Friday Haiku
Y’know, folks, sometimes
Here on Friday Haiku, the
Jokes just write themselves…
Never choose saying
in public restroom stall as
model for your life.
He ain’t self aware
Makes jokes about his anus
His Bleeth is heinous
Obvious boob job
Rest of her makes us wonder
Are nips in right place?
Obama called in
the JV squad and these two
appeared like magic.
The contents of both
those cups wouldn’t be enough
to tolerate her.
Blistered like the
Nut sack of ISIS, the herpes
Rises triumphant.
Bimbo and Himbo
in Aviain’tor glasses
No big ragrets there.
Some other guy left
his nut gunk in her navel.
Gronk will lick it off.
I’ll bet someone had
his anus morning, noon and
night in the big house.
Hanging belly ring
Hasn’t been in style since
Her belly was flat
Perfect breastesses
Can’t redeem haggard meth mom
Or repel douchebags
When head is up ass
all day the stupid rhymes
echo in the ears.
Never choose saying
in public restroom stall as
model for your life.
Obama called in
the JV squad and these two
appeared like magic.
The contents of both
those cups wouldn’t be enough
to tolerate her.
Hey! I liked last weeks
Chicks better. Looked more like damned
Dirty whores and shit.
Two! Two extended
Periods of being ignored?
Well then, fuck you all!
Her stomach…Fine aged
Like the bearer of life she
Is. “You got METH, Son?”
Twice a week, she calls
Her Sista, Rompeeah, and asks….
“Well the hell my teef.”
Blistered like the
Nut sack of ISIS, the herpes
Rises triumphant.
That second last one
Is intended with racist
Tones. Cause niggas got
Medusa is back. Time to celebrate
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Bimbo and Himbo
in Aviain’tor glasses
No big ragrets there.
I’m pretty sure Chaz
really likes him some anus.
Boobies. Boobies. Boob…
Some other guy left
his nut gunk in her navel.
Gronk will lick it off.
I’ll bet someone had
his anus morning, noon and
night in the big house.
She told him she had
anal abortion. He sobbed
“Poor son” at her shit.
Not Saturn nor Mars.
He wants only wants mission to
windy Uranus.
Proctological
Puns ain’t his strong suit, and yet
He wears it with pride
He ain’t self aware
Makes jokes about his anus
His Bleeth is heinous
Don’t believe DarkSock’s bullshit about visiting relatives. Dude’s in Switzerland.
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I mean.
http://nypost.com/2015/11/27/people-having-sex-with-horses-is-on-the-rise-in-switzerland/.
Hanging belly ring
Hasn’t been in style since
Her belly was flat
Perfect breastesses
Can’t redeem haggard meth mom
Or repel douchebags
The back of shirt says:
“El Monte Proctology,
Our Pipes are Sterile”
Obvious boob job
Rest of her makes us wonder
Are nips in right place?
Douchewad has safe word
For when she pegs his bungus
The word is “Faster!”
I’d like to get her
Stoned and slowly fuck her big
Ripe Baby Melons.
Man Head Matilda
Sets off the Tranny Alarm
But Deke doesn’t care