Monday, May 9, 2005

Fraiku – Ken and Boobie Dolls Edition

Barbie and KennaI saw this pic from alert reader MC900footdouchebag and I had to nick it for Fraiku…

Ken and Barbie? No…
What a pair…No, it’s more like
Kenna and Boobies

Charles Douchewin said…

Everyone knows that
Barbies don’t have genitals.
Don’t do this half-assed!

The Dude said…

Ken looks like a cross
between Michael Jackson and
Donatella V

I am sitting here
And realize this is the worst
Thing I’ve ever seen.

Poor Man’s Lena Dunham said…

Their faces were switched
at birth. Their genitals removed.
Thanks ObamaCare!

Jeff said…

Macy’s Mannequin
And cheap knock off Real
Doll share a moment

Jeff said…

Something tells me that
This broad’s monkey hole is sewn
Completely shut. Son.

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

Science is awesome.
Human-shaped condoms keep you
safe and disease free!

Vin Douchal said…

More like Down’s Syndrome
Boris and Natasha B.
Meet Moose and Squirrel

The Dude said…

Which one wears it worse?
And by ~it~ I mean Botox
and lip injections.

hermit said…

judging from background
this picture was taken in
Homoslavia

Jacques Doucheteau said…

Macklemore really
went downhill since lips replaced
by frog intestines.

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

I’m betting that dogs
yowl in pain whenever they
try to use toilet.

Nance said…

Photog says to them
“Make blowjob with teeth to the
camera!” Nailed it.

 

# posted by admin
2:28 am October, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sex with Ken is like
Fucking your own freak sister
With the sharp scissors.

2:30 am October, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Clear obelisk
Knows that there is dander and
Cocaine in future.

2:31 am October, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Baseball has change in
The last 25 years since the
Birds on before, and shit.
Sons

2:32 am October, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bent like shit, I type
Random thoughts and shit, with
You guys, here…..alone.

2:33 am October, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her Mons Pubis is
Off limits since FEMA banned
Access to her vunt.

1:46 pm October, 24 Charles Douchewin said...

Everyone knows that
Barbies don’t have genitals.
Don’t do this half-assed!

4:20 pm October, 24 The Dude said...

Ken looks like a cross
between Michael Jackson and
Donatella V

9:22 pm October, 24 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I am sitting here
And realize this is the worst
Thing I’ve ever seen.

1:45 am October, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Disco was killed by
Toto in 1984.
Met Tami and failed.

1:49 am October, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hold The Line was
A seminal transition
In sweet, young, bad sex.

1:50 am October, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As the prophesies
Were told,…………..Toto was the C
SN of 80’s.

1:51 am October, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This song was playing
When I met the most pretty
Girl around. Tami.

1:52 am October, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Thirty years later. I don’t
Know how bad her rosacsea
Really got. Fuck Her!

1:53 am October, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mrs. Kroeger dwells
In a Fools Paradide while
My pink snake wanders.

1:55 am October, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Married for so long
I forgot what I used to call
My cock with herpes.

1:56 am October, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Wasn’t herpes though.
Some vile form of throat shit.
Syphillis I think.

1:58 am October, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

5:06 pm October, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Science is awesome.
Human-shaped condoms keep you
safe and disease free!

6:11 pm October, 26 The Dude said...

Plastic surgery
failures; these are a couple
of page one rewrites.

1:27 am October, 27 Vin Douchal said...

More like Down’s Syndrome
Boris and Natasha B.
Meet Moose and Squirrel

10:31 am October, 27 The Dude said...

Which one wears it worse?
And by ~it~ I mean Botox
and lip injections.

7:53 pm October, 27 hermit said...

seated awkwardly
on backless chairs, they ponder
egg yolk on pinkie

7:58 pm October, 27 hermit said...

seated awkwardly
on backless chairs, they ponder
why are we alive?

8:03 pm October, 27 hermit said...

seated awkwardly
staring at screen, I ponder
which one has gonads?

8:24 pm October, 27 hermit said...

judging from background
this picture was taken in
Homoslavia

8:27 pm October, 27 hermit said...

Rev Chad 2:28 am October, 24 FTW

12:25 am October, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Macklemore really
went downhill since getting lip
synthol injections.

12:30 am October, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Macklemore really
went downhill since hooking up
with Jillian Hall.

12:32 am October, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Macklemore really
went downhill since losing his
legs to gangrene.

12:33 am October, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Macklemore really
went downhill since coming out…
…I’m saying he’s gay.

12:35 am October, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Macklemore really
went downhill since genitals
crushed by shrinking jeans.

12:36 am October, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Macklemore really
went downhill since hand impaled
by exploding breasts.

12:37 am October, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Mackmore really
went downhill since face was raped
by rabid ferret.

12:40 am October, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Macklemore really
went downhill since finding out
his father is Zorg.

12:51 am October, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Macklemore really
went downhill since lips replaced
by frog intestines.

12:58 am October, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Macklemore really
went downhill since exiting
Amanda Lepore

1:10 am October, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Macklemore really
went downhill since exchanging
wife for a wombat.

2:44 pm October, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Watch out Dark Sock! The
Autons are planning attack.
Watch you bunghole, son!

2:47 pm October, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

If melting temp is
low enough, this problem can
be solved in minutes.

2:49 pm October, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Gross thought of the day:
What if her lady bits are
modeled on Nancy’s?

2:54 pm October, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’m betting that dogs
yowl in pain whenever they
try to use toilet.

11:56 am October, 29 Carlos Danger said...

Tight lady bits might
make up for the cone tits, Nance
now get off my lawn

3:34 pm October, 30 Carlos Danger said...

Good news on the nip front.

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