Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Fraiku – Doc Bunsen Commemorative Edition

brachiating douchePumps Stackley flexes;
No matter how taut his guns,
Faux Boobs are tighter…

DoucheyWallnuts said…

The Bleeth stirs my loins
Whilst he does his best to quell
My renoB. She wins

The Dude said…

Lelani’s smile makes
Sugarcanes grow in the sun
Aloha boobies

I knew Doc Bunsen.
You Pumps, are no Doc Bunsen.
R.I.P. Doc, Son.

Whatever happened
To Doctor Bunsen, I don’t know.
He was a Statesman

Scrotal Recall said…

Doc B 6:40 FTW.

RIP man. You were one of the good ones.

***Dammit Rev, you inbred Yankee,  I said “Commemorative Edition”, not “memorial”…Doc is still alive and well.  Probably.  -D.S.***

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

Hang on fellas. This
one’s commemorative NOT
memorial ‘ku.

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

Chet already knows
the drill. Punches self in head.
Beats bouncers to it.

Charles Douchewin said…

Lelani’s smile
makes ISIS do charity,
volunteerism.

Ronald Schmegman said…

“Suns out, guns out bros!”
“Two in the pink, one in stink!”
“Wanna circle jerk?”

Ulysses S. Douche said…

Only a good guy
With a gun can stop this douche
With his guns out. Son.

 

# posted by admin
4:38 am October, 30 The Dude said...

Lelani’s smile makes
Sugarcanes grow in the sun
Aloha boobies

12:26 pm October, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I knew Doc Bunsen.
You Pumps, are no Doc Bunsen.
R.I.P. Doc, Son.

3:34 pm October, 30 Charles Douchewin said...

Lelani’s smile
makes ISIS do charity,
volunteerism.

3:35 pm October, 30 Charles Douchewin said...

Lelani’s smile
makes Mary Tyler Moore look
more like Iggy Popp.

3:36 pm October, 30 Charles Douchewin said...

^ Respect to Iggy Pop.

3:37 pm October, 30 Charles Douchewin said...

Lelani’s smile
makes Brits feel alright about
cooking Captain Cook.

3:38 pm October, 30 Charles Douchewin said...

Too soon?

3:40 pm October, 30 Charles Douchewin said...

Lelani’s smile
raises reviewer’s IQ’s
and Doc’s H-index.

8:10 pm October, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Whatever happened
To Doctor Bunsen, I don’t know.
He was a Statesman

8:11 pm October, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Who happened to have
A rosy flourish, when ingesting
SSRI’s. Son.

8:13 pm October, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He might have met his
Maker’s a few times, but I
Don’t think a Boosler.

8:19 pm October, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

8:20 pm October, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her husband managed
Led Zeppelin. She went down
Like a Jew on Meth.

8:21 pm October, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4
.
Stoned Lives Matter

9:10 pm October, 30 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Lelani ready to
ditch “Gunshow Joe”. Did not pass
herpes background check.

11:43 am October, 31 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Lelnani bids Pumps
McChump aloha, she don’t
Ride ‘bags with scurvy

11:51 am October, 31 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Pumps flexes in hopes
Of making 3 finger poi
With her monkey hole

8:50 pm November, 1 reverend chad feelimg weak said...

In the words of my dear, departed M. Fuck the Muslims!
.

6:31 pm November, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hang on fellas. This
one’s commemorative NOT
memorial ‘ku.

6:34 pm November, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hey Chet, Purdue called.
You’ll never make spokesbird with
with those chicken wings.

6:36 pm November, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Wasn’t this same pose
JFK had just before
bullet said hello?
.
back and to the right
.
too late?

6:40 pm November, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Chet already knows
the drill. Punches self in head.
Beats bouncers to it.

1:04 am November, 3 Scrotal Recall said...

Doc B 6:40 FTW.

RIP man. You were one of the good ones.

4:25 am November, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hey man. Dr. Bunsen rose from the dead again. http://www.cumfistme.com/#!littlemiss/mainPage

7:03 pm November, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Bleeth stirs my loins
Whilst he does his best to quell
My renoB. She wins

7:07 pm November, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Eurasian Smoke Show
Mixing of the races has
Never been better

7:10 pm November, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mons of Eurasian
Is known to cure all ailments
And produce renoB
.
Mons of Eurasian is a great name for a band…

11:00 pm November, 6 Charles Douchewin said...

Mons of Eurasian is the new Oil of Olay.
.
Rub it on your face to make the wrinkles go away.

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