Count the Fungus
Okay kids, while we’re waiting to get all the votes in and see who’s our HCwDotW, here’s a pic with so many variants of the ‘bag virus, so many permutations of scrote, one hardly knows where to begin.
Do I start off by:
a) Mocking the enormous foreheaded skinny ‘bag in the front making one of the most ridiculous poses since season 2 of 90210?
b) Watching lime-green turd try to fondle himself with ‘bag hand gesture #48?
c) Discuss my deeprooted desire to smack the two tools in the back with a large seabass?
d) Write love sonnets and sing acapella John Denver hits to the two blond bottles of perfection?
Yep, it’s a Douche hoedown in this pic. A veritable cornucopia of rank knobbery. Although my favorite thing of all is that Lead Scrote in the front actually cuffs his jeans. Sweet style, my ‘baggyliscious friend.
