Sunday, April 3, 2005

Friday Haiku

wool hats indoors equal autodoucheJed’s scalp underwear,
Caked with pheromones, attracts
Desperate cougars

The Dude said…

Use Axe Body Spray
And how you look don’t matter
You are a douchebag

Sugar Ray singer
Meets his two fans all these years
Later at the club.

hermit said…

Evil Jed Clampett
fingers Ellie Mae’s ‘possum
sticks it in cider.

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

Jed doesn’t care that
he can attract groupies from
latest Krokus tour.

Charles Douchewin said…

The bottle-blonde twins
hold on to sixteen as long
as they can? Kougarz!

Charles Douchewin said…

The exit sign is
The only attractive thing
in this whole picture.

It puts the bleach
In the basket, or it gets
The Hose. The Jedidiah Hose.

The purple light shines
Since the gyroscope was put
In their Monkey Holes.

Dickie Fingers said…

Cougars celebrate
freshly installed gyroscopes
Jed is next in line.

DoucheyWallnuts said…

George Hamilton’s girls
Were born tan and bottle blonde
With taste for douchebags

Vin Douchal said…

Here’s Patient Zero
The Asshat Epidemic
Spreading through your town

The Dude said…

“Je n’suis pas Charlie!”
Les blondes allez mettre
Le Grand gryoscope

# posted by admin
4:53 am January, 15 The Dude said...

Use Axe Body Spray
And how you look don’t matter
You are a douchebag
.
.
Where’s Add&Subtract Block® when you need it?

7:14 am January, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sugar Ray singer
Meets his two fans all these years
Later at the club.
.
http://www.keynotespeakerscanada.ca/speaker/wendy-mesley

7:14 am January, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Oops!

7:16 am January, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Blonde Inga knows that
It feels like to be double
Penetrated…twice.

7:18 am January, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sonya on the right
Sucks balls the way G_d meant. Don’t
Care if they hairy.

7:20 am January, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jedidiah wears
Bathing caps preparing for
The flood. Don’t take girls.

7:21 am January, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Alwaki Largeman
In the background. ..”There are the
Infidels I kill now.”

1:38 pm January, 15 hermit said...

Evil Jed Clampett
fingers Ellie Mae’s ‘possum
sticks it in cider.

1:49 pm January, 15 hermit said...

Modern day Dante
enters through exit portal
lower hell’s a bitch

1:54 pm January, 15 hermit said...

The skank on the right
eats asparagus and beets
her cunt smells like pee

4:48 pm January, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Jed doesn’t care that
he can attract groupies from
latest Krokus tour.

4:52 pm January, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

When red light flashes
doors will be sealed and poison
gas engulfs the room.

4:55 pm January, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Bleeths don’t seem impressed
that Jed is grand prize from
trailer park bingo.

4:59 pm January, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Physics question: Can
an empty object produce
feedback when hit hard?

5:25 pm January, 15 Dickie Fingers said...

Desperate cougars
head to rest room to spoon on
more make-up products.

7:16 pm January, 15 Charles Douchewin said...

The bottle-blonde twins
hold on to sixteen as long
as they can? Kougarz!

7:18 pm January, 15 Charles Douchewin said...

The exit sign is
The only attractive thing
in this whole picture.

7:27 pm January, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The purple light shines
Since the gyroscope was put
In their Monkey Holes.

7:28 pm January, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the bleach
In the basket, or it gets
The Hose. The Jedidiah Hose.

8:10 pm January, 15 Dickie Fingers said...

Cougars celebrate
freshly installed gyroscopes
Jed is next in line.

9:28 pm January, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Bleethy Bleethy Bleeth
Bleethy Bleethy Bleeth Bleeth Bleeth
Bleethy Bleethy Bleeth

9:30 pm January, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

He’s Been ‘Friend of God’
Since the Gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole

9:31 pm January, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

If Yahweh saw this
He would smite them down, post haste
Smite post haste, I says

9:33 pm January, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

George Hamilton’s girls
Were born tan and bottle blonde
With taste for douchebags

9:37 pm January, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Oblivious to
“Mother-Daughter Tranny Night”
Jed in for surprise

11:53 pm January, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Good tranny call D
W. I want more trannies
Round here. Semites.

5:46 pm January, 16 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Party for cast of
“Mother Daughter Gang Bang 5”.
Smells like sweaty ass.

6:46 pm January, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Here’s Patient Zero
The Asshat Epidemic
Spreading through your town

6:54 pm January, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Lax night club dress code
Bleeths borrow his eye liner
Stoner Bro steals our chicks

6:56 pm January, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Who wouldn’t want to
Bend over and pummelfuck
Blondie on the right

7:00 pm January, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Who wouldn’t want to
Lubed cocck sphincter jackhammer
Blondie on the right

7:15 pm January, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Who wouldn’t want to
Squirt nostrils full of goo on
Blondie on the right

7:35 pm January, 16 The Dude said...

Unibrow shave and
Hipster garb don’t hide the fact
That Jed is douchey

7:40 pm January, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Who wouldn’t want to
Muscle fuck them hot hooters
Blondie on the right

8:09 pm January, 16 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Casting call for new
Abba biopic goes all wrong!
Jed too dark for Swede.

8:11 pm January, 16 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Jed taking a pass.
For any sexy time with
Blondie on the right!

8:17 pm January, 16 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

When threesoming with
a mother and daughter who
receives the facial ?

12:20 am January, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Mother

1:23 am January, 17 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Rev Chad speaks the truth!

2:23 am January, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mother then drips it
Into daughters mouth before they
French kiss as scene fades.

2:25 am January, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

BTW, I have
Never watched any porn but
The research done here.

2:29 am January, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Insert Martha’s Vineyard
Joke below. If this doesn’t
Get Hermit boiling.
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuWEkUcS0lI
.
Appeasists

2:30 am January, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

First jukebox playing
That fucking song in Vermont
Next week is unplugged.

2:31 am January, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jukebox?

2:41 am January, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The comments below with JK/JT fiasco video are sweet.
.
Sweetchilds

1:28 pm January, 17 hermit said...

I used to dig JT’s music in the seventies when he was heroin-addicted. I’m sure that video will soften the hearts of the mooslims everywhere and fill them with hope and love.
As far as John Kerry, he’s a down-to-earth, blue collar Democrat who can relate to the working man and should have our utmost respect.
.
He should also be given credit for hating Amërïkä slightly less than the terrorists.

4:58 pm January, 17 The Dude said...

“Je n’suis pas Charlie!”
Les blondes allez mettre
Le Grand gryoscope
.
Tout comprends?
.
My French got shitty
When I smoked too much weed at
University

5:30 pm January, 17 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

“Muscle Fuck Them Hot
Hooters” was title of a
great book by Mark Twain

12:05 am January, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Aaron Rogers has
Anal cancer. And I do
Say, not the fun kind.

8:27 pm January, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bobby Jindal for President…….My Favorite Mexican.
.
What bullshit is that fatherless, Mooslem, miscegeninatrix, .
Manchurian gonna throw at the worlds tonight, Son?
.
He won’t say Islamic terrorist for sho that skinny faggot. I’d like to tie him to the whipping hole and make him have gorilla ape sex with his pig whore fat assed wife. That’d learn him.
.
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