Friday, May 13, 2005

Friday Haiku

An anus he isY’know, folks, sometimes
Here on Friday Haiku, the
Jokes just write themselves…

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

Never choose saying
in public restroom stall as
model for your life.

DoucheyWallnuts said…

He ain’t self aware
Makes jokes about his anus
His Bleeth is heinous

Vin Douchal said…

Obvious boob job
Rest of her makes us wonder
Are nips in right place?

Carlos McDanger said…

Obama called in
the JV squad and these two
appeared like magic.

Charles Douchewin said…

The contents of both
those cups wouldn’t be enough
to tolerate her.

Blistered like the
Nut sack of ISIS, the herpes
Rises triumphant.

The Dude said…

Bimbo and Himbo
in Aviain’tor glasses
No big ragrets there.

Jacques Doucheteau said…

Some other guy left
his nut gunk in her navel.
Gronk will lick it off.

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

I’ll bet someone had
his anus morning, noon and
night in the big house.

DoucheyWallnuts said…

Hanging belly ring
Hasn’t been in style since
Her belly was flat

Vin Douchal said…

Perfect breastesses
Can’t redeem haggard meth mom
Or repel douchebags

 

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4:02 pm November, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

When head is up ass
all day the stupid rhymes
echo in the ears.

4:05 pm November, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Never choose saying
in public restroom stall as
model for your life.

4:59 pm November, 20 Carlos McDanger said...

Obama called in
the JV squad and these two
appeared like magic.

6:49 pm November, 20 Charles Douchewin said...

The contents of both
those cups wouldn’t be enough
to tolerate her.

4:06 am November, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hey! I liked last weeks
Chicks better. Looked more like damned
Dirty whores and shit.

4:08 am November, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Two! Two extended
Periods of being ignored?
Well then, fuck you all!

4:10 am November, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her stomach…Fine aged
Like the bearer of life she
Is. “You got METH, Son?”

4:11 am November, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Twice a week, she calls
Her Sista, Rompeeah, and asks….
“Well the hell my teef.”

4:12 am November, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Blistered like the
Nut sack of ISIS, the herpes
Rises triumphant.

4:15 am November, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That second last one
Is intended with racist
Tones. Cause niggas got

6:21 am November, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Medusa is back. Time to celebrate
https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEduQs7jeAlAo4N0s/giphy.gif

11:48 pm November, 22 The Dude said...

Bimbo and Himbo
in Aviain’tor glasses
No big ragrets there.

5:09 pm November, 23 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

I’m pretty sure Chaz
really likes him some anus.
Boobies. Boobies. Boob…

8:44 pm November, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Some other guy left
his nut gunk in her navel.
Gronk will lick it off.

8:47 pm November, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’ll bet someone had
his anus morning, noon and
night in the big house.

8:51 pm November, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She told him she had
anal abortion. He sobbed
“Poor son” at her shit.

5:50 pm November, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Not Saturn nor Mars.
He wants only wants mission to
windy Uranus.

7:23 pm November, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Proctological
Puns ain’t his strong suit, and yet
He wears it with pride

7:30 pm November, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

He ain’t self aware
Makes jokes about his anus
His Bleeth is heinous

1:51 pm November, 28 hermit said...

Don’t believe DarkSock’s bullshit about visiting relatives. Dude’s in Switzerland.

https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/aptopix_germany_equestrian_fair.jpg?quality=100&strip=all&w=664&h=441&crop=1

2:14 pm November, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Hanging belly ring
Hasn’t been in style since
Her belly was flat

3:45 pm December, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Perfect breastesses
Can’t redeem haggard meth mom
Or repel douchebags

3:47 pm December, 1 Vin Douchal said...

The back of shirt says:
“El Monte Proctology,
Our Pipes are Sterile”

3:48 pm December, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Obvious boob job
Rest of her makes us wonder
Are nips in right place?

3:50 pm December, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Douchewad has safe word
For when she pegs his bungus
The word is “Faster!”

2:12 am December, 2 REv Chads Penis and shit offline stooooned said...

I’d like to get her
Stoned and slowly fuck her big
Ripe Baby Melons.

5:35 pm December, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Man Head Matilda
Sets off the Tranny Alarm
But Deke doesn’t care

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