Fraiku – Doc Bunsen Commemorative Edition
Pumps Stackley flexes;
No matter how taut his guns,
Faux Boobs are tighter…
The Bleeth stirs my loins
Whilst he does his best to quell
My renoB. She wins
Lelani’s smile makes
Sugarcanes grow in the sun
Aloha boobies
I knew Doc Bunsen.
You Pumps, are no Doc Bunsen.
R.I.P. Doc, Son.
Whatever happened
To Doctor Bunsen, I don’t know.
He was a Statesman
Doc B 6:40 FTW.
RIP man. You were one of the good ones.
***Dammit Rev, you inbred Yankee, I said “Commemorative Edition”, not “memorial”…Doc is still alive and well. Probably. -D.S.***
Hang on fellas. This
one’s commemorative NOT
memorial ‘ku.
Chet already knows
the drill. Punches self in head.
Beats bouncers to it.
Lelani’s smile
makes ISIS do charity,
volunteerism.
“Suns out, guns out bros!”
“Two in the pink, one in stink!”
“Wanna circle jerk?”
Only a good guy
With a gun can stop this douche
With his guns out. Son.
Lelani’s smile makes
Sugarcanes grow in the sun
Aloha boobies
I knew Doc Bunsen.
You Pumps, are no Doc Bunsen.
R.I.P. Doc, Son.
Lelani’s smile
makes ISIS do charity,
volunteerism.
Lelani’s smile
makes Mary Tyler Moore look
more like Iggy Popp.
^ Respect to Iggy Pop.
Lelani’s smile
makes Brits feel alright about
cooking Captain Cook.
Too soon?
Lelani’s smile
raises reviewer’s IQ’s
and Doc’s H-index.
Whatever happened
To Doctor Bunsen, I don’t know.
He was a Statesman
Who happened to have
A rosy flourish, when ingesting
SSRI’s. Son.
He might have met his
Maker’s a few times, but I
Don’t think a Boosler.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elayne_Boosler
Her husband managed
Led Zeppelin. She went down
Like a Jew on Meth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4
.
Stoned Lives Matter
Lelani ready to
ditch “Gunshow Joe”. Did not pass
herpes background check.
Lelnani bids Pumps
McChump aloha, she don’t
Ride ‘bags with scurvy
Pumps flexes in hopes
Of making 3 finger poi
With her monkey hole
In the words of my dear, departed M. Fuck the Muslims!
.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153702507745350&set=pcb.10153702509135350&type=3&theater
Hang on fellas. This
one’s commemorative NOT
memorial ‘ku.
Hey Chet, Purdue called.
You’ll never make spokesbird with
with those chicken wings.
Wasn’t this same pose
JFK had just before
bullet said hello?
.
back and to the right
.
too late?
Chet already knows
the drill. Punches self in head.
Beats bouncers to it.
Doc B 6:40 FTW.
RIP man. You were one of the good ones.
Hey man. Dr. Bunsen rose from the dead again. http://www.cumfistme.com/#!littlemiss/mainPage
The Bleeth stirs my loins
Whilst he does his best to quell
My renoB. She wins
Eurasian Smoke Show
Mixing of the races has
Never been better
Mons of Eurasian
Is known to cure all ailments
And produce renoB
.
Mons of Eurasian is a great name for a band…
Mons of Eurasian is the new Oil of Olay.
.
Rub it on your face to make the wrinkles go away.