Tuesday, April 5, 2005

Friday Haiku – Silicone Edition

the classics never go outta styleYou ever wonder
How RealDolls™ are made? I know.
These two hump, birth them.

She’s got a palsy
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

The Dude said…

I would penetrate
Blondie’s microkini with
My plumb bob pants pipe

Her sippy cup of
Energy drink brew cocktail
Cost him weekly pay

Charles Douchewin said…

Migrant farm workers
pause in the fields to savor
a break from the heat.

 

DoucheyWallnuts said…

Bottle Blonde Man Head
Kills my renoB. Tight torso
Not withstanding. Son

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

Does anyone else
think that her tatt resembles
most of Chad’s colon?

Magnum Douche P.I. said…

Juan works out at the
No Leg Machines Gym. Shops at
the Johnny Cash Store

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

When silicone starts
to lactate from your hips you
know you have problem.

Jacques Doucheteau said…

Twenty-three and she’s
already starting to get
the Bea Arthur look

DoucheyWallnuts said…

She has shaved her Mons
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkeyhole

Vin Douchal said…

Aztec bicep tatt
God of Infertility
At least let’s hope so

It put the roids in
The basket, or it gets the
Hose. The Shrunken Hose

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12:14 am January, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s got a palsy
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

12:16 am January, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It put the roids in
The basket, or it gets the
Hose. The Shrunken Hose.

12:20 am January, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jesus’ tatt about
To be conjoined with the wall
Posies. Soylent Groo.

12:55 am January, 22 hermit said...

It puts the lotion
in the basket or it gets
the dry thumb-plunge hose

1:11 am January, 22 DarkSock said...

Titties. Tee-Yuht-Taze.
Boobly-Bobbly-Teat-Bone-Titz.
Big floppen Titties.

4:10 am January, 22 The Dude said...

I would penetrate
Blondie’s microkini with
My plumb bob pants pipe

4:18 am January, 22 The Dude said...

Juan’s leg is smaller
Than his forearm. Doesn’t bode
well for his pants pipe.

9:17 am January, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This is the sort of
Bleeth who gets weirded out when
Guys don’t cum on her

9:22 am January, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Her tolerance for
Roofies is legendary
His peen size is not

9:27 am January, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Her sippy cup of
Energy drink brew cocktail
Cost him weekly pay

9:29 am January, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The end is nigh folks
Their silicon based progeny
Will overtake us

1:10 pm January, 22 Charles Douchewin said...

Migrant farm workers
pause in the fields to savor
a break from the heat.

1:11 pm January, 22 Charles Douchewin said...

A bleached anus is
butt one of her many gifts
to humanity.

1:26 pm January, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Bottle Blonde Man Head
Kills my renoB. Tight torso
Not withstanding. Son

1:29 pm January, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Paper Wristband
Is a sign of the Douchebag
Like the “URC”

1:36 pm January, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Phallic image
In her pre-sternal region
Threatens Small Dick Dirk

1:37 pm January, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She has shaved her Mons
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkeyhole

5:15 pm January, 22 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

This is the sort of
bleeth that gets weirded out when
guys don’t donkey punch

5:16 pm January, 22 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

This is the sort of
bleeth that gets weirded out when
guys don’t piss on her

6:16 pm January, 22 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

The meds to cure all
her V.D.’s haven’t even
been invented yet

6:18 pm January, 22 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Juan works out at the
No Leg Machines Gym. Shops at
the Johnny Cash Store

7:55 pm January, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think it’s creepy
that Pablo gets turned on by
bleeths with Ed Gein face.

7:56 pm January, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

When silicone starts
to lactate from your hips you
know you have problem.

7:59 pm January, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Trannies in Vegas
are much better than ones on
pysch ward thinks Pablo.

4:54 am January, 23 The Dude said...

LargeMan-Face Jen’s tits:
no longer fully bio-
degradable. Sons.
.

12:46 pm January, 23 Dickie Fingers said...

She’s been sketchy since
almost everything was
in her monkey hole

4:17 pm January, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Baba Douchey says
She’ll ride the Sybian, Bawf
Scratch her anal warts

4:19 pm January, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Remake no one wants
Fugly King Kong and Faye Rae
Ship back to jungle

4:58 pm January, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Put an expoding
peacock’s ass in my tribal”
says douche at tatt shop.

5:01 pm January, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

All the gyroscopes
in the world can’t save us from
the low-lifes like these.

5:04 pm January, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Does anyone else
think that her tatt resembles
most of Chad’s colon?

5:39 pm January, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Twenty-three and she’s
already starting to get
the Bea Arthur look

5:42 pm January, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

The baby they used
in American Sniper
looks more real than her

5:46 pm January, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Pro tip: cum washes
out of hair extensions and
bikinis quicker.

5:48 pm January, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

This is the sort of
bleeth that gets weirded out by
any body hair.

5:51 pm January, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

This is the sort of
bleeth that gets weirded out by
negative pap smears.

7:30 pm January, 23 hermit said...

Little Jack Horner
stuck in his thumb and pulled out
a prophylactic

7:36 pm January, 23 hermit said...

Portrait of things small
itsty-bitsy bikini
his teeny weenie

7:43 pm January, 23 Dickie Fingers said...

she was attractive
before the tats and nose ring
he has never been

9:14 pm January, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tits are so fake,
She calls them Kim and Kendall
Hardashian, Son.

9:16 pm January, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tits are so fake,
Pam Anderson and Tommy
Lee’s cock laugh at them.

9:41 pm January, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Dude resembles chimp
Chick harkens to college crabs
Pube shave and scrub down

9:43 pm January, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Aztec bicep tatt
God of Infertility
At least let’s hope so

9:51 pm January, 23 Vin Douchal said...

ReHab swimming pool
More polluted and rancid
Than Chinese river

9:53 pm January, 23 Vin Douchal said...

This Chinese river

10:20 pm January, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Is anybody
Here still talking about RUSH
I’ve got the good news.
.
https://www.facebook.com/rushtheband/photos/a.428585452061.231001.53385812061/10152513903957062/?type=1&theater

12:09 am January, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@al

A wise man, young Vin
Douchal waxed poetic on
Past times morn. A young

12:14 am January, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bruno Mars, said he.
“Would be the next __ ___ __.”
I believe he’s right.
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPf0YbXqDm0
.
Or am I really behind the times?
.

@Dr. Bunsen
.
How you doing Son?
.
Oops

2:49 am January, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I spy Fenny Argentina ass pants, Son.
.
Stooooooooooooooooooooooooned!!!

3:11 am January, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This is the sort of
bleeth that gets weirded out when
You cum in her ear

3:12 am January, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This is the sort of
bleeth that gets weirded out when
You Dutch Oven her

3:12 am January, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This is the sort of
bleeth that gets weirded out when
You don’t notice her

3:15 am January, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This is the sort of
bleeth that gets weirded out when
You don’t bang her mom

3:16 am January, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This is the sort of
bleeth that gets weirded out when
Balls are deflated

3:21 am January, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This is the sort of
bleeth that gets weirded out when
Her dad doesn’t watch

3:22 am January, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This is the sort of
bleeth that gets weirded out when
Peroxide runs out

3:30 am January, 26 Rev Chad of The Future Sandwich Generation said...

I’d still fuck Margo Thomas even after Phil’s dirty liberal penis has spolied her flower.
.
Bring on the blizza5d Son.
.
Fuck you Father Time! This cat is Go Proin his old Dad from a snowboard and shit.
.
Fractures

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