Monday, April 18, 2005

Friday Haiku

triple A doucheAs long as there is
Reward for Bad Behavior,
There will be D.J.’s…

Quintuplets in
Vegas. One’s been eaten by
Parasitic nose.

Dickie Fingers said…

It wasn’t a race
but she still won by a nose
Ashkenazi nose

DoucheyWallnuts said…

Proboscis size is
Directly correlated
To my renoB growth

DoucheyWallnuts said…

Rock, paper, scissors
Not as much fun as, Big Nose
Big Tits, Mini Skirt

When I was a child,
I dreamed of childish… HOLY F#CK
SHE’S GOT A BIG NOSE!!!!1

The Dude said…

D.J.’s get the girls
At least that’s what DJ’s say
Spinners? LP’s only.

Vin Douchal said…

Starts every convo:
“I’m a bass player, dig me”
Line. hasn’t worked yet

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

Mountain climbing is
not his thing, he’s more into
dancing on poles, sons.

Jacques Doucheteau said…

Semetic hott begs
for Titty Titty Bang Bang.
Walt Disney agrees.

 

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10:44 am April, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Quintuplets in
Vegas. One’s been eaten by
Parasitic nose.

1:46 pm April, 29 Dickie Fingers said...

It wasn’t a race
but she still won by a nose
Ashkenazi nose

2:52 pm April, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Proboscis size is
Directly correlated
To my renoB growth

2:55 pm April, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

If the nose knows, does
The nose know my renoB grows
So much that it shows?

2:57 pm April, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

It her nose were as
Big as her tits…Wait a sec
They are! Never mind…

2:59 pm April, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Rock, paper, scissors
Not as much fun as, Big Nose
Big Tits, Mini Skirt

3:11 pm April, 29 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Had to look up what
proboscis was. Learned me a
new word today. Thanks.

4:49 pm April, 29 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Pick which one is not
Lebanese. Hint: sunburn and
don’t smell like humus

4:50 pm April, 29 Vin Douchal said...

We call a big nose
A “69” taint tickler
And cum shot target

7:22 pm April, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

When I was a child,
I dreamed of childish… HOLY FUCK
SHE’S GOT A BIG NOSE!!!!1

7:24 pm April, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Middle chick has five
Head. I’d ass fuck her and plane
That fucking dome off.

7:26 pm April, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Doe eyed Christina
Is burnt. Rev Chads man butter
Will soothe her hot flash.

1:30 am April, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My doctor told me
The other day that I would have
Been eaten by wolves.

1:31 am April, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Al Gore’s Interwheb
Is the modern Tower of’
Babel. HEED MY WORDS!

1:32 am April, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Quitting cigarettes
Is kind of like if you fucked
Your Mom. But not as fun!

1:35 am April, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The curse of genius (TM)
Is never knowing when you
Are using it. Son.
.
Rev Chad TM (2015)

1:36 am April, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Never look beyond
The old labia, or the
Labia look at you.

1:37 am April, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The news is rigged on
The side of the Obama …. (no respect)
Phones. Fuck the world!

4:00 pm April, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Little Big Tits has
A marionette head that
Will give me bad dreams

5:14 pm April, 30 The Dude said...

Jenny’s boobs are not
Biodegradable, they’re
Motorboatable

12:44 am May, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rev Chad met the most
Hottest chick at an egg farm
Today. Never had
.
To get out of a place
So fast. She welcomed me with
The guile of woman
.
So peaceful with her
With her own awesomeness that
Her eyes looked straight
.
At my soul. I been
Looking for this chick my whole
Life. We are alone.
.
And she has to know
That I notice no man things
On this spinner farm.
.
Me and she. Ready
To pounce the 4′-10″ girl,
I reminded myself
.
That spinner rape is
Illegal. But she was so damn
Wholesome and perfect.
.
As I observed the
Organic eggs from a the
Mezzanine. I thought
.
Of myself walking
Around with her on my shy
Boner……spinning me
.
In and out of time.
Five minutes later I found
Myself blank and sweaty.
.
She was murmuring
On about hairy chickens
And would my wife and
.
Kids want one? I see
My reflection in the killing
Room. Her.. a four foot
.
Perfect brunette and
I carrying on like lovers,
I look at myself
.
And realize that
I have to leave before I get
The urge to put her
.
In the basket. I
Leave, knowing that the only
Way I bang her is
.
With force, grey hair in
The wind. I try to keep my
Balance as my old
.
Sprained body hobbles
To the van, and Lenny. and
Weed to while the time
.
Away until I
Forget about her, my age, and
Shop for rope and tape.

2:47 am May, 1 The Dude said...

D.J.’s get the girls
At least that’s what DJ’s say
Spinners? LP’s only.

3:49 am May, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts young spinner
In the basket or it gets
The hose. Priapism.

3:51 am May, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Unattainable
Hot giant midget keeps sleep
From my wretched mind.

12:42 pm May, 1 Charles Douchewin said...

Dear Rev,
.
I’m thinking about switching farmers’ markets, and your market sounds like a great place for, eggs.
.
Could you give me directions from southern Ontario?

12:54 pm May, 1 Charles Douchewin said...

Vacation photos
give fond memories, of a
heartwarming visit.

3:09 pm May, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Large marvelous globes
Answer question no one asked
Are they real or fake

3:11 pm May, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Double Nose Sisters
And sun crispened B-F-F
Can’t shake this loser

3:12 pm May, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Starts every convo:
“I’m a bass player, dig me”
Line. hasn’t worked yet

3:13 pm May, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Godzilla on way
Stomps giant green monolith
Her boobs save their lives

3:16 pm May, 1 Vin Douchal said...

If a sea landing
Her boobs, floatation device
Stewardess chuckled

3:17 pm May, 1 Vin Douchal said...

I’m boob fixated
I’d love to watch them thangs bounce
While pummelfucking

3:19 pm May, 1 Vin Douchal said...

I’m boob fixated
Love to squirt my protein shot
At target betwixt

3:20 pm May, 1 Vin Douchal said...

I’m boob fixated
Gobble, nibble, tweak, pinch-pinch
All that kinda shit

3:21 pm May, 1 Vin Douchal said...

I’m boob fixated
Dog Style in front of mirror
So don’t miss a thing

3:22 pm May, 1 Vin Douchal said...

I’m boob fixated
A Hawaiian Muscle Fuck
Squirt on chin finish

3:24 pm May, 1 Vin Douchal said...

I’m boob fixated
But actually an ass man
Exception to rule

3:25 pm May, 1 Vin Douchal said...

I’m boob fixated
What strip club does she work at
Is that like, stalking?

8:04 pm May, 1 Dickie Fingers said...

Other than claw hand
and the marionette head
she’s damn near perfect

8:05 pm May, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Mountain climbing is
not his thing, he’s more into
dancing on poles, sons.

8:07 pm May, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I would bet that he
would chew his arm off if it
got stuck between them.

8:12 pm May, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He looks for bro to
save him. Icky girls cramp his
style. Grindr soothes him.

8:14 pm May, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Are we done here?” asks
Chaz ’cause he wants to buy hot
guy at pool Bud Light.

8:16 pm May, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Chaz’z idea of
ultimate threesome doesn’t
involve any girls.

2:19 am May, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dark Sock gets so much
Poon with the broken vertebrae,
The kids call him Freddy.
.
Too Soon

2:20 am May, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Yagermeister has
Proven best treatment for sprained
Ankle by me toady.

2:23 am May, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Egg Spinner only
Went up to chicks tits. Smaller
Proportionately.

2:34 am May, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Midget porn is one
Of my favourites. This li’l
MIss is a whoreslut.

7:34 am May, 2 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Semetic hott begs
for Titty Titty Bang Bang.
Walt Disney agrees.

7:39 am May, 2 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I clicked on the Rev’s
Floppy dick pornhub link, but….
will he click on mine?

2:00 pm May, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Cool Jacques! I thought it
Was gonna be gross like cock
Insertions and shit.

7:13 pm May, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’m boob fixated
Boob boob boob boob boob boob boob
Boob boob boob boob boob

7:15 pm May, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Vegas or Newark
He’s odious and the Bleeths
Make me sprout renoBs

7:18 pm May, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

If her boobs could Twerk
I’d spew mad ejaculate
Much to my chagrin

7:20 pm May, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Little Big Tits is
This big oily Bohunk
Much to my chagrin

7:21 pm May, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

^with big oily Bohunk

7:23 pm May, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Looking at her boobs
I can’t see past her big chin
Much to my chagrin

4:25 pm May, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hamburgers best cooked
Over embers for the length of
Physical Graffiti.

2:08 am May, 5 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I’d love to tit fuck
but cawk would jab her nostrils
much to my chagrin.

12:16 pm May, 5 Et Tu Douche? said...

Dear Monsignor Chad Kroeger
.
Down here in the U.S. & A. we have a sport called Soccer which is similar to Futbol over there in Europe. It’s mostly played by young children forced upon them by their bored, wine guzzling, pill popping, Audi SUV driving moms. Some of these bored moms are hot and because their husbands are working very long hours to provide them and their children a lifestyle of entitlement they get lonely. The loneliness, boredom, and the numbness from the pills & booze often leads them to seek the comfort of other men and by comfort I mean semi-aggressive doggie at 2 in the afternoon in the pool house or just good old fashion missionary in the back of the SUV.
.
I doubt you have soccer in Canadia due to the weather and such but I was wondering are Hockey moms similar?
.
Sincerely,
ETD?

6:34 pm May, 5 Dickie Fingers said...

This site is slower
than Donkey Douche doing math
he’s an algebro

1:55 am May, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Et Tu
.
My girls have never been allowed to play this fartbol or soccer because it is patently gay and un-North Amerkun.
.
As far as hockey I don’t know shit except that the Montreal Canadians will win the Holy Stanley Cup this year..
.
I was raised as a fortunate son with regular weekends in the rugged Upstate (respect) Applachians and the sweet Green and White Mountain ranges of bucolic Vermont etc. Live free or die Sons.
.
Some think it unusual that someone of my distemper shunned the Canuck game. I say fuck it cause Dad Kroeger dug deep for that shit.
.
Mrs. Kroeger and I can’t make a fuck date, since the mammogram was put in my colonoscopy. The only hockey chicks I know pale to the 40-50 year old cool ski chick stoner rockhead chicks like Mrs. Kroeger. And in all fairness to Mrs. Kroeger before sweet Death comes for me soon, she’s not that fat and ugly. Pretty fucking bad though!
.
Come soon, sweetest DEATH!
.
I lie in your service, Sons. And DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!Peace be to you all my brothers. STTOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEd.
.

10:27 pm May, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Nice asses this
Week your Royal Heinous. We
Hunted the

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