Tuesday, May 3, 2005

superclassic baggeryI am so confused…
Is it “Take Mom to Club Night”,
or “Bring your two Dads”?…

# posted by admin
1:43 pm August, 21 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

They proposed threesome.
She got to play Words With Friends
while they had Cock Fight!

4:42 am August, 22 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Douche Pro Tip. Early
hair loss ? Headband and some douche
goggles will solve that.

12:25 pm August, 22 Carlos Danger said...

Gang signs indicate
We are two hard ass street thugs
in need of hair gel.

1:12 pm August, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dark Sock laughs,…” I knew
Samurai Scrote. And you boys
Are no Samurai Scrote, Sons.”

1:13 pm August, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She needs a nose job
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Booby Holes.

5:55 pm August, 22 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Jim McMahon and Jim
McMahon Jr. meet the fan
at Inflategate bash!

6:08 pm August, 24 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I would motorboat
Tina’s ripe firm breasteses
all f’ing night long.

12:49 am August, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Did yo all fucking
Die. I got shitty stories
To tell Y’all Sons.

12:50 am August, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m pretty licckered
Up and fucking stoned and
Shit. You know. normaal.

12:52 am August, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I could’ve got laid
Two times last weekend. One
An olde compatriot.

12:53 am August, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

50 years olde she is.
And still a pig-tailed
In my fettered eyes.

12:55 am August, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Five year olde still. An
Angel in fine body and
Twisted mind. And the

12:57 am August, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Other, a zaftig
Tattoo artist old in the
spirit, though youngg in the
Mullatta girth and shit,

12:58 am August, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She was wise in sage
And permanent makup. Lips
That could suck iron.

1:00 am August, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Guilt pangs feud with
The Ego;; and thereffore struggle
with the Id. Thebold

1:01 am August, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The old hippy can
]Stuggle with the tech sit,
Forever to die.

1:02 am August, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Once more at the helm
Of Leah’s firend and nother
Mulatreess. I fear
For the sanctity of marriage and my own future ass I fall into the abyss of temptation.

1:03 am August, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

But I fear foe my
Family and my Garden )respect_
And the turmoil

1:04 am August, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Of infedelity.
I chose to be true to Mrs.
Kroeger. Humbled by the opp.

1:05 am August, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And then I fucked them both.

1:07 am August, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Based on a semi-
True storey that happened

1:08 am August, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And then I got the
Gonnorreah and dirty
Shit. I;m fucked and shitt sons

4:59 pm August, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^^^^STAY OFF THE YAGER

6:01 pm August, 25 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

^ Words to live by and
shit, sons. Where did all you mock
men (and Nancy) go ?

7:04 pm August, 25 Et Tu Douche? said...

Rev Chad A Mans Man
True Cocksman Until The End
May He Bone In Peace.

10:28 pm August, 25 The Dude said...

Three’s Company too?
Not with these two, thinks the blonde
Gotta check Ashley

5:01 pm August, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Only real class joints
Feature dropped ceilings and this
Kind of clientele

5:15 pm August, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Poor Brian Bosworth
Got hit in the head too much
Macks horrendous Bleeths

10:29 pm August, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The second of local
Ashley Madison fallout
In my rural burb.
.
Keep getting funnier.
.

1:10 pm August, 27 Carlos Danger said...

Ashley Madison
a place for horny dudes to
chat with horny dudes

4:13 pm August, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Rest of Duggar clan
mugs for the camera. Hope
for new T.V. show.

4:22 pm August, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hats off to these two
douches. Her queefs have been known
to kill zombie bugs.

4:22 pm August, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Frat boys Moose and Spaz
Still flunk every test taken
She has a big cocck

4:24 pm August, 28 Vin Douchal said...

NO GREEN ROOM FOR YOU !
Last place air guitar teammates
To Britney tunes? Dopes

4:26 pm August, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

These two think headbands
can replace helmets for rides
on special short bus.

4:26 pm August, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Where is cool cowboy
Dole out dope slaps up in here?
They’ll cry to mama

4:28 pm August, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Caitlyn talks to Chaz
and Biff about converting
to “her” team. They’re game.

4:30 pm August, 28 Vin Douchal said...

ABBA tribute band
Brunette can’t be in this pic
Barfing sperm out back

4:31 pm August, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Their claim of being
“gay for pay” doesn’t pass smell
test. “Jill” knows better.

4:32 pm August, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Check out this weird scene
Hah! Lesbians nowadays
Dykes have “Man Look” nailed

4:33 pm August, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Trapped in infinite
loop of throwing scissors makes
for boring game.

4:34 pm August, 28 Vin Douchal said...

New experiment:
Firmly planted in all holes
Four unseen dildos

4:35 pm August, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Check my last haiku.
Are they asking her advice
for good scissoring?

4:38 pm August, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Jizz mopper’s union
celebrates two months without
any ingestions.

8:20 pm August, 28 Carlos Danger said...

Just pose for picture
and maybe she will get lost
I’m hot for you, Bro

4:03 pm August, 31 Charles Douchewin said...

Regrets, I have two.
They’ll discover, when we’re through.
Warts, and the clap, too.

9:55 pm September, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

How high is the weed
In the grove, Rev Chad, Son.? Eight
Feet high and rising.

5:48 pm September, 3 Rev Chad tried the new weed and can only say Holy Fuck Ricky said...

This is the same girl
From the last weeks Haiku, which
Is two months old.

5:50 pm September, 3 Rev Chad tried the new weed and can only say Holy Fuck Ricky said...

8:59 pm September, 4 Vin Douchal said...

So,… here we are still
Stuck with these mother fuckers
Fuck these fucking dopes

.
Was that a bit harsh?
Too fucking bad, these chodes are
Like all I.E. cranks

I.E. cranks, I says
Prob’ly drive Honda Civics,
Take two parking spots

On the rare time I
Go to the asshole Walmart
They fly o’er speed bumps

They load four or five
Thirty-packs of the Bud Light
In waggy wheel cart

Use “Bro” at the end
Every sentence they utter
Pay with EBT

My look of disdain
Unnoticed until I cough,
Fist over mouth, DOUCHE!”

9:00 pm September, 4 Vin Douchal said...

So,… here we are still
Stuck with these mother fuckers
Fuck these fucking dopes

.
Was that a bit harsh?
Too fucking bad, these chodes are
Like all I.E. cranks
.
I.E. cranks, I says
Prob’ly drive Honda Civics,
Take two parking spots
.
On the rare time I
Go to the asshole Walmart
They fly o’er speed bumps
.
They load four or five
Thirty-packs of the Bud Light
In waggy wheel cart
.
Use “Bro” at the end
Every sentence they utter
Pay with EBT
.
My look of disdain
Unnoticed until I cough,
Fist over mouth, DOUCHE!”
.
.
EDIT^

9:17 pm September, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m sad to report
That our leader, Dark Sock has died
Trying to keep the Arabs
.
Out of Biloxi.
Like Pumpy and the
BCS, gone before time.
.
He lives on only
In the memory of an intern
Who’s mams he bammed.
.
On his old drafting
Table. Without a condom. Drunk
Testing hot waters.
.
It seems ike just three
Months ago he posted this Haiku
And now he’s gone.
.
He done got the Arabs. Son.

11:01 pm September, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I have found a balm
For my internet soul. The lone
Rantings of this guy.
.
http://www.infowars.com/video-not-having-sex-with-black-people-is-racist/

Leave a Reply

What is 10 + 5 ?
Please leave these two fields as-is:
IMPORTANT! To be able to proceed, you need to solve the following simple math (so we know that you are a human) :-)