Fraiku – Ken and Boobie Dolls Edition
I saw this pic from alert reader MC900footdouchebag and I had to nick it for Fraiku…
Ken and Barbie? No…
What a pair…No, it’s more like
Kenna and Boobies
Everyone knows that
Barbies don’t have genitals.
Don’t do this half-assed!
Ken looks like a cross
between Michael Jackson and
Donatella V
I am sitting here
And realize this is the worst
Thing I’ve ever seen.
Their faces were switched
at birth. Their genitals removed.
Thanks ObamaCare!
Macy’s Mannequin
And cheap knock off Real
Doll share a moment
Something tells me that
This broad’s monkey hole is sewn
Completely shut. Son.
Science is awesome.
Human-shaped condoms keep you
safe and disease free!
More like Down’s Syndrome
Boris and Natasha B.
Meet Moose and Squirrel
Which one wears it worse?
And by ~it~ I mean Botox
and lip injections.
judging from background
this picture was taken in
Homoslavia
Macklemore really
went downhill since lips replaced
by frog intestines.
I’m betting that dogs
yowl in pain whenever they
try to use toilet.
Photog says to them
“Make blowjob with teeth to the
camera!” Nailed it.
Sex with Ken is like
Fucking your own freak sister
With the sharp scissors.
Clear obelisk
Knows that there is dander and
Cocaine in future.
Baseball has change in
The last 25 years since the
Birds on before, and shit.
Sons
Bent like shit, I type
Random thoughts and shit, with
You guys, here…..alone.
Her Mons Pubis is
Off limits since FEMA banned
Access to her vunt.
Everyone knows that
Barbies don’t have genitals.
Don’t do this half-assed!
Ken looks like a cross
between Michael Jackson and
Donatella V
I am sitting here
And realize this is the worst
Thing I’ve ever seen.
Disco was killed by
Toto in 1984.
Met Tami and failed.
Hold The Line was
A seminal transition
In sweet, young, bad sex.
As the prophesies
Were told,…………..Toto was the C
SN of 80’s.
This song was playing
When I met the most pretty
Girl around. Tami.
Thirty years later. I don’t
Know how bad her rosacsea
Really got. Fuck Her!
Mrs. Kroeger dwells
In a Fools Paradide while
My pink snake wanders.
Married for so long
I forgot what I used to call
My cock with herpes.
Wasn’t herpes though.
Some vile form of throat shit.
Syphillis I think.
Science is awesome.
Human-shaped condoms keep you
safe and disease free!
Plastic surgery
failures; these are a couple
of page one rewrites.
More like Down’s Syndrome
Boris and Natasha B.
Meet Moose and Squirrel
Which one wears it worse?
And by ~it~ I mean Botox
and lip injections.
seated awkwardly
on backless chairs, they ponder
egg yolk on pinkie
seated awkwardly
on backless chairs, they ponder
why are we alive?
seated awkwardly
staring at screen, I ponder
which one has gonads?
judging from background
this picture was taken in
Homoslavia
Rev Chad 2:28 am October, 24 FTW
Macklemore really
went downhill since getting lip
synthol injections.
Macklemore really
went downhill since hooking up
with Jillian Hall.
Macklemore really
went downhill since losing his
legs to gangrene.
Macklemore really
went downhill since coming out…
…I’m saying he’s gay.
Macklemore really
went downhill since genitals
crushed by shrinking jeans.
Macklemore really
went downhill since hand impaled
by exploding breasts.
Mackmore really
went downhill since face was raped
by rabid ferret.
Macklemore really
went downhill since finding out
his father is Zorg.
Macklemore really
went downhill since lips replaced
by frog intestines.
Macklemore really
went downhill since exiting
Amanda Lepore
Macklemore really
went downhill since exchanging
wife for a wombat.
Watch out Dark Sock! The
Autons are planning attack.
Watch you bunghole, son!
If melting temp is
low enough, this problem can
be solved in minutes.
Gross thought of the day:
What if her lady bits are
modeled on Nancy’s?
I’m betting that dogs
yowl in pain whenever they
try to use toilet.
Tight lady bits might
make up for the cone tits, Nance
now get off my lawn
Good news on the nip front.