Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Friday Haiku

top class baggeryWell…”Lickety Split”:
Not just a saying for them…
It’s a way of life.

Et Tu Douche? said…

Saphhic potential
Inspires the Renob™
Hints of mon pubis.

DoucheyWallnuts said…

Rehab detritus
Latch on to Milfy Goodness
Thanks to alcohol

The Dude said…

Jeannie and Jennaie
Laugh at life’s sordid choices
They did not choose well.

Charles Douchewin said…

You’re all hired! Yelled
the casting director for
the film, “Money Shot”.

Magnum Douche P.I. said…

These two are the type
of broads that you can Chili
Dog on the first date

Do not Google “chili dog”  – DS

I’d do them both if
Heath Beardman was not in
Any way involved.

DoucheyWallnuts said…

I’d give her a thick
Braciole and for desert have
A Spumoni

Et Tu Douche? said…

Nice Can O’ Plenty
They May Be Fake May Be Real
The RenoB cares not

hermit said…

My only question,
does Bruce Jenner ovulate
or menopausal?

Vin Douchal said…

ReHab pool is brown
Water has toxic cultures
E-coli and staph

hermit said…

Those tits on the right
fight a long, losing battle
with gravity, son

Dickie Fingers said…

Rehab pool water
has been known to cure lupus
and spread the herpes

 

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10:51 am May, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...
12:41 pm May, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

Nice jugs chick in red
Motorboating fun bags
Hint of camel toe

12:45 pm May, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

Saphhic potential
Inspires the Renob™
Hints of mon pubis.

1:39 pm May, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

New name for the site;
Hot Milfs With Douchebags Poolside
Breathes life into Mock

2:03 pm May, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Hot Milfs With Fake Tits
Is another option to
Re invent the site

2:06 pm May, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Fake Tits Milf Twins
Illicit massive movement
Results in renoB

2:08 pm May, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Rehab detritus
Latch on to Milfy Goodness
Thanks to alcohol

2:10 pm May, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her left eye still shut
After catching Tommy’s load
In it during Brunch

3:15 pm May, 6 Dickie Fingers said...

I watched Et Tu’s Stackhouse video and then clicked on his FSU football preview video. Skip the first minute and a half. Or skip to about 4:00 for some real douchbaggery.

4:05 pm May, 6 The Dude said...

Jeannie and Jennaie
Laugh at life’s sordid choices
They did not choose well.

5:23 pm May, 6 Charles Douchewin said...

You’re all hired! Yelled
the casting director for
the film, “Money Shot”.

6:08 pm May, 6 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

These are the type of
broads that will rusty trombone
you on the first date

6:10 pm May, 6 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

These two are the type
of broads that you can donkey
punch on the first date

6:11 pm May, 6 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

These two are the type
of broads that you can Cleveland
Steamer on first date

6:12 pm May, 6 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

These two are the type
of broads that you can Chili
Dog on the first date
.
.
(look it up, you’ll wish you hadn’t)

7:07 pm May, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d do them both if
Heath Beardman was not in
Any way involved.

9:16 pm May, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d Throat Fuck these Bleeths
And then go out for Ziti
Baked Ziti, I says

9:26 pm May, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d do Heath Beardman
If these two were involved whilst
The Rev was watching

9:33 pm May, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Those tummies ain’t know
Nothing about birthin’ babies
Son. I bi-foculed ’em.

9:36 pm May, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rare is the woman-
With-child/thigh gap combo
Ever seen in public.
.
(WWC/TGC) 18

9:46 pm May, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Good God, grant me the
Serenity to accept the…
SPINNEZRS!…HOLY CUNTSTAIN!

11:19 pm May, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her hipbones give me
The boneR of pastime youth.
I linger….alive.

11:34 pm May, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Purple Power Plant
Is the new Afghooey, Son.
Lenny>Vermont.

6:34 pm May, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d Hate Fuck these Bleeths
And then go out for Scungil
Rustica, I says

6:38 pm May, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her hip bones would make
An awesome Ossobuco
Mangia Bene, Son

7:12 pm May, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d give her a thick
Braciole and for desert I’d
A Spumoni

7:14 pm May, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d give her a thick
Braciole and for desert have
A Spumoni

9:52 pm May, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Nah, hotts not so great
Like Corona, lousy beer
But nice boobies, though

9:54 pm May, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Ugly hatted dude
Looks like third Howard brother
Without the good looks

10:01 pm May, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Corona Beer tits
Give ya brew instead of milk
But who’s complaining

10:06 pm May, 7 Vin Douchal said...

The Clint Howard dude
And the word handsome never
Spake in same sentence

10:12 pm May, 7 Vin Douchal said...

It’s Corona tits
So,.. that’s what we really want
Hate to disappoint

10:49 pm May, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

There are lots of things
I could say about Curt Howard
But first the Tranya.
.

2:13 am May, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Their starting to teach
The BDSM lifestyle in Ontario
Schools. Fucking Commies!

2:14 am May, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That Sophia Vergara
Sure has some annoying fuck
Fucking Fucking voice.

2:15 am May, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dark Sock eats paper
And his thoughts show up on the
Big printer. Awesomesauce.

2:16 am May, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I could say I wasn’t
Fucking stoned cause I’m really
Fucking stoned and shit.

2:17 am May, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dead dog depression
Leading to end. Cloning my
Penis to bring her back.

2:18 am May, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Clint Howard disguised
As floaty raft in foreground
And in the aftground.

2:19 am May, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Did ya ever have
a dog die and you realize
How bad you did stunk?

2:21 am May, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Lenny and I are
Opening cafe for weed dudes
Before deregulation.

2:22 am May, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I ate at Taco
Bell and shit all over the

Fucking bathroom…..son.

12:38 pm May, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

Nice Can O’ Plenty
They May Be Fake May Be Real
The RenoB cares not

5:28 pm May, 8 hermit said...

Don’t forget Sunday
Remember who nurtured you
Happy Mother’s Day

5:32 pm May, 8 hermit said...

What could be better
than honoring dear old Mom
with Mom’s Day ass pear?

5:33 pm May, 8 hermit said...

Gilligan’s Island
Just hasn’t been the same since
Ginger ate pussy

5:36 pm May, 8 hermit said...

My only question,
does Bruce Jenner ovulate
or menopausal?

8:44 pm May, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Haha, these dipshits
Forgot I took their money
Playing “Don’t Pass Line”

8:48 pm May, 8 Vin Douchal said...

ReHab pool is brown
Water has toxic cultures
E-coli and staph

8:50 pm May, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Woody and Opie
“Two Beer Guys” on three beer day
Next: barfing, sunburn

9:33 pm May, 8 Wheezer said...

“Margarita V”:
licking the salt from the ‘tween;
it came from his peen.

9:37 pm May, 8 Wheezer said...

The drink on the right
looks like Mr. White slushie,
complete with Type O.

9:44 pm May, 8 Wheezer said...

Granddaughter of Greg
Brady
…..and CIndy????? TV
incest draws douchebags.

9:45 pm May, 8 Wheezer said...

That’s her on the right,
I mean. I was too shocked to
count the syllables.

11:27 am May, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I never forget
Mother. But she’s wanted me
Back in cunt for years
.
Dirty Whore

11:29 am May, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As I near the end
Of my times, and in my dying
Bed; my mind always,
.
Goes back to Tami,
And the weed. and the weed. And
The Mean Machine, Sons.
.
Apologies to Gen. Mac

12:00 pm May, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Rev’s poetic
Haiku brings a tear to my
eye. Kills my renoB

12:02 pm May, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I come here for Bleeths
That give me renoBs, and Mock
Not to be depressed

10:33 pm May, 9 hermit said...

Those tits on the right
fight a long, losing battle
with gravity, son

10:36 pm May, 9 hermit said...

Dead skin and Valtrex®
line the sordid banks of that
foul pool of water

12:05 am May, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hermit speaks truthly.
I’ve seen some late twenties whore
Tits swinging like that……
.
…..Cloris Leachman.

12:06 am May, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Properly treated with
Dead Sea baths, the fake tits can
Last up to twelve years.
.
Jew Whores

10:01 am May, 10 hermit said...

Handsome chick on right
looks hauntingly familiar
Is that Paul Newman?

10:05 am May, 10 hermit said...

I’ll have you know Rev
I sleep ’bout three hours per night
Since quitting benzos
.
.
fuck

6:38 pm May, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Bad man. Do you have
Tremors, sweats, visions, nausea?
My doc wants me off.
.
Fuck him!

9:33 pm May, 10 hermit said...

No tremors and shit
just fucckin irritable
more than usual
.
and can’t sleep
.
fuck me

10:57 pm May, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

You could have had it
Worse, Son. I got my license
Taken and bullshit.

3:17 pm May, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Tales of woe also
Kill the renoBs. Is this the
Jerry Springer Show?

12:43 pm May, 12 Dickie Fingers said...

Rehab pool water
has been known to cure lupus
and spread the herpes

8:09 pm May, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dark Sock on bass
At fifty-three minutes. Rev
Chad is Stephen Stills.
.
Find the Cost of Fuck Dark Sock, Carry on!

8:10 pm May, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

oops
.

12:12 am May, 13 Et Tu Douche? said...

Monsignor Rev Chad
Comic Rachel Feinstein
AshKenazi? Sephardi?

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