Thursday, May 19, 2005

Fraikuuu

jesse jane and DJ toolbagPoor Bulbous Betty;
Biff gives her two turntables
And a Micro-Bone…

mistercreen said…

Gimme a Betty
lay down a hot funky groove
and spin her platters

Charles Douchewin said…

For all of those knobs,
he can’t find her one button
that matters the most.

Charles Douchewin said…

It’s easy to see.
Clearly lit. Yet nobody’s
using the exit…

The Dude said…

Biff pulls a Cosby;
Betty’s gonna regret this
in the morning. Ew.

FredN. said…

Professional what?
His shirt that is. “Rape Monkey”?
I like giant boobs.

Professional Gape
Jockey anals cheap porn star
With cartoonish chest.

Vin Douchal said…

Porn stars and D.J.s
Burgeoning industries for
Uneducated

Magnum Douche P. I. said…

Is she still hott chick
if her who-ha looks like a
worn out catchers mitt

 

# posted by DarkSock
6:25 am April, 10 Jeet Kune Douche said...

I deeply respect the medical technology that went into that bimbo’s chest. Wish they could do something for her legs, though….
Still, if she can find someone to perform the correct procedure for detaching that necrotic, pustulent cancerous growth next to her, I’d be glad to honor her nether regions with my life essence.
Oh, and FRIST!

3:25 pm April, 10 mistercreen said...

Gimme a Betty
lay down a hot funky groove
and spin her platters

8:20 pm April, 10 Charles Douchewin said...

For all of those knobs,
he can’t find her one button
that matters the most.

8:22 pm April, 10 Charles Douchewin said...

It’s easy to see.
Clearly lit. Yet nobody’s
using the exit…

8:28 pm April, 10 Charles Douchewin said...

The classiest guy
here, just grabbed the mike and yelled:
“Yo! She stole Pam’s tits!”.

4:39 pm April, 11 The Dude said...

Biff pulls a Cosby;
Betty’s gonna regret this
in the morning. Ew.

5:57 pm April, 11 FredN. said...

Professional what?
His shirt that is. “Rape Monkey”?
I like giant boobs.

7:45 pm April, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Professional Gape
Jockey anals cheap porn star
With cartoonish chest.

7:46 pm April, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the boobs in
The basket, or it gets the
Hose. The Hooker Hose.

7:47 pm April, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Are there any disc
Jockeys or short order cooks
That don’t have arm fung?

3:12 pm April, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Porn stars and D.J.s
Burgeoning industries for
Uneducated

3:13 pm April, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Jacking off to porn
Okay to know the chick’s names?
Asking for a friend

3:15 pm April, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Jesse Jane, Porn star
350 vids state
“First Time Anal”

3:28 pm April, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Is she still hott chick
If thousands of money shots
Have splashed on her face

12:39 pm April, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Spring fever tomcat
Spray. Stink fills her Mons Pubis.
The Who still on tour.

1:01 pm April, 13 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Is she still hot chick
if her gaped anus looks like
the Holland Tunnel

6:51 pm April, 13 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Is she still hott chick
if her who-ha looks like a
worn out catchers mitt

12:37 am April, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

We have been doing
This for three electoral
Cycles, and Shit. Sons.

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