Friday Haiku
Well…”Lickety Split”:
Not just a saying for them…
It’s a way of life.
Saphhic potential
Inspires the Renob™
Hints of mon pubis.
Rehab detritus
Latch on to Milfy Goodness
Thanks to alcohol
Jeannie and Jennaie
Laugh at life’s sordid choices
They did not choose well.
You’re all hired! Yelled
the casting director for
the film, “Money Shot”.
These two are the type
of broads that you can Chili
Dog on the first date
* Do not Google “chili dog” – DS
I’d do them both if
Heath Beardman was not in
Any way involved.
^Those tummies ain’t know
Nothing about birthin’ babies
Son. I bi-foculed ‘em.
I’d give her a thick
Braciole and for desert have
A Spumoni
Nice Can O’ Plenty
They May Be Fake May Be Real
The RenoB cares not
My only question,
does Bruce Jenner ovulate
or menopausal?
ReHab pool is brown
Water has toxic cultures
E-coli and staph
Those tits on the right
fight a long, losing battle
with gravity, son
Rehab pool water
has been known to cure lupus
and spread the herpes
Nice jugs chick in red
Motorboating fun bags
Hint of camel toe
Saphhic potential
Inspires the Renob™
Hints of mon pubis.
New name for the site;
Hot Milfs With Douchebags Poolside
Breathes life into Mock
Hot Milfs With Fake Tits
Is another option to
Re invent the site
The Fake Tits Milf Twins
Illicit massive movement
Results in renoB
Rehab detritus
Latch on to Milfy Goodness
Thanks to alcohol
Her left eye still shut
After catching Tommy’s load
In it during Brunch
I watched Et Tu’s Stackhouse video and then clicked on his FSU football preview video. Skip the first minute and a half. Or skip to about 4:00 for some real douchbaggery.
Jeannie and Jennaie
Laugh at life’s sordid choices
They did not choose well.
You’re all hired! Yelled
the casting director for
the film, “Money Shot”.
These are the type of
broads that will rusty trombone
you on the first date
These two are the type
of broads that you can donkey
punch on the first date
These two are the type
of broads that you can Cleveland
Steamer on first date
These two are the type
of broads that you can Chili
Dog on the first date
.
.
(look it up, you’ll wish you hadn’t)
I’d do them both if
Heath Beardman was not in
Any way involved.
I’d Throat Fuck these Bleeths
And then go out for Ziti
Baked Ziti, I says
I’d do Heath Beardman
If these two were involved whilst
The Rev was watching
^Those tummies ain’t know
Nothing about birthin’ babies
Son. I bi-foculed ’em.
Rare is the woman-
With-child/thigh gap combo
Ever seen in public.
.
(WWC/TGC) 18
Good God, grant me the
Serenity to accept the…
SPINNEZRS!…HOLY CUNTSTAIN!
Her hipbones give me
The boneR of pastime youth.
I linger….alive.
Purple Power Plant
Is the new Afghooey, Son.
Lenny>Vermont.
I’d Hate Fuck these Bleeths
And then go out for Scungil
Rustica, I says
Her hip bones would make
An awesome Ossobuco
Mangia Bene, Son
I’d give her a thick
Braciole and for desert I’d
A Spumoni
I’d give her a thick
Braciole and for desert have
A Spumoni
Nah, hotts not so great
Like Corona, lousy beer
But nice boobies, though
Ugly hatted dude
Looks like third Howard brother
Without the good looks
Corona Beer tits
Give ya brew instead of milk
But who’s complaining
The Clint Howard dude
And the word handsome never
Spake in same sentence
It’s Corona tits
So,.. that’s what we really want
Hate to disappoint
There are lots of things
I could say about Curt Howard
But first the Tranya.
.
Their starting to teach
The BDSM lifestyle in Ontario
Schools. Fucking Commies!
That Sophia Vergara
Sure has some annoying fuck
Fucking Fucking voice.
Dark Sock eats paper
And his thoughts show up on the
Big printer. Awesomesauce.
I could say I wasn’t
Fucking stoned cause I’m really
Fucking stoned and shit.
Dead dog depression
Leading to end. Cloning my
Penis to bring her back.
Clint Howard disguised
As floaty raft in foreground
And in the aftground.
Did ya ever have
a dog die and you realize
How bad you did stunk?
Lenny and I are
Opening cafe for weed dudes
Before deregulation.
I ate at Taco
Bell and shit all over the
Fucking bathroom…..son.
Nice Can O’ Plenty
They May Be Fake May Be Real
The RenoB cares not
Don’t forget Sunday
Remember who nurtured you
Happy Mother’s Day
What could be better
than honoring dear old Mom
with Mom’s Day ass pear?
Gilligan’s Island
Just hasn’t been the same since
Ginger ate pussy
My only question,
does Bruce Jenner ovulate
or menopausal?
Haha, these dipshits
Forgot I took their money
Playing “Don’t Pass Line”
ReHab pool is brown
Water has toxic cultures
E-coli and staph
Woody and Opie
“Two Beer Guys” on three beer day
Next: barfing, sunburn
“Margarita V”:
licking the salt from the ‘tween;
it came from his peen.
The drink on the right
looks like Mr. White slushie,
complete with Type O.
Granddaughter of Greg
Brady…..and CIndy????? TV
incest draws douchebags.
That’s her on the right,
I mean. I was too shocked to
count the syllables.
I never forget
Mother. But she’s wanted me
Back in cunt for years
.
Dirty Whore
As I near the end
Of my times, and in my dying
Bed; my mind always,
.
Goes back to Tami,
And the weed. and the weed. And
The Mean Machine, Sons.
.
Apologies to Gen. Mac
The Rev’s poetic
Haiku brings a tear to my
eye. Kills my renoB
I come here for Bleeths
That give me renoBs, and Mock
Not to be depressed
Those tits on the right
fight a long, losing battle
with gravity, son
Dead skin and Valtrex®
line the sordid banks of that
foul pool of water
Hermit speaks truthly.
I’ve seen some late twenties whore
Tits swinging like that……
.
…..Cloris Leachman.
Properly treated with
Dead Sea baths, the fake tits can
Last up to twelve years.
.
Jew Whores
Handsome chick on right
looks hauntingly familiar
Is that Paul Newman?
I’ll have you know Rev
I sleep ’bout three hours per night
Since quitting benzos
.
.
fuck
^Bad man. Do you have
Tremors, sweats, visions, nausea?
My doc wants me off.
.
Fuck him!
No tremors and shit
just fucckin irritable
more than usual
.
and can’t sleep
.
fuck me
You could have had it
Worse, Son. I got my license
Taken and bullshit.
Tales of woe also
Kill the renoBs. Is this the
Jerry Springer Show?
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Rehab pool water
has been known to cure lupus
and spread the herpes
Dark Sock on bass
At fifty-three minutes. Rev
Chad is Stephen Stills.
.
Find the Cost of Fuck Dark Sock, Carry on!
oops
.
Monsignor Rev Chad
Comic Rachel Feinstein
AshKenazi? Sephardi?