Wednesday, September 13, 2006

HCwD of the Week: EuroDouche Edition

It’s been a few weeks since we last had one of these Douche-Offs so we’re long overdue for another round of some ‘bago a ‘bago action. Since “The Toad” would likely run away with the crown against any recent competition, I’ve decided to focus on the greasy stylings of Eurodouches and American Wanks in this week’s contest. That creepy mixture of German techno-style, Italian non-bathing and French pout that has worked its away across the pond to settle into the deepest recesses of the American club-going experience.

When making your pick, key in on the utter rankitude of the scrote’s choices of clothing but also his attitude. How high does he rank on the punchface-o-meter? And of course, the quality of his hottie must be factored into the HCwD equation, otherwise it’s simply a bunch of tools lined up against the wall.

So, without further ado, here are the nominees of scrote:

HCwD #1: The Bas


Skinny, greased up smooth chest, bizarre hairstyle, Prussian eyebrows and a wizened sidekick make The Bas a worthy contender. His hottie has that offbeat sweetness, a bright eyed innocence that hardly explains how she found herself in the presence of Euro-Scrote.

Oh, and the bar-code shirt. I mean, come on. A bar-code shirt?

HCwD #2: Labor Day ‘Bag


Okay, not the purest example of Euro-Douche but the glasses and stubble alone suggest Parisian skeeze. Looking like Douche Bono, shirtlessness and 10 degree pink hat enhance the douchey tilt-o-whirl experience.

And of course holding one of the sexiest hotties to appear on the site makes this pic a worthy contender for HCwDotW honors.

HCwD #3: Million Dollar Douchebag


Laugh it up, Saggy McGut. Trying to get in on one of the sexier HCwHC combos we’ve had on the site makes this wanker a big-time contender. The boxing gloves pushes him into uber-creep territory.

A few weeks later and this pic still makes me want to do shots of Jaeger and fall asleep on my floor.

So have at it fellow ‘bag hunters. What say you? Use your powers of deduction and vote for your favorite in the comments section.

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