Tuesday, May 3, 2005
I am so confused…
Is it “Take Mom to Club Night”,
or “Bring your two Dads”?…
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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They proposed threesome.
She got to play Words With Friends
while they had Cock Fight!
Douche Pro Tip. Early
hair loss ? Headband and some douche
goggles will solve that.
Gang signs indicate
We are two hard ass street thugs
in need of hair gel.
Dark Sock laughs,…” I knew
Samurai Scrote. And you boys
Are no Samurai Scrote, Sons.”
She needs a nose job
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Booby Holes.
Jim McMahon and Jim
McMahon Jr. meet the fan
at Inflategate bash!
I would motorboat
Tina’s ripe firm breasteses
all f’ing night long.
Did yo all fucking
Die. I got shitty stories
To tell Y’all Sons.
I’m pretty licckered
Up and fucking stoned and
Shit. You know. normaal.
I could’ve got laid
Two times last weekend. One
An olde compatriot.
50 years olde she is.
And still a pig-tailed
In my fettered eyes.
^Five year olde still. An
Angel in fine body and
Twisted mind. And the
Other, a zaftig
Tattoo artist old in the
spirit, though youngg in the
Mullatta girth and shit,
She was wise in sage
And permanent makup. Lips
That could suck iron.
Guilt pangs feud with
The Ego;; and thereffore struggle
with the Id. Thebold
The old hippy can
]Stuggle with the tech sit,
Forever to die.
Once more at the helm
Of Leah’s firend and nother
Mulatreess. I fear
For the sanctity of marriage and my own future ass I fall into the abyss of temptation.
But I fear foe my
Family and my Garden )respect_
And the turmoil
Of infedelity.
I chose to be true to Mrs.
Kroeger. Humbled by the opp.
And then I fucked them both.
Based on a semi-
True storey that happened
And then I got the
Gonnorreah and dirty
Shit. I;m fucked and shitt sons
^^^^STAY OFF THE YAGER
^ Words to live by and
shit, sons. Where did all you mock
men (and Nancy) go ?
Rev Chad A Mans Man
True Cocksman Until The End
May He Bone In Peace.
Three’s Company too?
Not with these two, thinks the blonde
Gotta check Ashley
Only real class joints
Feature dropped ceilings and this
Kind of clientele
Poor Brian Bosworth
Got hit in the head too much
Macks horrendous Bleeths
The second of local
Ashley Madison fallout
In my rural burb.
.
Keep getting funnier.
.
Ashley Madison
a place for horny dudes to
chat with horny dudes
Rest of Duggar clan
mugs for the camera. Hope
for new T.V. show.
Hats off to these two
douches. Her queefs have been known
to kill zombie bugs.
Frat boys Moose and Spaz
Still flunk every test taken
She has a big cocck
NO GREEN ROOM FOR YOU !
Last place air guitar teammates
To Britney tunes? Dopes
These two think headbands
can replace helmets for rides
on special short bus.
Where is cool cowboy
Dole out dope slaps up in here?
They’ll cry to mama
Caitlyn talks to Chaz
and Biff about converting
to “her” team. They’re game.
ABBA tribute band
Brunette can’t be in this pic
Barfing sperm out back
Their claim of being
“gay for pay” doesn’t pass smell
test. “Jill” knows better.
Check out this weird scene
Hah! Lesbians nowadays
Dykes have “Man Look” nailed
Trapped in infinite
loop of throwing scissors makes
for boring game.
New experiment:
Firmly planted in all holes
Four unseen dildos
Check my last haiku.
Are they asking her advice
for good scissoring?
Jizz mopper’s union
celebrates two months without
any ingestions.
Just pose for picture
and maybe she will get lost
I’m hot for you, Bro
Regrets, I have two.
They’ll discover, when we’re through.
Warts, and the clap, too.
How high is the weed
In the grove, Rev Chad, Son.? Eight
Feet high and rising.
This is the same girl
From the last weeks Haiku, which
Is two months old.
So,… here we are still
Stuck with these mother fuckers
Fuck these fucking dopes
.
Was that a bit harsh?
Too fucking bad, these chodes are
Like all I.E. cranks
I.E. cranks, I says
Prob’ly drive Honda Civics,
Take two parking spots
On the rare time I
Go to the asshole Walmart
They fly o’er speed bumps
They load four or five
Thirty-packs of the Bud Light
In waggy wheel cart
Use “Bro” at the end
Every sentence they utter
Pay with EBT
My look of disdain
Unnoticed until I cough,
Fist over mouth, DOUCHE!”
So,… here we are still
Stuck with these mother fuckers
Fuck these fucking dopes
.
Was that a bit harsh?
Too fucking bad, these chodes are
Like all I.E. cranks
.
I.E. cranks, I says
Prob’ly drive Honda Civics,
Take two parking spots
.
On the rare time I
Go to the asshole Walmart
They fly o’er speed bumps
.
They load four or five
Thirty-packs of the Bud Light
In waggy wheel cart
.
Use “Bro” at the end
Every sentence they utter
Pay with EBT
.
My look of disdain
Unnoticed until I cough,
Fist over mouth, DOUCHE!”
.
.
EDIT^
http://memegenerator.net/Father-Wanted-Free-Teeth/embeddable
I’m sad to report
That our leader, Dark Sock has died
Trying to keep the Arabs
.
Out of Biloxi.
Like Pumpy and the
BCS, gone before time.
.
He lives on only
In the memory of an intern
Who’s mams he bammed.
.
On his old drafting
Table. Without a condom. Drunk
Testing hot waters.
.
It seems ike just three
Months ago he posted this Haiku
And now he’s gone.
.
He done got the Arabs. Son.
I have found a balm
For my internet soul. The lone
Rantings of this guy.
.
http://www.infowars.com/video-not-having-sex-with-black-people-is-racist/
http://www.ctvnews.ca/world/texas-police-remove-loaded-gun-from-woman-s-body-after-cavity-search-1.2554399