingers said…

Lucille Ball statue
has stiff competition from
the thing on the left

Vin Douchal said…

Toothless frizzy chick
Celebrates pay for BJs
To all three of them

Charles Douchewin said…

She takes the trophy
for this years “San Diego
Hott Sternum Award”!

Elastic Snap-Hole of the Love Bear said…

You too can save up
5 years’ bikini wax hair
And craft your own wig

Wheezer said…

Salad’s getting tossed
quite often in this picture;
Caesar’s Cross-Dressing

hermit said…

My spittle would froth
down the length of Sideshow Boob’s
plunging neckline

Magnum Douche P.I. said…

“Rest In Peace” tattoo
tribute to loss of his self
respect / dignity

DoucheyWallnuts said…

Honkey Flava Flav
Macking on Bleeth with Thigh Highs
But it’s a Tranny

 

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1:29 am April, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ferdinand Bloom has
Age old Moustache. Stole
Jazzy Jeff’s clocklace.

1:32 am April, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Electro Charo
Goes all coochie-coochie on
Own ass. Hair boils.

1:33 am April, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rosie Riveter
Blew the boogie-woogie bugle
Boy from Company.

1:35 am April, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Clark Stent allergic
To Douchonite. Fingers Ferd’s
Bungus Stanky Hole.

4:15 am April, 10 The Dude said...

Rest in Peace douchetard
An anomalous presence
In this groovy pic

4:18 am April, 10 The Dude said...

Left Hott resembles
Rosanne Rosanna Danna
Bringin’ back the frizz!

11:18 am April, 10 Dickie Fingers said...

Lucille Ball statue
has stiff competition from
the thing on the left

11:20 am April, 10 Dickie Fingers said...

Hey, what time is it?
Tooth hurty after I smack
your ugly douche face

3:11 pm April, 10 Vin Douchal said...

They’re patriotic,
On time for appointment at
Methadone clinic

3:13 pm April, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Misplaced the memo:
“Stay classy San Diego”
Then dropped tons of “E”

3:14 pm April, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Toothless frizzy chick
Celebrates pay for BJs
To all three of them

3:15 pm April, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Strange scene indeed when
The douchebag’s appendix scar
Only normal thing

3:18 pm April, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Funky mix of styles
Spazzes make Village People
Green with jealousy

3:19 pm April, 10 Vin Douchal said...

All genres covered
At bass players convention
Speakers clip non-stop

3:23 pm April, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Shirtless douche pointing
“Wouldn’t fuck her with YOUR dick
Like, if you had one”

3:25 pm April, 10 Vin Douchal said...

New MTV show
“Da fuck is going on here?”
Jay Louis, writer

3:28 pm April, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Free meth with ticket
Opening day at Petco
Stay out of rest rooms

5:31 pm April, 10 Charles Douchewin said...

She takes the trophy
for this years “San Diego
Hott Sternum Award”!

6:31 pm April, 10 DarkSock said...

You too can save up
5 years’ bikini wax hair
And craft your own wig

10:05 pm April, 10 Wheezer said...

Salad’s getting tossed
quite often in this picture;
Caesar’s Cross-Dressing

10:16 pm April, 10 Wheezer said...

Penni S. Tucker,
Choad, Kurt Russell (Tombstone), and
Winehouse (left to right)

10:18 pm April, 10 Wheezer said...

Adam’s Apples are
well-hidden; worms are also
nonexistent here

10:19 pm April, 10 Wheezer said...

I take that^ back; some
creepy-crawly things are here.
One wears backwards cap.

11:34 pm April, 10 hermit said...

Fishnet Fiona
Squeals when crustaceans slip in
To her crawdad hole

11:40 pm April, 10 hermit said...

My spittle would froth
down the length of Sideshow Boob’s
plunging neckline

11:44 pm April, 10 hermit said...

This pic was taken
right at two thirty-seven
Central Douchebag Time

11:52 pm April, 10 hermit said...

^sorry, two TWENTY-seven.

12:00 am April, 11 hermit said...

When Fishnet removes
those electric tape pasties
she may lose her nips

7:29 am April, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d have a foursome
With them. (No homo). Only
Obvious three..though.

2:39 pm April, 11 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

“Rest In Peace” tattoo
tribute to loss of his self
respect / dignity

2:52 pm April, 11 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Tape pasties not all
that was used. Whole roll needed
to tuck up the shlongs

1:58 pm April, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rev Chad does not
Want to go home. I have seen
God’s face at Jay Peak .
.
Please note that I am quite stoned on Green Mountain weed, Yagermeister, and Cherry Garcia and reserve the right to change my blown mind.
.

10:08 am April, 13 Et Tu Douche? said...

Rev Chad goes hippie
Spring skiing in Vermont
Eats mushrooms and twirls

12:59 pm April, 13 Et Tu Douche? said...

Rev Chad carves gnarly turns
Enjoys Lebanese Blonde
Concussions be damned

1:11 pm April, 13 Et Tu Douche? said...

Rev Chad born again
Head over to Burlington
Makes the snow yellow

5:38 pm April, 13 FredN. said...

One’s missing her teeth
One has nasty dirty socks
Eh, I’d blow load ‘inem

5:41 pm April, 13 FredN. said...

P.S.
Nice ham dangle
http://www.daylightvegas.com/gallerylight/0100/JoeJanet_Daylight_9-27-2014-6725.jpg

6:36 pm April, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Vermont chased me
Out when I dressed up like Ms.
Clinton like this http://207.199.174.56/img/zhGvfKaprH_HillaryJoker.jpg

6:42 pm April, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And thanks to Dickie
Fingers for getting me off
The damn board. First run.
.

8:53 pm April, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Honkey Flava Flav
Macking on Bleeth with Thigh Highs
But it’s a Tranny

11:09 pm April, 13 dickie fingers said...

Rev. Saw face of God
These two skanks remind me of
Satan’s scrotum sack

11:53 pm April, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Chest tatt stolen from
Hood of The Bandit’s Trans Am
The. Douchebag Mobile

11:56 pm April, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Above ground pool in
Sheboygan is a magnet
For all kinds of tarts

12:05 am April, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Yeast Bloom in her pants
Produces scent that curls hair
And grows silly ‘stache

11:58 pm April, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Blondie from Venus
Can fit Olympus Mons
In her Martian Hole.

12:01 am April, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Nathan Vane leaves his
Beloved Brooklyn for Cali.
“La Cage Au Fools”

12:04 am April, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Skank America
Pageant hosted by Bristol,
Myers, Sqibb and Sons.

12:07 am April, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“Farted?”…She exclaimed
“You know very well the smell
Of my pusscock, Mario”

3:11 am April, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It’s not every
Day that you find hairy Jew
Lesbian Anal, Sons.
.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=161213806.
.

12:15 pm April, 15 Dickie Fingers said...

With pubes on her head
and teeth moved to her pusscock
not real popular

12:16 pm April, 15 Dickie Fingers said...

Rev. that run looked like a lot more fun.

2:03 pm April, 15 FredN. said...

“Farted?”…She exclaimed
“You know very well the smell
Of my pusscock, Mario”

That got a true LOL

1:54 am April, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Seriously though….
I believe my aging spring
Would like to fuck Fro.
.
I seems that I have arithmetically pondered; and, by integral calculation, realized that I have less time upon which to live on the Earth (respect). A huge psychological acceptance of foul Death. Less time to worry about shit, Sons. Just work, fuck, feed the kids, study, and plan the perfect time to accelerate towards a tree in the sweet glades of the most beauteous Northeast Kingdom of Vermont.
.
I tried to have a heart attack skiing.

2:01 am April, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

When the phallus the likes of a humunkulous like that Spic ( respect). Aaron Fernadez got caught paying the baseball on all those drugs and guns it was all just shit wierd, Son. like the way ya felt the first ime you took a twelve year old for an ice cream cone. IFYKWIMAITTYD. But why shoot yo homie, homes. Can you dig it. Sometimes when my ankles hurt I think of the baby seal population and the way DB1 used to talk about Jew shit all the time. JEW JEW JEW JEW SHIT.
.
IF YOU ARE WATCHING DB1. MAKE MORE AND MORE MONEY!!!!!!!! FOR OUR JEWS. I DONT KNOW IF YOU OWN YOUR JEWS, BUT I BOUGHT AND BORNE MY JEWS AND I SAYS THAT THESE JEWESSES AT JAY PEAK IS LIKE THE CATSKILLS ALL OVER AGAIN.
.
P.S.
.
I LOVES ME MY POON.

1:37 am April, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Jack Kerouac had nothing on The Rev.

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