Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Hefty GlassBags


Standard ‘bag sandwich formation on a Monday afternoon and I’m thinkin’ I haven’t remotely gotten drunk enough. Time to bust out the reserve PBRs I keep under the sink.

That bod on Lippy McSexy is just Hostess Twinkie level sugary good. It’s spongey, cream filled and has the shelf-life of gravel.

I’m not quite sure what both these scrotes think they’re grabbing in their pants. Herpes sores? Aluminum foil covered cucumber? Their spare supply of Tag BodyShots?

# posted by douchebag1

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