Friday Haiku – Silicone Edition
You ever wonder
How RealDolls™ are made? I know.
These two hump, birth them.
She’s got a palsy
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
I would penetrate
Blondie’s microkini with
My plumb bob pants pipe
Her sippy cup of
Energy drink brew cocktail
Cost him weekly pay
Migrant farm workers
pause in the fields to savor
a break from the heat.
Bottle Blonde Man Head
Kills my renoB. Tight torso
Not withstanding. Son
Does anyone else
think that her tatt resembles
most of Chad’s colon?
Juan works out at the
No Leg Machines Gym. Shops at
the Johnny Cash Store
When silicone starts
to lactate from your hips you
know you have problem.
Twenty-three and she’s
already starting to get
the Bea Arthur look
She has shaved her Mons
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkeyhole
Aztec bicep tatt
God of Infertility
At least let’s hope so
It put the roids in
The basket, or it gets the
Hose. The Shrunken Hose
She’s got a palsy
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
It put the roids in
The basket, or it gets the
Hose. The Shrunken Hose.
Jesus’ tatt about
To be conjoined with the wall
Posies. Soylent Groo.
It puts the lotion
in the basket or it gets
the dry thumb-plunge hose
Titties. Tee-Yuht-Taze.
Boobly-Bobbly-Teat-Bone-Titz.
Big floppen Titties.
I would penetrate
Blondie’s microkini with
My plumb bob pants pipe
Juan’s leg is smaller
Than his forearm. Doesn’t bode
well for his pants pipe.
This is the sort of
Bleeth who gets weirded out when
Guys don’t cum on her
Her tolerance for
Roofies is legendary
His peen size is not
Her sippy cup of
Energy drink brew cocktail
Cost him weekly pay
The end is nigh folks
Their silicon based progeny
Will overtake us
Migrant farm workers
pause in the fields to savor
a break from the heat.
A bleached anus is
butt one of her many gifts
to humanity.
Bottle Blonde Man Head
Kills my renoB. Tight torso
Not withstanding. Son
The Paper Wristband
Is a sign of the Douchebag
Like the “URC”
The Phallic image
In her pre-sternal region
Threatens Small Dick Dirk
She has shaved her Mons
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkeyhole
This is the sort of
bleeth that gets weirded out when
guys don’t donkey punch
This is the sort of
bleeth that gets weirded out when
guys don’t piss on her
The meds to cure all
her V.D.’s haven’t even
been invented yet
Juan works out at the
No Leg Machines Gym. Shops at
the Johnny Cash Store
I think it’s creepy
that Pablo gets turned on by
bleeths with Ed Gein face.
When silicone starts
to lactate from your hips you
know you have problem.
Trannies in Vegas
are much better than ones on
pysch ward thinks Pablo.
LargeMan-Face Jen’s tits:
no longer fully bio-
degradable. Sons.
.
She’s been sketchy since
almost everything was
in her monkey hole
Baba Douchey says
She’ll ride the Sybian, Bawf
Scratch her anal warts
Remake no one wants
Fugly King Kong and Faye Rae
Ship back to jungle
“Put an expoding
peacock’s ass in my tribal”
says douche at tatt shop.
All the gyroscopes
in the world can’t save us from
the low-lifes like these.
Does anyone else
think that her tatt resembles
most of Chad’s colon?
Twenty-three and she’s
already starting to get
the Bea Arthur look
The baby they used
in American Sniper
looks more real than her
Pro tip: cum washes
out of hair extensions and
bikinis quicker.
This is the sort of
bleeth that gets weirded out by
any body hair.
This is the sort of
bleeth that gets weirded out by
negative pap smears.
Little Jack Horner
stuck in his thumb and pulled out
a prophylactic
Portrait of things small
itsty-bitsy bikini
his teeny weenie
she was attractive
before the tats and nose ring
he has never been
Her tits are so fake,
She calls them Kim and Kendall
Hardashian, Son.
Her tits are so fake,
Pam Anderson and Tommy
Lee’s cock laugh at them.
Dude resembles chimp
Chick harkens to college crabs
Pube shave and scrub down
Aztec bicep tatt
God of Infertility
At least let’s hope so
ReHab swimming pool
More polluted and rancid
Than Chinese river
This Chinese river
Is anybody
Here still talking about RUSH
I’ve got the good news.
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https://www.facebook.com/rushtheband/photos/a.428585452061.231001.53385812061/10152513903957062/?type=1&theater
@al
A wise man, young Vin
Douchal waxed poetic on
Past times morn. A young
Bruno Mars, said he.
“Would be the next __ ___ __.”
I believe he’s right.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPf0YbXqDm0
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Or am I really behind the times?
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@Dr. Bunsen
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How you doing Son?
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Oops
I spy Fenny Argentina ass pants, Son.
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Stooooooooooooooooooooooooned!!!
This is the sort of
bleeth that gets weirded out when
You cum in her ear
This is the sort of
bleeth that gets weirded out when
You Dutch Oven her
This is the sort of
bleeth that gets weirded out when
You don’t notice her
This is the sort of
bleeth that gets weirded out when
You don’t bang her mom
This is the sort of
bleeth that gets weirded out when
Balls are deflated
This is the sort of
bleeth that gets weirded out when
Her dad doesn’t watch
This is the sort of
bleeth that gets weirded out when
Peroxide runs out
I’d still fuck Margo Thomas even after Phil’s dirty liberal penis has spolied her flower.
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Bring on the blizza5d Son.
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Fuck you Father Time! This cat is Go Proin his old Dad from a snowboard and shit.
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Fractures