Friday Haiku
Jed’s scalp underwear,
Caked with pheromones, attracts
Desperate cougars
The Dude said…
Use Axe Body Spray
And how you look don’t matter
You are a douchebag
Sugar Ray singer
Meets his two fans all these years
Later at the club.
Evil Jed Clampett
fingers Ellie Mae’s ‘possum
sticks it in cider.
Jed doesn’t care that
he can attract groupies from
latest Krokus tour.
The bottle-blonde twins
hold on to sixteen as long
as they can? Kougarz!
The exit sign is
The only attractive thing
in this whole picture.
It puts the bleach
In the basket, or it gets
The Hose. The Jedidiah Hose.
The purple light shines
Since the gyroscope was put
In their Monkey Holes.
Cougars celebrate
freshly installed gyroscopes
Jed is next in line.
George Hamilton’s girls
Were born tan and bottle blonde
With taste for douchebags
Here’s Patient Zero
The Asshat Epidemic
Spreading through your town
“Je n’suis pas Charlie!”
Les blondes allez mettre
Le Grand gryoscope
Use Axe Body Spray
And how you look don’t matter
You are a douchebag
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Where’s Add&Subtract Block® when you need it?
Sugar Ray singer
Meets his two fans all these years
Later at the club.
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http://www.keynotespeakerscanada.ca/speaker/wendy-mesley
Oops!
Blonde Inga knows that
It feels like to be double
Penetrated…twice.
Sonya on the right
Sucks balls the way G_d meant. Don’t
Care if they hairy.
Jedidiah wears
Bathing caps preparing for
The flood. Don’t take girls.
Alwaki Largeman
In the background. ..”There are the
Infidels I kill now.”
Evil Jed Clampett
fingers Ellie Mae’s ‘possum
sticks it in cider.
Modern day Dante
enters through exit portal
lower hell’s a bitch
The skank on the right
eats asparagus and beets
her cunt smells like pee
Jed doesn’t care that
he can attract groupies from
latest Krokus tour.
When red light flashes
doors will be sealed and poison
gas engulfs the room.
Bleeths don’t seem impressed
that Jed is grand prize from
trailer park bingo.
Physics question: Can
an empty object produce
feedback when hit hard?
Desperate cougars
head to rest room to spoon on
more make-up products.
The bottle-blonde twins
hold on to sixteen as long
as they can? Kougarz!
The exit sign is
The only attractive thing
in this whole picture.
The purple light shines
Since the gyroscope was put
In their Monkey Holes.
It puts the bleach
In the basket, or it gets
The Hose. The Jedidiah Hose.
Cougars celebrate
freshly installed gyroscopes
Jed is next in line.
Bleethy Bleethy Bleeth
Bleethy Bleethy Bleeth Bleeth Bleeth
Bleethy Bleethy Bleeth
He’s Been ‘Friend of God’
Since the Gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
If Yahweh saw this
He would smite them down, post haste
Smite post haste, I says
George Hamilton’s girls
Were born tan and bottle blonde
With taste for douchebags
Oblivious to
“Mother-Daughter Tranny Night”
Jed in for surprise
Good tranny call D
W. I want more trannies
Round here. Semites.
Party for cast of
“Mother Daughter Gang Bang 5”.
Smells like sweaty ass.
Here’s Patient Zero
The Asshat Epidemic
Spreading through your town
Lax night club dress code
Bleeths borrow his eye liner
Stoner Bro steals our chicks
Who wouldn’t want to
Bend over and pummelfuck
Blondie on the right
Who wouldn’t want to
Lubed cocck sphincter jackhammer
Blondie on the right
Who wouldn’t want to
Squirt nostrils full of goo on
Blondie on the right
Unibrow shave and
Hipster garb don’t hide the fact
That Jed is douchey
Who wouldn’t want to
Muscle fuck them hot hooters
Blondie on the right
Casting call for new
Abba biopic goes all wrong!
Jed too dark for Swede.
Jed taking a pass.
For any sexy time with
Blondie on the right!
When threesoming with
a mother and daughter who
receives the facial ?
^Mother
Rev Chad speaks the truth!
Mother then drips it
Into daughters mouth before they
French kiss as scene fades.
BTW, I have
Never watched any porn but
The research done here.
Insert Martha’s Vineyard
Joke below. If this doesn’t
Get Hermit boiling.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuWEkUcS0lI
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Appeasists
First jukebox playing
That fucking song in Vermont
Next week is unplugged.
Jukebox?
The comments below with JK/JT fiasco video are sweet.
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Sweetchilds
I used to dig JT’s music in the seventies when he was heroin-addicted. I’m sure that video will soften the hearts of the mooslims everywhere and fill them with hope and love.
As far as John Kerry, he’s a down-to-earth, blue collar Democrat who can relate to the working man and should have our utmost respect.
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He should also be given credit for hating Amërïkä slightly less than the terrorists.
“Je n’suis pas Charlie!”
Les blondes allez mettre
Le Grand gryoscope
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Tout comprends?
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My French got shitty
When I smoked too much weed at
University
“Muscle Fuck Them Hot
Hooters” was title of a
great book by Mark Twain
Aaron Rogers has
Anal cancer. And I do
Say, not the fun kind.
Bobby Jindal for President…….My Favorite Mexican.
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What bullshit is that fatherless, Mooslem, miscegeninatrix, .
Manchurian gonna throw at the worlds tonight, Son?
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He won’t say Islamic terrorist for sho that skinny faggot. I’d like to tie him to the whipping hole and make him have gorilla ape sex with his pig whore fat assed wife. That’d learn him.
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/372927