Thursday, May 12, 2005

Fraiku Poo 4 U

cocckmuncherSo many things here
Going on…Needs explaining…
I’m just “bicycling”?

Bottle rats roll up
To the club on a Huffy
Instead of Pinto

Charles Douchewin said…

“Lumbersexual:
In The Barrio.” is the
worst new Marvel Film.

Vin Douchal said…

Black dress’ badonk
Knocks bumper right the f*ck off
’70 Vega

DoucheyWallnuts said…

Her Crabs are so big
They knocked the bumper off of
That Ford Festiva

Magnum Douche P. I. said…

The bimbos were not
injured in the accident.
Silicone air bags

Jacques Doucheteau said…

Broski is really
uninterested in girls
since removing seat.

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

She hasn’t been the
same since she jammed handlebars
into monkey hole.

Charles Douchewin said…

I have a feeling
In each of their homes is a
God Damn Dirty Door!

***I see what you did there, Chuck D…***

DoucheyWallnuts said…

Might as well face it
You’re addicted to Hummus
MTV Beirut

DoucheyWallnuts said…

When her feet are too
Big for her shoes I take a
Pass. A Pass, I says

Carlos McDanger said…

Drop her feet on the
Muslims of the Caliphate
they don’t know fear yet

 

Vin Douchal said…

If Lunk hits a bump
Gun in belt shoots his balls off
And then we ALL win

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10:27 am November, 13 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This is the worst rap
Video ever produced
But there is side boob!

10:29 am November, 13 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Bottle rats roll up
To the club on a Huffy
Instead of Pinto

4:45 pm November, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Black dress’ badonk
Knocks bumper right the fuck off
’70 Vega

4:47 pm November, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Do the eyes deceive,
Is Dan Bilzerian broke?
Still pulls the ‘Ho’s , though

4:52 pm November, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Lunk shows new patent
Pedal-powered Sybian
Lube with bike chain oil

4:53 pm November, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Arts-y photo shoot
“We’ll use what’s in my garage”
Best selfie ever

4:58 pm November, 13 Vin Douchal said...

If Lunk hits a bump
Gun in belt shoots his balls off
And then we ALL win

5:02 pm November, 13 Vin Douchal said...

East L.A. alley
Bike pimp and his talent squad
Pose at whore house car

6:08 pm November, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hip Humunculous
Grows beard, buys bike, borrows cash.
Gets hot Latina’s.

6:10 pm November, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bike smells fishy since
She shoved the bell and horn in
Her tight Monkey Hole.

6:10 pm November, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His midget friend is
Having life experience inside
Latina Box hole.

6:12 pm November, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Wednesday, May 11, 2005
Fraiku – November Reign Edition

fake tags doucheJenna must sulk with might;
Her swarthy chesticles are
Eclipsed by Man-Pecs…
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@ 4:52 AM
Categories: Dumbass, Finger Douchery, Fraiku
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6:34 am November, 8
rev chad yagered and stone said…

I live my life as I want to live it, 100%!!! Here are five (5) things that I think contribute to my happiness at the moment:

1) I do what I want.
2) I’ve got an attractive body and haircut.
3) I understand psychology on different levels.
4) I am tender.
5) I am only emotionally attached to myself.

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MY PERSONALITY
Bold, handsome, confident, and good-looking are the words that immediately come to my mind when I try to describe my personality. On second thought, other words that come up are gorgeous, sexy, and brave. You might think I am being unrealistic, but there are no real negatives that occur in my mind immediately. If you want me to say something negative about my personality, I’ll have to think very, very much (which is positive).

HOW ABOUT YOURS?
Words or facts like above can only tell so much. My experience is that you have to sit down and have a cup of coffee with a person to really get to know him/her. Most people who sit down for a coffee with me almost always like me in one way or another. Anyway, to find out your personality, make a cup of coffee and write words that come to your mind. If you happen to write words like “car,” “hose,” and “loser,” you probably should NOT be a professional race car driver, but maybe consider working in the pit crew. OK?

THE IMPORTANCE OF AN IMPECCABLE APPEARANCE
You might think “appearance” is all about showing up on time and stuff. Let me tell you how wrong you are. Showing up is the easy part, but you have to show up with style. It’s the right combination that makes you a winner in any situation. If you don’t believe me, let me prove it (once and for all).

THIS IS HOW I’ll PROVE IT
Imagine that you are going to a party that starts at eight o’clock. You show up on time, but your pants have dirt all over them, your T-shirt has old tomato sauce stains on it (perhaps also an old dried up piece of spaghetti), your hair is oily and full of dandruff, and you haven’t brushed your teeth for

days. See? Get it?!?!?! EVEN THOUGH you are being “good” by showing up on time, no one is going to want to talk to you! And not only that, you will also generate a long-lasting negative impression on people, which is really bad.

WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO
If you somehow are forced into a situation as described above, I would suggest to not go to the party at all. Stay home. It might even be better than coming late all dressed up! Of course, the host will be terribly disappointed when you don’t show up, but it is probably in your own interest to stay home and watch a video and eat potato chips or something. Remember, every situation is unique, so play it by ear!

WHY AM I DOING THIS?
Well, like I wrote in the beginning of this site, I am interested in defying perceptional contradictions. Yes, I am a race car driver, but I am also a clean, sexy, and stylish guy. Most people think “car guys” always have dirt underneath their nails (and some do), but even nail dirt could look appropriate with a tuxedo, if you wear it the RIGHT way! It’s doing it the WRONG way that upsets me, like going to an Italian Beach/Pasta party with a so-called British “Blur” haircut and tight jeans. Duh! If I have time in the future, I am planning to write a dictionary on this subject. Thanks!

DO YOU AGREE, OR AM I OUT “BICYCLING

7:12 pm November, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Are these the people
We support while they complain
And wallow in malaise.

7:13 pm November, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“Cripple the able
And tutor the dim as we
Race to the middle.”
.
The Reverend Chad Kroeger c. 2015

7:32 pm November, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jihadi Jared
Is no match for this fine young
Assassin posse.

7:33 pm November, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think a lot…..about Momma n’ Bubba, Lieutenant dan. But most of all I thought about Jenny, I thought about her alot.’

7:34 pm November, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This is a story all
About how my life got twisted
Upside and down..Then.

7:35 pm November, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Got in one little
Fight, and my Mom got scared and
Said, “your moving with..”

7:35 pm November, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Auntie and Uncle
In Bel-Air. I walked up to
The gates and right then

9:28 pm November, 13 Vin Douchal said...

No shame in cycling
Keeps the quads taut and ready
Said no one ever

11:47 am November, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It’s deer season round
My parts. We are looking for
Woodland Muslims.

10:22 pm November, 14 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

The bimbos were not
injured in the accident.
Silicone air bags

10:30 pm November, 14 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

New Eco-friendly
Hells Angels. Ride bicycles,
sell organic meth

12:41 am November, 16 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Broski is riding
a flat. The bike he’s on has
a flat tire too.

12:42 am November, 16 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Broski is really
uninterested in girls
since removing seat.

12:45 am November, 16 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Girls are not into
Broski since noticing the
jizz stuck to his beard.

8:01 pm November, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

If he shoots his balls
off does Planned Parenthood have
big celebration?

8:03 pm November, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She hasn’t been the
same since she jammed handlebars
into monkey hole.

8:05 pm November, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Does anyone else
think he has gun pointed at
the wrong body part?

8:07 pm November, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I would pay her big
bucks to pass queef that knocks him
off that stupid bike.

8:10 pm November, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He tells bleeth, “Hop on
my 20 incher” but she
sees both are flat.

8:12 pm November, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Listen closely. You
can hear the chlamydia
talking in this pic.

12:03 am November, 17 Charles Douchewin said...

“Lumbersexual:
In The Barrio.” is the
worst new Marvel Film.

12:04 am November, 17 Charles Douchewin said...

I have a feeling
In each of their homes is a
God Damn Dirty Door!

1:41 pm November, 18 Carlos McDanger said...

One boob too many
take your bike and Altima
and get the fuck out

1:50 pm November, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Might as well face it
You’re addicted to Hummus
MTV Beirut

1:59 pm November, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Pull up to bumper
In your big black limousine
Or your bicycle

2:21 pm November, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

When her feet are too
Big for her shoes I take a
Pass. A Pass, I says

2:25 pm November, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Music video
Related jokes are all I
Can come up with. Sons

4:01 pm November, 18 Carlos McDanger said...

Maybe he can shoot
that pinky toe off her foot
It’s freaking me out

4:06 pm November, 18 Carlos McDanger said...

Drop her feet on the
Muslims of the Caliphate
they don’t know fear yet

6:47 pm November, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her Crabs are so big
They knocked the bumper off of
That Ford Festiva

6:48 pm November, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her Crabs are so big
They look like a bicycle
Build for Douche and Bleeth

6:50 pm November, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Fear the Pinky Toe
That is too big for high heels
Sign of the Devil

6:55 pm November, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her Crabs are so big
They will not ever have to
Fear the Pinky Toe

5:13 pm November, 19 Charles Douchewin said...

With tires or legs.
It looks like they may all be
busted vehicles.

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