Monday, September 25, 2006
Gilligan Gets Lucky
Oh, sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
a tale of a scrubby douche,
With facial pubes and a giant shnozz,
He votes for Lyndon LaRouche.
God damn this red haired Ginger is gloriously perfect. Those may be the finest legs this side of the dim sum special at Joe’s Shanghai in Chinatown. And that Mighty Cleavite conquers all. She is superb.
How did this unholy spawn of Gilligan and Screech ever score such a tropical island paradise? Why by making Douchebag Hand Gesture #17, of course. Did you even have to ask?
